Touchy Subject

I often get asked for advice on matters of family sex. One question I get a lot is, “I think my mom is sexy, how can I seduce her?” The short answer is: I have no fucking clue! All my incest experiences are fantasy, so I can only guess at what one should do in a real world situation. When I do respond to these types of requests, it’s usually a message reminding the reader that real life rarely plays out as easily as it does in porn, and that there are real risks with real consequences to making a sexual advance on a family member. It’s probably best to reconsider, and if the decision is to move ahead, do it with extreme caution.

I know, not very sexy, but unless told otherwise I have to assume the person looking for advice is sincere, so I don’t want to encourage them with fantasy porn advice that will potentially ruin their relationship with their family or worse.

With all that in mind, I received a request for advice the other day that deserves some consideration that I believe we, as a body of responsible pervs, can weigh in on and provide some useful insights about.

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Dear Rachael,

I had an experience this past weekend that I would like to relate to you, and possibly to your readers, to get some feedback.

It was an unseasonable warm day when I visited my nephew and his family who I hadn’t seen in about 5 years. His wife is a runner and biker and I have always found her very sexy with beautiful legs, a tight ass, and small perky tits. They have 3 kids, the oldest a 16-year-old boy and the youngest an 8-year-old girl. They are an extremely – I repeat extremely! – religious family. Having been raised Catholic myself, I can only surmise the dilemma of the 16-year-old boy who undoubtedly has been taught that jacking off or merely thinking about naked girls much less seeing them is a sin.

I noticed him watching his mother every time she walked by in her yoga pants and t-shirt. He seemed to fixate on her ass. It was subtle, but he was obviously interested. I then noticed when his little sister insisted on showing us her ballet and tap recital in her little outfits that he had developed quite a bulge in his soccer pants.

He is a great kid, and I really wanted to take him aside and let him know it was natural for someone his age to be sexually excited by seeing his mom and sister. I wanted to assure him that it was alright to jack off to them. But, of course, I didn’t. I know he must be totally confused about what he’s feeling, and, knowing his environment, he has no one to confide in. If you had been in my shoes would you or your readers have said anything? I would appreciate anyone’s comments. It’s never too late to speak up. Thanks

– Grandpa4fun

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10 thoughts on “Touchy Subject

  1. Most certainly not, I feel as though this situation is another one in the list of “situations that should not be acted on in a sexual manner”. In general only give advice of a sexual nature to people if you really really know them (siblings maybe, close friends maybe) and even then it’s better to be cautious.

    Good job on the restraint, I think you acted wisely.

  2. Since Rachael paid me the compliment of being a “responsible” perv, I feel that I should respond accordingly. I think you should leave the little horn dog alone Grandpa4fun. Having not been around the family for the past five years, you most likely lack enough credibility with the little guy for him to take your advice without getting creeped out. I’m sure that he will get it all figured out before too much longer. Just my two cents……

  3. I agree with the above. Talking to the guy about this would open up a big can of worms. Best to leave it alone!

  4. Not being close with family makes it very difficult to take any action. Too bad because the boy could use rational and honest advice. Just wonder how mom doesn’t notice her affect on him and if she dresses that way on purpose.

  5. as a grandfather you can give him the sextalk ,about women in general . try not to be personal or he thinks you are a dirty old man . if he open up to you , answer him honestly ,its my opinion….

  6. A difficult situation. Biggest problem is he doesn’t know any of them well. If he knew better he could talk with boy about have normal feelings for mom and start seducing her. Could be a great ending if he had coaching on turning mother on.

  7. I appreciate Grandpa4fun’s observations and thoughts, doing anything I fear would make as much sense as tap-dancing through the minefields at the Korean DMZ. You’ve not been involved with this family for years… and to give the lad any type of talk about sex could lead to all sorts of horrid complications. Leave well enough alone.

  8. I some how botched my first attempt at a comment so my short version: 1 No no no ! Don’t say or do anything with the lad ! Star Trek Prime Directive do not interfere with that life form’s development.
    2 Wish I could remember where I heard the story of the person that tried to help the butterfly out if the cocoon. Ended up damaging the wings and the butterfly couldn’t fly. 3 Story told by lingerie sales woman about guy buying panties for himself and telling her how ashamed he was. She tried to tell him it was no big deal and he was crestfallen. She switched and told him it was naughty and he was delighted ! You don’t know if the lad needs the spice of the shame and the guilt to get off when he is secretly spanking the monkey to his mom and or sister ! 4 Now you and the mom is a different story. You are on your own !

  9. I question the fact that someone who hasn’t visited this family for 5 years has any right to interfere or comment at all.
    If this is real, start building up a proper relationship with the family. Even then, I’d err on the side of caution.

  10. Well after reading all comments, there’s really nothing left for me to say. Witch is why I’m not sure why I even commented at all. But hey, some questions just can’t be answered. Anyways, lots of luck to the poor little dude. I hope he has lots of fun yanking away at his little peeved!!!

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