Son of a Glitch!

Just a quickie post here for those who have expressed concern for me due to my silence over the past week or so. All is fine…now. Our computer had a bit of a meltdown and had been out of commission. It crashed on me and I was afraid to tell my husband in case any of my secret naughty stuff was the cause. After exhausting my technical knowledge (turning everything off and back on a few times), I finally had to turn the problem over to him.

I was somewhat panicked when he headed off to the techie fix-it guys. I was sure they would find out the reason the computer fritzed was because of all the illicit incest porn infesting the circuits. After many stressful days of planning my alibis and figuring out which sex rehab I was going to go to fool everyone into thinking I had some sort of mental disorder (rather than just being a horny perv), the computer finally returned home in working order. And, as far as I can tell, if the techie dudes found anything incriminating, they didn’t say a word about it. Whew!

All that aside, I’ll be doing my best to get caught up on my emails and post something naughty before Christmas cums. I think maybe I need to ask Santa for my own “private” computer before I end up with an ulcer. Either way, it looks like I’ve dodged the bullet for now and can breathe a little easier as I forget about all my apocalyptic dread and get my dirty mind back to doing what it does best – thinking kinky thoughts!

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