Self-Sucking Sissy 3

I finally published the 3rd part of Self-Sucking Sissy at LushStories. I’m still unhappy with the admins at Lush, but I don’t want to punish the readers there for the sins of those in charge. I was planning on chapter 3 being the end of the series, but I’m afraid I might need to do at least 2 more to bring it to a proper conclusion. We shall see. In the meantime, pop over to stupid Lush and give the chapter a 5 rating just to spite the bastards. If you don’t want to give them the satisfaction, I’ll have the chapter posted here at the blog in a week or two.

Also, I screwed up when I posted His Taboo Cock 2 and forgot to tick off the box for comments. I’ve fixed it now (thanks to an alert reader), and if you wanted to leave a comment for Linda you can (and please do!).

Summer De-Ghosting

First, a few answers:

Yes, I’m still alive.

No, I’m not back home in the U.S.

Yes, I’m getting along swimmingly in my new alien world, as is the family.

No, I haven’t been sent to a reeducation camp for degenerate, porn-obsessed reprobates (yet).

So, yeah, I’ve been completely out of the loop for quite a while now. Things were going okay as far as my naughty hobby was concerned right up until I agreed to take a part-time job at a kiddie school as an English teacher (English babysitter, more accurately). It’s actually a lot of fun, but by doing this I unwittingly gave up all my secret-private-naughty time.

As a consequence, my blog fell into disrepair, I didn’t produce any new smut stories, I wasn’t able to respond to my dirty-minded emails, and I seriously dropped the ball on a commission I was working on (but am determined to finish). The good news is that with the arrival of summer, I expect that I’ll be able to carve out a few slivers of time to poke my head (and maybe some other key body parts) out of my self-imposed gopher hole and bring back some of the old magic.

First thing I’m doing (not counting this post) is to put out a few more chapters of Open Door Policy and see if I can’t bring that saga to a satisfying conclusion after all these years! I was working on it yesterday and ended up finger-banging myself to an amazing orgasm while talking out loud to my characters and telling them all the nasty things I wanted them to do for me. God damn! I hadn’t realized how much I missed writing this depraved smut!

Next, I have to decide what to do about this clunky ol’ blog of mine. I guess the template I was using somehow went away, which left things in disarray for a long while. I’m not sure if I should try to revive it, or maybe just start fresh from scratch with a kind of 2.0 approach (though, I’m not sure that would be less or more work in the long run). Also, while I was gone, it looks like Tumblr put restrictions on nipples, cocks, and cunts at their site. Since that was where I stored my blog images, it looks like most of my porn pics on the blog went away. Not sure if there’s an easy way to deal with that major hurdle. Anyway, if you have any thoughts or suggestions, I’m open to hear what you think about all that!

Anyway, I don’t want to babble on about my first-world/third-input problems too long. I just wanted to let anyone who is still dedicated (or horny) enough to still stop by here now and again to know that I’m going to try to liven things up during the next couple of months.

Also, I opened my email a few days ago and have a few hundred message there waiting for me. I’m doing my best to respond to as big a handful as I can each day, but it doesn’t feel like I’m making a lot of progress. If you sent me an email at some point in the past and didn’t get an answer, just know that I wasn’t (intentionally) blowing you off or offended by whatever offensive pictures you sent or things you said – I just kinda went out for a pack of smokes and didn’t come back. Until now! If you want to reconnect, feel free to drop me a note (dirtymindedmom@mail.com), and I’ll do my darnedest to get a replay back to you as soon as I can. This also goes for anyone who inquired about or sent me their own stories they wanted published on my blog. If you’re out there, please let me know if you’re still willing and interested!

It’s very exciting for me to be getting back into the groove (at least for a little bit), but don’t expect too much! I don’t want to oversell my reappearance since my private time will still be fairly restricted, and it’s likely I’ll be committed to working at the school again in the Fall (assuming my dang hubby agrees to the terms being offered to extend our stay here – which will likely be too lucrative to turn down). On the upside (for me), his company is springing for tickets for us to bop back to the States for a few weeks to visit family and to finally get some good beer for a change! I’m dying for a big, fat New England cheese steak sub and a real American burger!!

More soon…

Hugz,
Rachael

Leaving on a Jet Plane

Tower…this is flight four-niner-seven…visibility has dropped to zero and we’re experiencing heavy pressure around the forward hull…

It’s just a matter of days now before I’m off to my new world. I think I’ve got everything covered, but I know as soon as the plane leaves the ground I’ll remember something I forgot. Ah, well…

I’ll probably be off the grid for at least a week or two (or three). What I’m going to try to do is prep a couple of blog posts and schedule them to be released during the time I’ll be offline (and going crazy trying to navigate the strangeness of my new life).

And, just to be clear, I’ve received a lot of messages from people asking if the blog is going to be shut down and deleted. The answer is no! I have no intention of taking anything down – I just don’t know yet how often I’ll be able to make updates to it.

I plan on writing while I’m away, even if I can’t get pornographic internet access. My hope is that I’ll be able to write a full-blown erotic novel or two (or three). I’m also determined to finish the many projects I’ve started and have yet to complete – don’t worry, I’m not going to abandon “Open Door Policy” and leave everyone hanging.
 

Now that’s my idea of flying first class!

I know I can be slow responding to e-mail messages as it is, but I’m going to try to answer my mail as best as I can (assuming I can do so without incriminating myself and getting hubby in trouble with his employer). I’ve had a lot of help and suggestions about how to protect myself web-wise – thanks to everyone for this! I’m not completely hopeless when it comes to techie stuff, but some of it was still over my head. I’m going to try going the VPN route, and maybe using the TOR browser. This will either keep me safe or alert the secret police that I must be up to something nefarious! Until I’m confident I won’t set off any pervert alarms, I’ll probably just keep my activity as innocuous as I can until I learn the dark ways of the deep web hacker lifestyle. Ha!

Okay, so, that’s all I have time for at the moment. I love you all and I hope you don’t miss me too much while I’m incommunicado. I’m sure you’ll be able to find plenty of juicy stuff to jack and jill off to in the meantime.

Hang in there, my darling pervs! Mwah!

It’s going to be a long flight – now I know how I’m going to get through it…

Now please return your dicks to their full upright and locked position…

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My Dirty Little Mailing List

So, here’s something fun that we can try out together and see how it works: a mailing list!

I’m sure you can think of a lot of things you’d rather try out with me, but I need to experiment with this thing as part of my effort to sell out. It looks like all of the erotica authors have these mailing lists to let readers know when they publish something new. I’ve had many requests over the years from people asking me to let them know when I publish a new chapter of something, which just isn’t practical on a one-to-one basis. I thought about doing something like a mailing list last year, but I realized I had enough going on without the added distraction. Now that I’ve streamlined things a bit with my back-to-basics effort, I think I can now fit this in without it being too much of a hassle.

My plan is to use “My Dirty Little Mailing List” to announce when I publish a new story/chapter at the blog (mine or someone else’s), and maybe for the occasional dirty thought that I want to share exclusively with list members. I’m not anticipating sending out more than a few emails a month, so I won’t be bombing your inbox with garbage on a daily basis. If you have any other creative ideas that I can use this mailing list for, let me know. And don’t worry, if you do sign up for my mailing list, I won’t be selling or trading your email to anyone for any reason, and I won’t be using it to try to sell you anything. I just want to learn how this whole mailing list thing works before I try to use it in the “real world.”

If you want to sign up for my boffo new mailing list, try clicking this link: My Dirty Little Mailing List

(Please note that I had to put in a physical mailing address in for some silly legal purposes, but I used a fake one, so don’t waste your time sending any dick pics there or driving to that address in hopes of peeking in my window while I’m playing with myself in the living room!)

Thanks for helping out, and thanks in advance for being patient with me while I figure all this out!

Hugz,
Rachael

Progress Report (and a little Consolation Prize)

First off, thanks for all the well-wishes and get-better-soons! Knowing that there are so many concerned perverts out there rooting for me to heal up is bound to speed my recovery. Speaking of which…

I am doing better – more mentally that physically at this point, but I’ll take what I can get. My creative juices were flowing at an all-time low ebb while I was in the hospital and during the week or so after I first got home, but my dirty little mind is slowly beginning to return to its old tricks. The past couple mornings I woke up with filthy story ideas bouncing around in my head, which hasn’t been happening as much lately as it normally does. I’ve also been feeling the itch to sit down and get some nasty writing done.

While I haven’t actually managed to produce anything I can share with you yet, I feel guilty enough about my lack of output that I’ve decided to do something that I don’t like to do. I have a first chapter of a mother/son thing that I wrote about 6 months ago. I haven’t managed to get any further than this, but I’m going to go ahead and post it just for the sake of offering something new. Maybe your feedback will either inspire me to work on more chapters, or convince me to abandon this story line for something more appealing.

Thanks, as always, for being patient with me during this lull. The good news is that I have several stories by other writers waiting in the wings for posting. I’m going to make an effort to get as many of those edited and published over the next week or so in hopes of giving all the idle hands out there something devilish to keep them busy!

Big Hugz

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