F.A.P.T.

I don’t know if anyone will find this interesting, I’ll give it a go anyhow…

So, when I masturbate to porn (which is most of the time these days) I usually watch videos.  But, sometimes, I’ll get a hankering to look at pics.  It’s a bit of a chore to find just the right one to get off to, but the hunt is part of the fun. 

I generally look for cock, ehm…I mean men, but I also am known to pleasure myself to images of women (frequently), couples, trans people, groups, and the occasional inanimate object.  Recently, while browsing one-handed for the perfect lady to diddle to, I realized I was looking for something specific.  I found that the pics that appealed to me the most fit into a category I named F.A.P.T.

This stands for Face-Asshole-Pussy-Tits.  The pics of women that I tend to inspire me to orgasm include all those elements at once.  I also prefer it to be a “real” person (meaning an amateur in an amateur setting – i.e. not an amateur being photographed by a professional).  I may be greedy, but I want it all to be there on full display.

It may seem odd, but one of the elements I consider most important is the face.  It’s not about the person being attractive or unattractive, but about their expression.  I love it when she’s smiling.  Even more so if she’s coming across as proud of what she’s showing.  Although, there are the few outliers where the subject looks unhappy that do it for me if I’m getting the impression that she’s being “forced” to flash her boobs or spread her legs for a horny boyfriend or husband who has promised that no one else will ever see the pictures of her behaving like a dirty slut.

The next key aspect is, of course, the asshole.  Something about a woman showing off her asshole is more intimate to me than giving up her pussy to the camera.  Also, something about the asshole being somewhat more elusive in pics makes a sighting all the more intriguing.  It can go too far for me – I don’t need to see all the way up her colon – but I do enjoy a good view of a pretty little butthole.  And I won’t say no if she’s got a single finger dipping into her nasty orifice.

I don’t think the pussy and tits need any further explanation – it’s just not porn without those!  I can get off to certain public or group flashing pics if it’s just right, or if the pic implies some kind of perverted story – for example, I love pics of a group posing and just one person flashing.  I’m thinking of one I saw a long time back of a family who looked like they were posing for a vacation pic and the teen daughter was lifting her shirt to show off a naked titty.  Or the one that may have been a sorority group photo on some stairs with one of the girl lifting her skirt and thrusting her naked pussy out there for all to see.  But those are special cases.

I don’t have any defined standards for the pics of guys that get me off.  Full body or just the cock is fine.  Not especially interested in seeing his asshole, or even his face for that matter.  It’s fine if those elements are there, but it’s not a deal breaker for me when it comes to cumming.  I do tend to gravitate to pics with cum when there’s a male featured, but it’s not a requirement.  I do like seeing a nice cock in a pussy or ass, and to a lesser degree in a mouth.  I get an extra thrill when he’s holding his erection in a kind of jerk-off pose.  But, strangely, I can get hot over a soft cock.  I guess maybe it seems to be offering a kind of challenge – “I bet I could make that limp dick stand up and salute!”  Plus, I think it’s cute when his cock and balls are all loose and dangly (or, as I think of it, in “ding-a-ling” mode).

Like I mentioned, I heavily lean toward true homemade amateur stuff, but will get the urge to see some classy glamour porn once in a while.  I pretty much take it for what it is, except I have trouble with fake boobs.  If they’re well done, I can appreciate them, but mostly I skip the artificial goodies.  I’m also not a fan of shower pics for some reason.  Not sure why, but they just don’t do anything for me.  I will, however, go for a good nude beach voyeur shot.  Something about a real woman exposing her naked pussy in public sparks my imagination (and, there’s the added thrill of the idea that some creep has gone to the effort to get a pic of a stranger’s cunt while trying not to get caught – fun!).

Alright, so those are some more insights into my porn proclivities.  Not sure if that does anything for you, but it’s kind of a turn on for me to think about these things in more detail than I might otherwise.  Thanks for letting me share!

Are there any particular types of pics that get you off better than others?  Let us all know!

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