Feeling Things Out…

I think my new longitude is giving me weird dreams! Two nights ago I dreamed that a strange pygmy goat kept trying to head butt me. And this morning I had a dream that I was in a sorority with Amy Schumer and for some reason she was referring to her vagina as her “chimney.” The good news is that this dream gave me an idea for a porn story when I woke up. How does this sound…?

“House Boy” – a sorority secures the services of a good-looking, well-hung, experienced stud as a live-in ‘handy man.’ Ostensibly he’s there to take care of the maintenance on the sorority house, but his real purpose is to take care of the sorority sisters. The leaders of the sorority rationalize this with the theory that the girls spend so much time and energy chasing relationships that they would be able to concentrate more on their school work if there was a desirable communal ‘boyfriend’ available to take care of their various physical needs with no strings attached. Of course, in a house full of horny co-eds, this is bound to create more drama than it avoids – but how much fun would it be navigating those stormy waters!? Just a thought…

I haven’t risked doing anything too dirty on my ‘home’ (i.e. company) internet connection yet, but I have found a few nearby coffee shops with free wifi that I can at least use for dirty minded e-mails when I get a chance. I made this update using the TOR browser – which I think should encrypt things enough that it shouldn’t set off any alarms (I hope). I figure if I don’t post too often, and use a different coffee shop each time I do, that I can stay a step or two ahead of the porn police (assuming they’re real, or even care about a low-level offender like me).

Everything here is new and confusing – but I love it so far. The girls are out of their minds…in a good way. It will be challenging, but I’m feeling a lot more confident about this move and excited to find out what adventures each new day might bring!

And, sorry, I didn’t manage to join the mile-high club on the journey here, but I was able to ‘sweep my chimney’ under the blanket during the flight while all the lights were low – it took a long time for me to ‘get there,’ but it was such a nasty thrill!

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Leaving on a Jet Plane

Tower…this is flight four-niner-seven…visibility has dropped to zero and we’re experiencing heavy pressure around the forward hull…

It’s just a matter of days now before I’m off to my new world. I think I’ve got everything covered, but I know as soon as the plane leaves the ground I’ll remember something I forgot. Ah, well…

I’ll probably be off the grid for at least a week or two (or three). What I’m going to try to do is prep a couple of blog posts and schedule them to be released during the time I’ll be offline (and going crazy trying to navigate the strangeness of my new life).

And, just to be clear, I’ve received a lot of messages from people asking if the blog is going to be shut down and deleted. The answer is no! I have no intention of taking anything down – I just don’t know yet how often I’ll be able to make updates to it.

I plan on writing while I’m away, even if I can’t get pornographic internet access. My hope is that I’ll be able to write a full-blown erotic novel or two (or three). I’m also determined to finish the many projects I’ve started and have yet to complete – don’t worry, I’m not going to abandon “Open Door Policy” and leave everyone hanging.
 

Now that’s my idea of flying first class!

I know I can be slow responding to e-mail messages as it is, but I’m going to try to answer my mail as best as I can (assuming I can do so without incriminating myself and getting hubby in trouble with his employer). I’ve had a lot of help and suggestions about how to protect myself web-wise – thanks to everyone for this! I’m not completely hopeless when it comes to techie stuff, but some of it was still over my head. I’m going to try going the VPN route, and maybe using the TOR browser. This will either keep me safe or alert the secret police that I must be up to something nefarious! Until I’m confident I won’t set off any pervert alarms, I’ll probably just keep my activity as innocuous as I can until I learn the dark ways of the deep web hacker lifestyle. Ha!

Okay, so, that’s all I have time for at the moment. I love you all and I hope you don’t miss me too much while I’m incommunicado. I’m sure you’ll be able to find plenty of juicy stuff to jack and jill off to in the meantime.

Hang in there, my darling pervs! Mwah!

It’s going to be a long flight – now I know how I’m going to get through it…

Now please return your dicks to their full upright and locked position…

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