My Valentine’s Excellent Adventure

I want to quickly mention that, as many of you may have noticed by now, my blog hosting platform has been very unstable lately. Sometimes when visiting my site you’ll get an error page instead of naked stuff and dirty words. Usually you can just hit refresh a few times and everything will pop up, but sometimes it can take a few hours before things are working again.

Behind the scenes, I’ve frequently been unable to access the admin area (occasionally for days at a time). I just want to assure everyone that if the site is down, or hasn’t been updated for a while, it doesn’t mean I’ve gone away or that anything is wrong on my end – it’s just the curse of technology. If ever there is a catastrophic collapse and kinky-blogging goes away permanently, the best place to find out what’s going on will be to look me up on Twitter (@DirtyMindedMinx).

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I hope everyone had a naughty Valentine’s day! (Even if you were alone for it.)

Hubby and I celebrated a little early this year. I arranged for the little ones to have a sleep over at Grammy’s house Saturday night so Mommy could go out on a romantic date night with Daddy. More importantly, it also meant that Mommy and Daddy could come home after and have a slammin’ fuck-fest and be as noisy as we wanted to!

I began by showing off my new sheer crotchless black panties to hubs on our way to the restaurant. He wanted to test out their easy-access features right there on the highway, but I wouldn’t let him. Once we were at the restaurant, however, I dipped my fingers down there a few times during the meal and let him try a sample while no one was looking (at least I hope they weren’t). On the ride home, somehow the spaghetti straps of my dress fell down and my titties popped out. It would have been too much trouble to cover up, so instead I played with my nipples while I took advantage of my crotchlessness at the same time. Dave had only had two glasses of wine, but for some reason his driving was very erratic that night! I just hope none of the truckers we passed were able to see what I was doing.

Once home, I stripped down to my panties and thigh-high stockings, then got my man naked. I introduced him to my new toy (which I’ve inadvertently named Bill ‘n’ Ted). He was, needless to say, very excited to find out what I had in mind. He denied it, but for a few seconds I think he may have wondered if I had another woman hiding in the house that I planned on using the double-dildo with.

I started with a little demonstration, which got his full attention. I didn’t go so far as to do my jerk off routine (or admit how that was my main reason for buying the thing in the first place). He also didn’t suck the other end like I secretly hoped he might. What he did do was lube up my backside, bend the toy around and work the smaller head into my asshole. He then double-fucked me, occasionally diddling my clitty, until I had my first full-blown screaming orgasm of the night. I often make a lot of noise when I cum during the day while I’m alone, but it was nice to let loose with him there and no worries about waking anyone up.

After that, I got a brief titty fuck before he mounted my face. His freshly shaved balls got a thorough tongue bath along with his butt hole. Every time he reached for his cock during this portion of the festivities I’d push his hand away. As much as I like getting a nice gooey serving of jizz on my forehead, I wanted to torment him. I was half expecting him to cum hands free!

There was a lot of sucking, fondling, and fingering from there. We ended up 69ing, him licking my asshole from behind, and a few other foreplay positions before I got on top and squatted on his cock. I rode him until I came, then spun around and bounced on his hard-on reverse cowgirl style until he blew his load in me. There was some romantic spooning after that. When I felt his erection growing along the length of my butt crack, I knew it was time for round two (a rare treat these days).

Since Bill ‘n’ Ted had already loosened me up back there, it was only natural that we re-enacted the Valentine’s Day two years ago when I gave up my anal virginity. With this being the third V-Day in a row that I’ve been assfucked, I’d say hubby and I have establish it as a holiday tradition. We did the dirty deed in a few positions, at one point I did loop in my double-dildo for a little flesh and rubber DP action. I frigged myself off to my fourth or fifth orgasm of the night, and shortly thereafter my handsome boy dumped another load in my hiney (which was still a little sore up until yesterday!).

We both wanted to try for a third round, but somewhere during the recovery period we both fell asleep. The good news is that without the kids screaming us awake at 7:00 am, we were able to sleep in and wake up with enough energy for some nice, relaxing morning sex.

I’m very happy with my new purchase, and it will be an interesting challenge to see if I can coax my homo-sensitive hubby into trying some new things with it. This will be the test to find out if I’ll one day be investing in a strap-on. I’m still more than a little leery about the idea of emasculating my husband by fucking him in the ass and making him my little bitch, but we’re a long way off from that point so I’m going to put off worrying about it for now and just see where things go.

Now all I have to do is figure out what kinky things we can try for our President’s Day sex fest!

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8 thoughts on “My Valentine’s Excellent Adventure

  1. That double-ended-dildo with it being in both holes at the same time: did that to a mom on our 3rd date. I bought it right before I got there plus a few other things including the Hitachi Magic Wand.

    The very next morning I fucked her ass in the shower.

    Her sister-inlaw heard everything!

  2. Rachael, WOW…..Thanks for inviting us all into your bedroom, then sharing all the details with us, your devoted fans. I loved all of it and the doubled ended dildo was so naughty. I will look forward to hearing all about your next step when you get your strap-on or Feeldoe and violate Dave’s lil brown eye. In my fantasy, you will invite me over to video the entire event!

  3. What another hot hot hot true story… and although I love your fictional tales, I find your real life experiences even more erotic and hot to read…

    As to your lucky husband… and please take this in the envious and generous spirit that it’s offered… it’s quite apparent that your husband does consider himself fortunate to be with such an erotic toy as you, Rachael, but… the sweet and lucky fellow thinks that in you, he has a beautiful piece of blue cut glass, not realizing that in reality, he is the proud possessor of the Hope Diamond.

    I hope that made sense!

  4. Oh my! I have been away for awhile, now I don’t want to go away in case I miss something :-) So glad to hear about your sex fun with hubby on V day (though maybe A day for you two ;) ). I very much enjoyed reading the details and came along with you a few times xxx

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