Far and Away

My home away from home

The details of my life over the past year aren’t all that sexy, but enough of you have expressed an interest that I figured I should fill you all in on how things are going for me. So, strap in for the ride and try not to fall asleep!

It was almost a year ago (wow!) that we packed up the kids and moved to somewhere in Asia. The kids were confused about this, but I sold it to them as us going on a big adventure, which they merrily bought into (and it turned out to be true in a sense). We got here, settled in, and a couple weeks later they were in school. I was scared about not speaking the language, but it turns out that you can accomplish a lot without words. After all this time the most I’ve learned (that has stuck) is “Thank you” and “Hello/Goodbye.”

One of my biggest challenges (aside from figuring out how I was going to get porn) was food. The food here is great, but I had to rely on places that had pictures on their menus so I could just point to what I wanted. Luckily there’s a McDonald’s a couple blocks away so the girls can get their nugget fix every couple of weeks. Cooking at home, however, was more of a challenge than I expected.

For one thing, they don’t have ovens here! That eliminates about 75% of my standard meal plans! Also, ingredients for my favorite home go-to meals are often tricky to find in the local markets. There are American grocery stores, but they’re out of the way and expensive. Instead of beating my head against the culture wall and trying to make the stuff I would make back home, I just made the effort to learn to cook like they do here. This has definitely brought my stress levels down at the store!

My attempt at beef stew

Speaking of expensive, it’s funny what kinds of things over here have become an extravagance for us. Butter is one. Not sure why – milk is plentiful and reasonably priced. Also, cheese is rare and pricey here as well. I get that this is because cheese isn’t a staple of the Asian diet, but c’mon – it’s cheese! It’s good on everything! The other one that blew me away is maple syrup. I saw a small jug (maybe a pint) of Vermont syrup in a special section of the grocery store a few months back. It had a security tag attached to it. This seemed odd until I looked closer and saw that it was $30! Sorry, kids – no pancakes for breakfast until we get home.

Other than my food troubles, everything else has been wonderful! The city is great. They have an awesome mass-transit system so we don’t need a car. The school the girls are going to is great – they love it and have made lots of new friends. Hubby is enjoying his job. The only drawback for me has been missing out on my naughty hobby!

Porn is restricted here. You can’t just log on and go to PornHub. Most all of that is blocked, and when you try to go to a forbidden site you get a nasty-gram on your screen telling you the government doesn’t want you to see titties, pussies, cocks, and assholes. Mind boggling.

But, as many of you told me, you can get around all that by using a VPN. So I signed up for one of those and I’m able to sneak past the censors, and also make it look like I’m connecting to sites as if I’m in the U.S., which allows me to connect to my Comcast and Netflix accounts to watch my American shows. It makes me wonder if the government here has a stake in the VPN business…Hmmm.

Anyway, my next hurdle is my internet connection itself. We have free wifi through hubby’s company, but I’m paranoid about them being able to see what sites I’m visiting and peeking into my emails. They may not care, but I don’t want to take chances. As a consequence, I spend a lot of time at a few different local coffee shops and use their free internet services. It’s not very conducive to watching porn, but I am able to download a video or two then watch them at home. It’s a bit frustrating to have to survive on this kind of drip, drip, drip of porn instead of the open firehose of filth back home, but I’m managing!

I recently got myself a mobile wifi hotspot type of device. This allows me to connect at home without having to go through the company’s connection. It’s slow, but it works for email and posting to the blog, so that’s a good thing.

I’m a little worried that when I get back home I’m going to end up locking myself in a room and masturbate to porn for 3 days straight! When they break down the door they’ll find me naked and dehydrated in front of my computer without the strength to click on the next tranny threesome anal cum-swapping ball torture video.

My new nightly hang out

One of the disappointing things is that due to the repressive nature of the society over here there’s not a lot of sexy stuff going on outside. The women dress very conservative. I actually had my very first cleavage siting the other day! Otherwise, boobs are very hidden in public. Legs, however, are a different story. A lot of short skirts with stockings (mostly white ones in the summer). Yeah, if you’re into legs, this is the place to be.

And, I must say, I know now why many men have a fetish for Asian women. I’m pretty sure I’ve developed one myself. My husband said something funny a couple months after we arrived. “The women here are so beautiful. Even the ugly ones are cute!” And he’s right. The men, on the other hand, don’t do much for me. They don’t smile, don’t dress nicely, and they don’t seem to notice you at all. I don’t know, maybe that’s a good thing.

Things in the bedroom have been fantastic. I don’t know if it’s the foreign air, or all the Asian hotties flitting about, but our sex drive at home has been running high. We’re fucking at least 4 or 5 times a week (up from 2 or 3 back home). I think it might be that we don’t have any friends around to occupy ourselves with, so we just have each other. But, whatever it is, I’m not complaining!

I didn’t bring any of my toys when we came over. I was too afraid that I’d be the one at customs with my dozen vibrators and dildos lined up on the table. I did invest in an electric toothbrush, however, and have used that on several occasions when I needed an electronically enhanced orgasm. I wasn’t sure it would work because it’s so small compared to some of my big, work-horse toys I have at home, but it does get the job done!

I suppose I should also admit that I’ve made use of the occasional phallic-shaped vegetable. What can I say? Sometimes you just need to jam something up in there and fingers aren’t enough. Also, I have the reliable standby of humping whatever furniture there happens to be. Yeah, I’ve grinded myself on the corner of just about everything in our apartment by this point. My two favorite spots are the corner of the kitchen table (just the right height) and the edge of the bathroom sink (cold and hard).

We also have an unusual bathroom arrangement (normal for here, but unusual for back home). There’s no separate shower or tub, it’s all just one big open space with a drain in the middle of the room. The whole bathroom acts like your shower. It does, I’ll admit, have its advantages. It’s very convenient when you want to clean the sink and toilet because you can just hose them down with the shower head.

A few months after we got here I was helping the girls take their shower, and for the umpteenth time I ended up getting soaked in the process. I just gave up, got naked, and joined them. They thought it was funny, but I told them that’s just how it was done in our new country. They were fine with it, so now the three of us happily take our showers together and we have a blast. It’s nice not to have to fight to get them to take a bath. Now shower time is fun time! Yay!

So, that’s about it, I guess. I’m expecting my hubby’s overseas gig to get extended, which I have mixed feelings about. It really has been a fantastic opportunity for me and the girls to experience a new culture and get a kind of perspective we never would have otherwise. I’m hoping this will make us all better people in the long run! So many of my friends cringe at the idea of living in a foreign country based mainly on misconceptions and misinformation. That’s not the type of close-minded American I want to be, and I definitely don’t want my kids growing up thinking the rest of the world is nothing but “shithole” countries.

In the meantime, I’m going to go ogle some hot Asian bitches strutting around on their sexy legs!

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8 thoughts on “Far and Away

  1. Hey DMM, could you repost the last “This made my pussy wet” video? I didn’t get a chance to see it and it looked really fun ?

  2. @Victor: Sorry, the blog platform is acting weird right now and not letting me post widgets (the little bits along the right side of my blog). I am, however, trying to build a little archive for the videos I post in the “I Made My Pussy Cum to This” section (when it works!). I’ll try to get this new page out there soon…

  3. You’re posting! You’re posting! Christmas in August!

    Thank you Rachael… do take care, and thanks for sharing again.

    Love is good!

    Brad

  4. It sounds like a great, even if at times frustrating, experience! Your family, and especially your girls will value it I am sure!
    Jess
    x

  5. New to your blogiverse. Enjoying catching up. keep it coming (figuratively AND literally)

  6. Hi Rachael, great that you’re back with us again!
    I remember you were trying to find a way to introduce nudity into your family and it sounds like you’ve done it! How are you finding it and is it something you’re encouraging? X

  7. Love your series, looking forward to further installments. As someone who has traveled in the Far East from Japan to Hong Kong, to S. Korea, Shanghai, Beijing, Okinawa, and a few others, I would hazard a guess where you are without too much problem but since you don’t no sense pushing my guess.

    Wonderful writing for those of us who love this sort of storyline and I could tell you stories as well but maybe another time. Difference is mine are true.

    Good luck and keep it up.

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