Family Friendly

My husband rented the movie Dave and Mike Need Wedding Dates this past weekend. Not what I would have picked, but he’s watched enough of my sappy selections without complaining that there wasn’t much I could do about it. It was pretty much about as dumb as I expected, but there were a few glimmers of twisted goodness that made it not a complete waste of time.

First, there was Aubrey Plaza. She’s got an oddball kind of hotness that appeals to me. The fact that I’ve seen her pretend to masturbate in The To Do List and really masturbating in her Fappening video, moves her to the top of my hotties list. We supposedly see her butt at the end of the movie, but I’m 99.9% sure it’s a body double (still, it a convincingly nice butt). But what really got me was the mild incest stuff.

In one scene Dave and Mike’s younger sister is tripping on Ecstasy, along with other unknown substances, and she ends up totally naked. When one of her brothers (don’t remember which) finds her, there’s what’s supposed to be the awkward situation of him seeing his baby sister nude and horny. Good wholesome family fun!

In another spot, one of the brothers walks in on their lesbian cousin getting finger blasted by Aubrey. One: lesbian finger fucking scene = hotness! Two: Ensuing fight involving female cousin’s naked boobage being mashed into male cousin’s face = super hot!

My favorite scene, however, was when the brother barges into his little sister’s massage room and catches her receiving a bizarre happy ending. Instead of closing the door immediately, for comedic effect he has to stay and witness his sis having a screaming orgasm. Nice!

All of these scenes were simply gags played for the shock value of combining sex and family, but there were no ongoing incestuous relationships (as in Blades of Glory). I’ve often wondered lately in the wake of the recent acceptance of homosexuality, and the even quicker embrace of transgenderism (yeah, I’m almost certain that’s got to be a very un-PC way to phrase it), if consensual incest will be the next great sexual taboo to fall.

I assumed if this were ever to happen that it would be a long way off. Now I’m not so sure. With incest-related porn search terms topping lists around the country, along with incest erotica being the most popular category at most adult story sites, there’s obviously a broad appetite for it despite what people say in public. Add this to incest appearing more and more in mainstream media (I’m looking at you Cersei), and it sure seems like we’re on the path toward normalization.

Of course, it’s also entirely likely that the riots and civil war that today’s election will spark may set us back several decades on this and all other social advances that we’ve seen recently!

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On a less titillating note, my hubby sprang a surprise “vacation” on me. No, it’s not the fun kind where just the two of us wing our way down to some tropical island and fuck like rabid teenagers for days on end, but rather a road trip into the icy north to visit family and visit various cold places along the way.

We’ll be leaving Wednesday and coming back Sunday (assuming society hasn’t collapsed and we’re better off joining a prepper community deep in the wilds of Maine). This means that things will be quieter than usual on the blog for those days. When I get back, I’m going to start in on Open Door 28 and try to get as many of the various contributions I have piling up posted for your enjoyment.

Be back soon!

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3 thoughts on “Family Friendly

  1. Enjoy your break Rachael.
    You’ll be sorely missed by many of your perverted fans, obviously including me, but the thought of another chapter of Open Door will keep my cock nice and hard in your absence.
    Hurry home…….

  2. Have fun Rachael.

    If the incest taboo falls, I know exactly where I’m moving to and with whom.

  3. Wow, that’s quite the bush on that first chick, by the fence. You ever let yours go that wild?

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