My Dirty Little Mailing List

So, here’s something fun that we can try out together and see how it works: a mailing list!

I’m sure you can think of a lot of things you’d rather try out with me, but I need to experiment with this thing as part of my effort to sell out. It looks like all of the erotica authors have these mailing lists to let readers know when they publish something new. I’ve had many requests over the years from people asking me to let them know when I publish a new chapter of something, which just isn’t practical on a one-to-one basis. I thought about doing something like a mailing list last year, but I realized I had enough going on without the added distraction. Now that I’ve streamlined things a bit with my back-to-basics effort, I think I can now fit this in without it being too much of a hassle.

My plan is to use “My Dirty Little Mailing List” to announce when I publish a new story/chapter at the blog (mine or someone else’s), and maybe for the occasional dirty thought that I want to share exclusively with list members. I’m not anticipating sending out more than a few emails a month, so I won’t be bombing your inbox with garbage on a daily basis. If you have any other creative ideas that I can use this mailing list for, let me know. And don’t worry, if you do sign up for my mailing list, I won’t be selling or trading your email to anyone for any reason, and I won’t be using it to try to sell you anything. I just want to learn how this whole mailing list thing works before I try to use it in the “real world.”

If you want to sign up for my boffo new mailing list, try clicking this link: My Dirty Little Mailing List

(Please note that I had to put in a physical mailing address in for some silly legal purposes, but I used a fake one, so don’t waste your time sending any dick pics there or driving to that address in hopes of peeking in my window while I’m playing with myself in the living room!)

Thanks for helping out, and thanks in advance for being patient with me while I figure all this out!

Hugz,
Rachael

17 thoughts on “My Dirty Little Mailing List

  1. Yay! I’m the first one to sign up! And Yes, GoT needs to have nudity every fifteen minutes. I totally agree with that. Good luck, Rachael, we love your work!

  2. A Twitter account works better for me. I follow a couple of authors on there, and that works very well. Sometimes they post nude pics as well. If you do start a Twitter account, please let us know.

  3. You should do a story on a father, mother and son cuckhold. Where the father is submissive and the son is the bull. You could have a part where she says “you must get this cock from your grandfather, because it puts your dads to shame”. I’m terrible at writing so hopefully you could put this into reality.

  4. @Dev: I had an idea a while ago about a wimpy father who is going away on a long business trip and is worried his wife is going to cheat on him. He has noticed his son has been paying “inappropriate” attention to Mom lately and decides this is the lesser of the two evils. He has a talk with his son and asks him to “take good care” of his mom while he’s away. The son gets the drift, but he wants to be absolutely sure, which forces the dad to come right out and give his son the go ahead to seduce his mother (if he can). The dad figures, if nothing else, their son’s advances will distract his wife and keep her from going out and looking for a one-night-stand with some random stud. When the father gets back after the trip, he finds that things have really changed at home! Be careful what you wish for…

  5. I was headed to 69 Electric Ave until I read that it was a fake address. Damnit, woman. I got all excited and… well, let’s just say I’ll now have to use my vivid imagination to satisfy that urge.

    Seriously, glad to sign up. If you set it up to send out an email whenever you update this blog, that will save me the pain of checking just to find… no new updates. Though, when I see a new one, I must say it gets my blood going. L

  6. Rachel,
    That’s not your address? Oh well, I’ll wave to you as we hit 495 in Worcester on our way to Hampton Beach in a couple of weeks. And as I take notes/pictures? of mothers and daughters on the beach I’ll be thinking of your writing.

  7. @R.J. You can still rock on down Electric Avenue, but I won’t be there to help you take it higher. As for the shore, you’re more likely to find me and the girls next door at Hampton State Park, but I’ve been known to make an appearance at Hampton Beach from time to time in my momkini (I prefer the far northern extents, but the kids usually force me to set up camp closer to the “action” (i.e. near the ice cream and fried dough)). Be sure to stop at Brown’s for some chowdah ‘n’ lobstah! Have fun, and be sure to lube up with plenty of sun screen if you’re going to jack it on the beach! Nothing worse that sunburned balls while on vacation… (well, maybe spending the rest of the day with a sandy sack and a salty butt crack).

  8. @Rachael: I’ve been to Salisbury, went once with the family. Nice place.
    My wife will be wearing a tankini and TONS of sunscreen. Me, I’ll a little on my neck, thankful for the Mohawk genes (Wife says I tan looking at a picture of the sun.) She will be the seafood eater: I no longer like the taste of it.

    I’ll be thinking of you and the girls when I see a mom looking over her daughters happily as they read on the beach – saw it last year. And I promise not to take too many mommy pics lol

  9. Oh Rachael, I signed up for this *immediately* What a great gift to your readers, and I look forward to reading whatever you care to send out… notes, pics, cake recipes, rude jokes… lol.

    I’m glad you were wise enough to put in a fake address. I know about 99 percent of your readers are polite pervs, but it’s those other one percent… yikes.

    Hampton Beach… I go there often and if I see a sexy mom with two young cuties, I will certainly hope it’s you… I’ve never been to Salisbury Beach but now I have an excuse!

    But Brown’s… oh yeah, the seafood there is *great*

  10. @Brad: Be careful! Salisbury Beach (public) can be a bit skanky (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but Hampton State Park (located between Salisbury Beach and Hampton Beach) is very nice. There’s a fee, but plenty of parking with bathrooms & showers, snack shop, and usually less crowded.

  11. I
    Hi Rachel,
    I am sorry , my comment was written in a hurry thus has many mistakes, I will try now to correct them.

    I love your dirty mind when you put it in your pervert incest stories.
    May I ask you to write a story on a father who spoils his little daughter and play with her all the time till the mother notice how spoiled she was and asks the father to discipline her by spanking her on her bottom.
    The father then does that reluctantly by placing the young lovely daughter in her school uniform on his lap and raise her skirt and slaps her lovely hot bottom on the white panties.
    Then réalisés that this makes him hard.
    She feels her father’s hard cock poking her while getting spanked.
    This makes her feel funny
    Which gives her the idea of being naughty again every day in order that he spanks her again so she could feel his hard cock again and feel his palms hitting her on her bottom
    Making her get an orgasm.
    This will continue untill he would tell his wife that he has to punish his girl in his den.
    There things would develop and he will start feeling her more , her boobs and her pussy. And he will let her try his hard cock.
    Intil the mother starts to spy on them
    She gets horny and will participate later.
    Then he can start by fucking his little girl in her asshole after making her hot from spanking

    until she starts begging him to Fuck her in her pussy
    The mother will later get envolved and lick her young girls pussy while the dad fuck it

    Please could you do it
    You have a very good dirty mind and so good filthy words that could do this story a hot pervert incest story that will make us horny
    Waiting for your reply Rachel

  12. Rachel Goddamn your stories of incest really turn me on so much. I can’t help but think about you being my daughter in law, I’d suck your clit so hard until you fill my mouth with your hot sticky cum. I have two daughters in law I’d love to fuck them and eat out their assholes please write a story about this for me

  13. Hershey, took me long enough to verify my subscription request! Apologies … it’s been a crazy year so far.

    I’ve had a story idea for awhile: Bob, the protagonist of the story, somehow gains the ability to ‘enter’ and participate in any smut video. Bob is not the brightest guy, he doesn’t realize that there’s actually an entire porn-twisted, surreal alternate universe behind the cheap cardboard walls of the set. *But* a few of the people of the Porn-i-verse sneak back to Bob’s universe while he’s umm ‘occupied’. Needless to say, Bob’s world comes as a shock to them. Staying inches ahead of the police, they search for the way back to their universe while plagued by the ever-growing question: do they want to go back?

    “Bob! It’s dinner-time!” – Bob’s Mom, upstairs in the kitchen.

  14. Cummington, eh? Where the girls have been wet and the boys have been spurting since June 23, 1779.

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