I’m a Dirty Bird

I love being vulgar!

One of the biggest thrills of writing porn for me is that it allows me to use the dirtiest words I know in the nastiest ways I can imagine. This is something I definitely don’t get to do in my real life. It’s an incredible outlet for my pent up urges, and no matter how much I do it, it still gets me off.

The reason I bring this up is that a reader recently emailed me and mentioned that my vulgarity was one of the things he appreciated about my writing. I took that as a huge compliment. Sure, it’s easy to use naughty words for mere shock value, but to be able to use them to turn people on and inspire them to cum is what drives me whenever I drop my panties and sit down in front of the keyboard.

The flip side of this is that I often get “accused” of being a man because “I don’t write like a woman.” This really pisses me off. Not because someone doubts that I’m a woman, but that they assume a woman can only write in a “womanly” style. Fuck that noise!

I was reading an “erotic” romance the other day and couldn’t get past the first couple chapters. “His fingers gently glided along my cleft to my womanly center.” I might have bought into this flowery crapola ten years ago, but now it just turns my stomach. “His fingers slid over my stiff clit, down between my swollen pussy lips, and plunged into my eager fuck hole.” Now that’s more like it! That’s something I can rub my cunt to!

When it comes to porn, I believe you have to write what turns you on in order to turn anyone else on. Nothing is better than when I lose myself in my writing and time flies by without me being aware of it. It’s magical. That being said, I’m also very aware that I’m writing for others. I suspect at least 90% of my readers are men, and I also take this into consideration. If I knew I was writing primarily for a female audience, I would most like take a slightly different approach. I certainly want to get men and women off alike, but I tend to shade my choices toward what I think would please that guy hunched over his computer with one hand on the mouse and his other hand gripping his throbbing cock.

So, for someone to assume that a woman can’t make these kinds of considered choices when she writes, and that only a man can write in a deliberately vulgar style, is just flat out ignorant. I know I shouldn’t pay attention to these clueless goofballs, but it still bothers me because it means that there are people out there who continue to discount a woman’s intellectual capacity despite all the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

I may be a plain-Jane mom and unambitious housewife, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be just as crude and vulgar as the next guy!

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25 thoughts on “I’m a Dirty Bird

  1. You are the best!! You can’t please everyone and I would say the majority of your readers love your writing just as it is!! We love your potty mouth!!!

  2. Huzzah to the Lady! I love your writing style Rachael. Piss on all the haters. The double dirty birds are a classic!! I seriously laughed out loud…,

  3. Couldn’t agree more.
    The same is true in porn videos. Girls say “fuck my pussy” all the time, but almost never “fuck my cunt”, or “fill my fuckhole”.
    They are actresses and should be able to talk dirty properly. Too often I have to turn to writing like yours to get proper filthy talking, which of course, gets me off every time!
    Don’t change, we all love your dirty mind and words!!!

  4. I’ve been writing with far too much restraint, I now realise (and I’m male). I promise to go back and fuck it up with a lot more crudity after your well put commentary.

    Keep up the excrement, sorry excellent work, my dear lady of filth.

  5. Along time ago I read a quote form a researcher that generally stated women’s brain chemistry works like an electrical storm firing in all random directions, making them much better at multi tasking.

    Mens brains are extremely linear and focused on base needs.
    Food-Beer-Pussy. Repeat…..

    It’s clear your haters are men that focused 99% on just the beer
    and don’t know what their talking about.

  6. I love you being vulgar! Knowing that you’re a woman only increases the turn on factor for me. Let me also compliment you on your excellent choices of pictures that accompany your stories and posts. In many cases they’re absolutely perfect!

  7. Well said Rach!

    And as one of you devoted female readers I just want to let you know that your vulgar writing about cocks, cunts, arses, cum and fuck sessions, turns me on immensely.

    I find it pretty sexist for someone, generally a guy, to say that woman can not enjoy crude porn just as much as them! We are horny sluts just as much as they are cock beating horndogs you know ;-P

    Just my two cents, I will stop before I get into a full rant about feminism and how things were “back in my day”, which I am sure would kill everyones boners (lady boners included).

    Love you all xxx
    Pipi

  8. Hey! You are a vulgar sex goddess with a talent for writing! Now get that sexy sloppy wer cunt back into the chair and write me some more porn!

    :oP

  9. @porkypine: I know without a doubt that there is an audience for the softer type of erotica, and that a large majority of readers would be turned off by my style of “hardcore” writing. It just depends on what you like to write and who you want to write for. There’s room in this global, never-ending porn orgy for all of us!

  10. Rachel, I don’t know if this means anything. You are a top of the line writer regardless of sex, sexual orientation or any other damn thing! Just keep your wonderful stories coming is all I ask!

  11. DMM, your writing is perfect as it is, please don’t change a thing :-)
    Every chapter, story or blog is a gift for us that we constant readers are glad to receive.
    I believe for your true fans it doesn’t matter if you are a woman, a man or an alien from planet Venus :-)

  12. I love your style of writing that and the fact you’re a woman, whenever I read nasty stories for some reason I’m looking for authors that are women, I just find it turns me on so much more to know a woman’s mind is just as perverted as mine is. A dirtymind is a terrible thing to waste……Art

  13. I don’t understand how some people do not like your vulgarity, and think you’re a man because of it. Seriously, who doesn’t like a foul-mouthed dirty woman?

  14. You should be ashamed of yourself, you nasty, Daddy-teasing whore. Look what you made me do! Oh, fuck, you dirty little cunt, do it again! Do it again!

  15. I corresponded with a writer from Literotica.. She said she was turned off by my use of Fuck.. Cunt.. Cock.. Pussy.. She said I write like a man.. Fuck her…

  16. Honestly, I don’t think in reading any of your stories, has the thought of being a female writer made any difference at all in your work. Good stories are just that, well thought out with good descriptions so the reader can picture your words and your thoughts in theirs, simple as that. As far as the vulgarity goes, it makes your work much more interesting to me. As a guy, we love to see what a woman is truly feeling or thinking inside, and you seem to have captured that wonderfully so please don’t change. Lastly, love all your pics that go with the stories….you have a gift and we truly appreciate all the hard work you do day in and day out to give us all blissful orgasms, the gift that keeps on giving!

  17. Women should be able to express themselves however they want ,but there seem to be some inconsistencies. You call yourself plain Jane but compared yourself to a beautiful woman in one of your video links.
    I am a bit of a doubter that we are reading the musings of an average housewife but your writing is still excellent.
    All public images are a bit made up.

  18. @DirtyMindedMinx yes there is, but you made me realise I’ve been holding back for invalid reasons. Now I just have to decide which characters to keep restrained and which to give a foul mouth.

  19. Dear Rachael… I submitted a post earlier and I don’t think it got through… so here we go again.

    I love your style, attitude and stories. This is the hottest blog on the Internet, and I visit it constantly… among your stories and links, I love your personal reflections the best.

    “I may be a plain-Jane mom… ” Say what? You wonderful, silly lady you… you’re a mom, but there’s no way you’re plain-Jane. You’re insanely hot and erotic, and your husband is one of the luckiest men to walk on this Earth.

    “and unambitious housewife..” Tsk, tsk. You’ve got one of the hottest blogs on the Internet, well designed and laid out, with incredible links, stories and photos. That doesn’t mark as someone being unambitious.

    So keep on writing and posting, please, and use the nastiest fucking language you can think of…

    Brad

  20. I agree with everyone, your writing and your use of words are what keep me cumming back and keep me cumming! Love your work Rachel!

  21. Just to be clear – I’m not upset about people questioning my gender. That’s a fair point to be skeptical about in the internet age, and there are enough examples of people pretending to be something they’re not for this to be a reasonable view to hold. What bothers me is the people who have decided I can’t be a woman BECAUSE of the way I write. This attitude assumes women have a limited intellectual capacity and are unable to think or express themselves in a certain way. They’ve decided that a particular style is masculine, so anyone who is able to write in that style must be a man. As a wise sage once said, anything you can do, I can do better! Anyway – I don’t want to go off on another rant, so I’ll leave it at that. Hugz!

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