Teen Saw Mom Having Sex with Two Classmates

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A mom is behind bars after her teenage daughter told cops she caught her having a threesome with her classmates.

Jessica Anders, 41, offered a group of underage students booze after arriving home and finding that her daughter was throwing an unauthorized bash.

Police Detective O’Halloran says: “Upon discovering the teen party, Ms. Anders proceeded to socialize and drink with the minors, eventually telling a boy that she needed a shower and suggesting that he come help her.”

The blonde then led him by the hand to a bedroom, removed all of her clothes, stripped him, and performed oral sex on him. “It was like a fantasy come true,” the boy claimed. He went on to explain, “None of the girls at school would ever do anything with me, but Sherry’s mom got naked like it was nothing and went straight for my boner. I don’t care how many times I get my dick sucked after that, it’ll never be as good as getting blown by Ms. Anders.”

Another boy told investigators that he also joined in for “group sexual activity.” In his statement to police, Brian says, “I was wondering what was taking Mike so long and went to find him. I opened the bedroom door and Sherry’s mom had his cock all the way down her throat. I was about to close the door and get out of there, but Ms. Anders motioned for me to come in. I wasn’t sure what to do, but then she spread her butt cheeks and I could see everything – meaning her entire asshole and pussy. They both looked really good to me. Even from the doorway I could totally see how wet she was. Mike just smiled and gave me a thumbs up. I never had sex before, much less a threesome, but my dick was so hard I couldn’t say no. I got naked and, like, three seconds later I was pounding my first cunt ever. It was fuckin’ awesome.”

Anders’ daughter said she walked in and saw her mother taking part in sex acts with the 16- and 17-year-olds. “I almost screamed when I saw my mom doing it with two of my friends. And one of them was a guy I liked and was hoping would ask me out. I was so mad, but when I saw Brian’s big dick going in and out of my mom’s pussy, I couldn’t look away. The longer I watched, the more turned on I got. They all saw me standing there staring, but they didn’t stop having sex. The way my mom was smiling I think she was getting off on me seeing her fucking and sucking my friends.”

Though deeply embarrassed by her reactions, Anders’ daughter admitted that she became so engrossed in watching her mother having illicit sex with the two boys that she pulled her pants and underwear down and masturbated to the indecent scene playing out in front of her. “It was so intense,” Sherry confessed, “that when I noticed some of my other friends at the party could see me in the hallway fingering myself I didn’t even care. It was almost like I wanted them to see me being a horny slut. I guess maybe that’s how my mom must have been feeling also.” Sherry, red-faced and nervous went on to say “And the weird thing is that it wasn’t just the boys’ cocks that made me excited, but for some reason I wanted to touch my mom’s boobs, and even had a strong feeling of wanting to lick her pussy and see what it would taste like even though I never had any kind of lesbian urges before seeing Mom getting double-teamed like a dirty whore.”

Detectives launched a probe on Thursday after a tip that word was spreading at a school about Anders’ alleged booze and sex antics at the party.

The unnamed school was alerted and the nine teens at the party were questioned individually.

Each account was consistent with the timeline and carnal nature of reported events, said a sheriff’s deputy. The two boys who engaged in sexual intercourse with Ms. Anders had no complaints about the abuse they’d suffered, both doing their best to defend the older woman and asking for leniency on her behalf. The other students confirmed seeing Sherry openly pleasuring herself as she watched her mother engaged in multiple sex acts with the boys. One of the male witnesses stated, “I been jerking off every night thinking about what I saw Sherry doing with her pussy at that party. She must’ve cum like five or six times. After this all settles down, I’m going to ask her out and see if she’s down to fuck. The way she was acting seemed like she really needs to get fucked hard by a stiff dick.”

Anders was “very intoxicated” when officers went to her home to arrest her in the middle of Friday afternoon said court papers. When officers knocked, Ms. Anders opened the front door naked and offered them sex in exchange for not taking her into custody. Rookie officer Melissa Gandin reports that she was sorely tempted, but her partner refused the sexual bribe before she could do anything, “But I know he wanted to say yes as much as I did from the hard-on he had in his pants the whole ride back to the station.”

Ms. Anders is being held at Macatee County Jail while awaiting trial. Her “victims” have started a ComeFundMe account to help pay for her legal expenses.

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Mom and Son Face Jail for Incest

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MARKEN, AZ — A mother and son from Arizona face jail time after their incestuous relationship was uncovered earlier this year.

Stephanie Naigel, 37, and Adam Thomson, 19, appeared in court after police learned of their relationship while investigating an “ruckus” near Naigel’s home.

“Adam admitted to having a sexual relationship with Stephanie, whom he knows to be his biological mother,” police said in a criminal complaint obtained by the Marken News Journal. “Adam indicated that in addition to frequent sexual intercourse with his mother, they also routinely engaged in oral and anal sex with each other.”

A “no contact” order was issued in March. The mother and son made a court appearance in April after that order was violated. “It only took a few days ‘fore I realized I couldn’t live without my son’s cock,” Naigel stated to the judge. “No one’d ever fucked me as good as my boy did. And I knew he didn’t want no one but his momma to suck the cum outta those big balls of his.”

The mother and son both now face a jury trial in October. Thomson and Naigel could each face up to three years in prison if convicted of incest charges, according to the paper.

The story is getting international attention after they recently talked candidly to the Weekly Mail about their relationship. The mother and son said they hope their story will raise awareness of Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA).

“I know she’s my mom, but I can’t help that I want her the way that I do,” Adam explained. “I think she’s a beautiful woman and I love her body, but that’s not just it. I can’t hardly control myself for more than two minutes around her.” Adam reportedly became noticeably erect while taking about his mother in this manner. “I mean her titties are still bangin’ and I just have to get up on those fat melons and suck on them big ol’ nipples she got. Don’t even get me started on my mom’s crazy hot pussy. All that juicy meat she’s rockin’ down there is where it’s motherfuckin’ at, bitch!”

According to the Weekly Mail, the amorous mother and son started their relationship a year ago after connecting on Facebook. “I knew he was my son, but when he sent me that first picture all I wanted was to ride that handsome face of his. That first time we met, it couldn’t a been more‘n five minutes before I was suckin’ his hard dick. An’ he got a big one, let me tell you. After he just about choked me with the huge load he shot down my throat, he said he wanted to fuck me every which way. I dropped my panties and spread my legs wide for him and told him my mommy cunt was all his.”

Naigel is currently not allowed to see any of her children — and that includes Thomson, according to the Weekly Mail. “I hadn’t thought about it till the judge started talkin’ about my other kids, then it come to me that Cassy, Adam’s half-sister, would probably like to join in with us. Cassy would sometimes earn extra money in high school by letting me pay her $10 or $20 to eat my pussy out when I was feelin’ horny. I think now she’d probably do it for free if I had a nice big load of her brother’s jizz up in there for her suck out. That kid is even more of a cum slut than her momma, and you can believe that.”

Thomson said if they are jailed, they will be together one day. “Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop me from wanting to fuck my mom in every sexy hole she’s got. She knows just how to handle my cock, and don’t nobody love me like the way she does.”

“In two years’ time I can see us living together happily living our lives,” Naigel told the Weekly Mail. “True love can do anything. This whole thing is about who I have the right to love, and I sure as hell have the right to love my own son. And if you love somebody, you also have the right to fuck them. You can’t tell me who to love or who not to fuck.” Stephanie and Adam then allegedly stripped naked and began engaging in graphic incestuous behavior in front of the Weekly Mail reporter.

When asked to comment on these allegations, reporter Leslie Wilson, currently suspended without pay from the Weekly Mail, said she can’t excuse her lapse in professional judgment during that interview. “I was really moved by their story. It was obvious how much they loved each other. When they started taking their clothes off, I got up to leave, but when I saw that big cock of his slide into his mother’s pussy from behind it was too much. I’d never seen two people fuck right in front of me before, and knowing they were mother and son made it so much hotter.”

Wilson’s editor was reached for comment. “Staying to watch the subjects of her report having intense doggy-style sex could have been excused, but once she started masturbating to it is when she lost her journalistic distance from the story.” The Weekly News editor refused to comment on rumors that Leslie Wilson has since visited Naigel and Thomson twice more since that interview and engaged in further voyeuristic encounters with the incestuous couple.

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Woman Arrested for Sex with Son of Friend

You just know there’s always more to the story than is reported. What would it be like if we were given all the sordid details…?

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Authorities in Mississippi have arrested a woman from Turraro accused of carrying on a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy for several weeks. June Roberts, 38, was booked into the Lincoln Parish Correctional Center in Denton. Bond with her bail was set at $5,000.

Roberts is charged with carnal knowledge of a juvenile and indecent behavior with a juvenile. Roberts apparently met the victim through an acquaintance and allegedly persuaded the teen to participate in a sexual relationship for about six weeks.

“It was more like blackmail,” the boy said during our interview. “June and my mom hung out at the same bar, and one night my mom had a few too many and told her that she would sometimes fuck me when my dad was away on a long haul. After that, June waited for me after school one day and told me she’d call the cops about me and my mom if I didn’t start fucking her, too.”

The sexual encounters took place at the home where Roberts was living. According to the Sherriff, the boy told deputies he did not reveal the relationship to authorities because she threatened him.

Roberts refuted this allegation. “All I did was tell him that I heard he liked banging older women, flashed him my tits, and asked if he was interested. That’s all it took. The boy was a regular fuck machine after that. He couldn’t get enough of my pussy, and came around almost every day just to get his dick wet. The only time I threatened the little fucker was when he tried to shove his cock up my shitter that one time.”

In the end, it was a friend of Roberts’ who contacted the police in July upon discovering the relationship.

“It was that bitch Shirley,” Roberts accused during arraignment proceedings. “I told her about how I was getting a nice hunk of young cock on the regular. She asked if she could ‘borrow’ my boy toy for an afternoon. I told her no because I knew it she’d want him more and more if I let her have a taste of his hard dick. The backstabbing slut up and turned me in because I wouldn’t share.”

It took detectives several weeks to investigate the case. When investigators obtained a warrant for Roberts’ arrest, she was nowhere to be found. The Sheriff’s Office took her into custody on Tuesday from her home in Turraro. Officers found her in the company of the boy in question. The two were both naked, covered in scented oil, and performing lewd acts involving several items they’d purchased at a hardware store earlier that afternoon.

As the officers waited for the boy to get dressed, he remarked: “She likes to force me to shove weird stuff in her cunt then slap her titties around. What was I supposed to do? We would have gone to jail if she turned us in for all the fucking me and mom do. At least my mom lets me do butt stuff with her.”

The arrest wasn’t planned. Deputies were at the property on an unrelated matter, but while cops were at the home they determined she had an outstanding warrant and arrested her. She offered oral sex and other sexual favors to the officers in exchange for not taking her into custody.

“A few of the guys let her suck them off,” Deputy Barnes told reporters, “and I gave her pussy a good pounding, but that wasn’t going to stop us from doing our lawful duty. We’re just happy the boy is safe at home where he can fuck his momma in peace like the good Lord intended.”

When the mother was contacted by phone for comment, the boy told us she couldn’t speak because his cock was currently halfway down her throat.

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Mom Throws Naked Twister Party for Teens

I confess to having a sick fascination with news stories about the sexual misconduct of moms and female teachers. I’m embarrassed that I find them inappropriately titillating, and frustrated that they never include the kind of explicit details I know are there but aren’t included. I thought it might be fun to fill in some of those gaps myself and see what the story would look like if I were the reporter on the sex crime beat.

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A mother in Adel, Georgia is being accused of hosting a party for her teenage daughter that allegedly included naked Twister, consumption of pot and alcohol and included her having sex with her daughter’s male friends. Patricia Kealy, 35, was arrested Saturday night and charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

The charges stem from a wild party held a few weeks ago in her home, according to police reports. The violations were reported by Kealy’s Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor, who contacted the Sheriff’s Office after the events of the alcohol and drug fueled teen sex romp were shared with her in confidence.

Kealy told her sponsor that her 16-year-old daughter asked if she could have friends over “to party.” She reportedly agreed and allowed her daughter and friends to smoke pot and drink booze in her home. In addition, Kealy participated in naked Twister with the teens and showed them explicit photos of herself having sex with her boyfriend.

“Ashley’s mom is super chill and has a fucking hot body,” said Brian, one of the boys who attended the party. “We joked about her playing Twister with us, but didn’t really expect her to jump in. She was the first one to take her top off and show her tits, then all the other girls did it, too. Ashley’s mom pulled down Evan’s shorts during one game and grabbed his dick. It was funny as fuck. When Mrs. Kealy showed us the pics of her getting corn-holed, we knew it was on. After that, everyone just got naked and it was crazy awesome.”

Kealy confessed to having sex with an 18-year-old male in the bathroom while the naked Twister game continued. She reportedly walked in while he was urinating and watched him as she fondled her breasts and clitoris. According to the male, Kealy then bent over the vanity, spread her pussy open, and invited him to “shove it in.” The teen reportedly did not wear a condom and completed the act by filling his friend’s mom with an allegedly massive load of hot cum.

“Yeah, I fucked her,” admitted the 18-year-old male who asked not to be identified. “After all that naked Twister, her pussy was wet as hell and she wanted it bad. No way I wasn’t going put my cock in her. That lady really knows how to bang!”

The sheriff’s report alleges that Kealy went to bed alone, but awoke around 3:30 am when she felt someone having sex with her. “She stated at first she thought it was the 18-year-old from earlier, but then realized it was a 16-year-old who was in fact her daughter’s boyfriend,” the sponsor told deputies.

“It’s not my mom’s fault,” Ashley, the accused’s daughter, told investigators. “It was because [my boyfriend’s] cock is, like, 10 inches long and huge. He was upset because I wasn’t able to take it all, so I told him that my mom could probably handle him. We went to her room and she was passed out naked, but I opened up her legs and told him he could go ahead and fuck her. He wasn’t sure about it at first, but I said she wouldn’t mind and he did it.”

This initially sounded like rape to Capt. Steven Harris, but no charges are pending after interrogating the teen. “When Patricia Kealy awoke to find the well-hung 16-year-old male performing intercourse with her, she encouraged him to continue with her daughter present, shouting ‘pound my cunt with that huge boy cock,’ along with several other statements of a similar nature.”

“Based on the investigation, there’s no evidence the 16-year-old committed a crime,” Harris said. “Likewise, the daughter has not been charged at this time for not reporting that she witnessed her mother have sexual relations with a minor while she watched and masturbated to orgasm.”

Ashley Kealy, 16, was reached later at her home and asked about her mother.

“My mom and me have always been close. She taught me all about sex and even showed me how to make myself cum. We’re naked around each other all the time and it’s no big deal. We even masturbate right out in the open and it’s all cool. Sometimes, if we’re both really horny, we’ll eat each other out. I have the best mom anyone could want and everyone is saying it was the greatest party ever.”

The police report states that her sponsor goes to the same church as Kealy. The suspect allegedly belongs to a sexual addiction support group where she admitted to being a “sexual deviant” who is addicted to pornography.

“Where were moms like this when I was 16?” asked a Sheriff’s spokesman following his official statements to the press. Off the record, all of the officers agreed no crimes were committed and it was likely that the sponsor who snitched was nothing more than a “dried up old hag who probably hasn’t gotten laid since the Carter administration.”

Kealy was released from the County Detention Center after posting a $4,200 bond and providing several of the sheriff’s deputies and one local reporter with enthusiastic handjobs.

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