Spectator Sports

I love watching my husband jerk off. I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before, as well as my general fascination with male masturbation, but I’ve gotten a few questions about this recently so I thought this was a good time to restate my position on guys waxing the dolphin, spanking the monkey, and/or punching the clown.

I don’t want to get too deep into my overall masturbation fetish, but I was raised with the idea that pleasuring oneself was deviant behavior and so it had to be practiced in private and was never to be a topic of conversation with anyone. This is a big part of why I enjoy seeing other people do it – I’m, seeing something that I shouldn’t be; a deeply private act that the person I’m seeing performing it should be ashamed and embarrassed by. That’s the twisted psychological framing that makes it so erotic for me.

I very much enjoy watching videos of women masturbating, but being a female myself means that I’m intimately familiar with how it all works (though it is fun to see the spin other ladies put on the process of getting themselves off). Watching a guy wank his cock was a subject of much speculation and fantasy for me throughout my teens. I eventually gleaned the mechanics of it all, but actually witnessing it eluded me until I was in college and had a boyfriend uninhibited enough to beat his meat for my viewing pleasure. I’ve been hooked ever since.

My husband and I frequently masturbate together, either as foreplay or as a mutual midweek treat before we go to sleep. Sometimes I’ll ask him to whack off for me so I can watch. I’m enthralled by seeing the way he handles himself like such an expert. I’d like to think I can deliver a decent handjob, but when I see my husband stroke himself I realize that I’m still in the minor leagues compared to him.

I like when he whips up a batch of baby batter while on his knees. It’s especially amazing when his balls are hanging loose and flying all over the place while he goes at it. I watch them bouncing off his pumping fist really hard and wonder how that’s possible when I can merely graze his nuts in the wrong way and he’s curled up in pain. Testicles are strange little creatures – and oh so lickable.

My favorite part, of course, is the grand finale: the cumshot! It doesn’t get much sexier in my book that seeing a thick load of semen shooting out of a man’s cock. I know you guys see it every day (sometimes a few times a day), but it still thrills me today as it did the first time I saw it happen. It’s like a sexy magic trick! Not only that, but you get to eat the rabbit that gets pulled out of the hat (hmm, that doesn’t sound as appealing as it should). I often struggle with the dilemma of having my husband jerk off into my mouth or onto himself. If he nuts in my mouth, I don’t get to see him squirt (unless we go for an uncertain attempt from 3-point territory). If he spooges all over his belly and chest, I get to see all the sexiness exploding everywhere, but then I have a lot of work to do to collect it all with my tongue.

No matter which way it goes I’m happy because I know I’ll have plenty of chances to have my loving hubby jack off for me in whatever way I’m horny for on any given day.

How about all of you? What’s your masturbation relation with your partner?

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Now for something completely different…

A reader recently forwarded this article to me and it looks like my story “Stroke Break” might be more prescient that any of us dared hope!

Should You Masturbate at Work?


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