Masturbation Schedule

Sorry about this, but yet another post about my masturbation habits.  Hopefully it’s not getting too boring for all of you.

Yeah, so things have changed a lot with the move.  I didn’t realize how much until a reader sent an email asking about when I usually pleasure myself these days.  Back home I had a few restrictions on when I could enjoy a bit of solo play time, but here the options are much more limited. 

First of all, we don’t have a car.  Getting around the city has been no big deal – awesome public transit systems here – but the problem is that I no longer have those precious few minutes alone in the car after dropping the girls off at school, or driving home from the grocery story, to diddle myself.  It’s something I would only do, maybe, once or twice a month, and I just took these little moments of self -indulgence for granted.  I do frequently get the urge to touch myself while on the subway, but that’s not usually a practical option.  Maybe I have a transportation fetish of some kind…?

During the days when the girls are in school and hubby is at work, I’m free to be as naked and as pervy as I want with myself.  These days are the best, and as much as I love my family, I also love when they’re gone and I can let it all hang out.  Though uncommon, I have spent the better part of such days doing all sorts of naughty things with myself.  It brings me back to when I was a teen and I was on my own in the house knowing no one would be home for a while.  Such a feeling of freedom walking around nude and sticking whatever catches my eye into my perpetually wet pussy.  Yes, I fucked just about every candle my mom ever bought back in those days.

When school is out, or hubby is “working” from home, things are more difficult.  I’ve found that I usually retreat to the locked-door safety of the bathroom.  Yes, the old standby.  It works well when I’m primed (i.e. horny) and can rub one out quickly.  The problem is that the toilet is not all that “romantic” and so it can take me a while to get there if I’m starting from zero.  Just as I’m building toward something, reaching the climax of my fantasy, that’s inevitably when the knock on the door comes with one of my girls letting me know she wants to show me something, or asking what’s taking so long, or (usually) tattling on her sister.  These interruptions are often a show stopper.

This problem is usually avoided if I masturbate while I’m showering (alone).  The shower gives me a built-in excuse for what’s taking so long.  The issue is that it’s not always the most comfortable way to get myself off.  The shower head can be effective, but it’s more the standing position that bothers me (remember, no tubs here).  I’m always paranoid that I’m going to slip and whack my head, then my family will find me unconscious and naked with half my hand crammed up my pussy.

I also worry about my orgasm.  If it’s too intense my knees are going to go all wobbly and I might end up falling over and hurting myself.  Maybe silly, I know, but these are the thoughts that keep me from really letting loose in the shower.  On the plus side, it makes it super easy to slip a soapy finger in my asshole while I’m playing with my pussy – no need to worry about finding the lube or cleaning up afterward.

Of course, I’m able to masturbate with hubby just about whenever I want.  Not the same as going at it solo, but still a different kind of fun – not better or worse, just different.  We’ve been doing the mutual masturbation thing a lot more lately than we did at home, and I didn’t consider why until I began thinking about this topic.  I guess I’m making up for my lessened ability to self-pleasure by resorting to shared pleasure.  We watch each other beat off at least once or twice a week now.  He loves staring between my legs as I play with myself, and I adore watching him stroke his hard cock as he gazes worhipfully at my cunt. And I love the feeling of his warm cum splattering on my bare skin (be it my tummy, tits, pussy, face, or ass).

Otherwise, I will sneak in a quickie whenever the chance presents itself.  Hubby took the girls to the playground across the street the other day and as soon as they were out the door I found myself humping the arm of the sofa.  I was all charged up after doing some writing earlier that day, and was dying for an orgasm.  It took me less than a minute to get myself off and it felt amazing, though I was slightly disappointed that I came so fast.

The other disappointment is not having access to my toy collection.  As I mentioned in an earlier post, I was afraid to pack all my vibrating “marital aids” and bring them through customs.  I assumed it would be easier than it is to buy new ones here.  Yes, I have been getting by with substitutes, but it’s not the same.  I guess there’s something about using a purpose made fuck toy as opposed to an improvised orgasmic device (I.O.D. in military parlance) that makes the experience more of a turn on.  The local cock cucumbers and ass carrots are workable options, but not as sexy as my life-like rubber cock, double-dildo, or assortment of anatomically designed butt plugs.

I suppose at the end of the day I don’t have anything to bitch about.  I’m still able to get myself off at least once or twice a day (if not more).  It might not be as easy as it was back home, but maybe the challenge only makes it more of a thrill when I do manage to get away with it.  I do sometimes fantasize about how nice it would be to just be able to drop my pants in the middle of the living room, with my family all around doing homework or watching TV, pull my panties down, and start openly fingering myself without a care in the world.  But, at the same time, there’s something to be said about keeping masturbation a furtive, private act done in hiding infused with the fear of being caught.  Yeah…that’s how it needs to be, and it’s what makes the fantasy so much more exciting.

Do you have a set wanking schedule, or is it more of an opportunistic, jack-it-as-you-can situation?

7 thoughts on “Masturbation Schedule

  1. First, I believe it’s only fair that the mastermind who provides us with this masturbatory mecca be allowed to speak of her own fingering follies and wanking woes at her leisure. I consider it to be the dollop of whipped cream atop the banana creme pie to be reading one of your stories and realize that you most likely rubbed one out over the passage I just read just like I am… Only to have you confirm it later.

    I, like you, prefer to keep my handiwork private, although I’m not afraid to share with the right partner. Unlike you, however, amI completely incapable of resisting the urges when I’m writing. So it ends up being write 2 or 3 paragraphs, tame the dragon awakened by what I just wrote, re-read what I wrote, correct lazy writing, Fuck! Again? Damnit! And so on.

    And just never mind what happens when I have the time to load a chapter of one of your stories into a text reader…

    Cheers!
    BB68

  2. I love masturbating above my supine wife. Her legs spread and fingers whirling in furious circles drives me to pulsating pleasure… Its a new found pleasure for both of us… She loves that her digital manipulations drive me wild, and I thoroughly enjoy her gasping orgasm by whatever means they arrive… My affections or the affections of others. I love watching her cum by any means necessary..

    I am an habitual masturbator. I love taking cock in hand any opportunity I have. Your posts are a particularly rich source of pleasure for me, and I enjoy them thoroughly. Thank you for sharing your secret pleasures with us, your voracious audience…
    We’re less than a week away from our annual Halloween Orgy, where we plan on fornicating with as many willing participants as we can lure into our lair…

  3. Damn. Love your writings. Such a mind and possessing the ability to write it so beautifully in detail. You’re just too fucking hot.

    George

  4. Love your stories. Most nights I get out some lube and toys. Search the web and have myself a wonderful time

  5. Wondering when you and your husband masturbate together if you talk to each other while you are doing so?

  6. I must say I love thinking about you running around your house naked looking for something to stuff in your horny little pussy. I’m going to have fun with that image

  7. Boring? Never! Thank you yet again for sharing something so intimate. I find time every day, or every other day, to get myself off.

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