Does a Bear Piss in the Woods?

I have had the building urge to pee outside for about the last week. Maybe it’s the fitful arrival of spring weather, or maybe I’m just a horny freak. I’m sorry if this sort of bathroom stuff grosses you out, if so you’ll probably want to skip this little post.

I grew up playing outside a lot. We had acres and acres of woods around, and this is where the kids of our neighborhood spent most of our time playing hide-n-seek, war, and sometimes we girls could even get a couple boys to play house with us. One thing nobody did was run all the way home just to pee. The girls would go far off to a bush; the guys would go behind the nearest tree.

One summer when I was maybe 9 or 10, one of the neighborhood boys had a friend visiting. I don’t remember his name, but he was an object of interest for me as something new and unknown. The fact that he was cute also didn’t hurt his appeal. At some point during the day we had teamed up in the search for the enemy’s flag. As we dashed commando-style from tree to rock to ditch, he stopped and said “Gotta whiz.” He then pulled his dick out through the zipper in his pants and started going.

He didn’t go behind a tree like the local boys, he simply stood there in the open and let it flow. I remember just standing there staring. I wasn’t so much interested in his penis, but more in seeing a boy piss. I’d caught glimpses of a few doing it from behind, and would sometimes make an effort to see the wet spot on a tree after one had finished (not sure why I did this), but I’d never seen pee coming straight from the source.

This boy let it arc out in front of him at first. When he noticed me watching, he wiggled his willy, making the stream wobble back and forth. I thought this was funny and laughed. He was obviously enjoying putting on a show for me. He finished with several spurts, shook it off, then tucked himself away. Without another word, we resumed our mission.

After that, I was extremely jealous of how boys could pee standing up like that. When I was out in the woods alone, I would try it for myself with little success. I’d end up with pee all over my fingers and thighs. I guess as I got older I grew out of my interest in that sort of potty stuff. But, perhaps not entirely.

So right now I have this urge to get outside and pee. And not just squat behind a bush and tinkle, but to get down, plant my feet wide, lean back, open my legs, and shoot a stream as far as I can. I think it’s in part due to the occasional watersports or pee-in-pubic porn videos I sometimes look at, but there’s also the feeling of freedom that somehow comes along with brazenly pissing in the open in a position like that. To add to the gross factor, I also kind of want to get it all over my fingers and thighs now.

Maybe this is all tied to my fucked up childhood psychology, or maybe the increasing pornification of my secret sex life, but either way I’m going to take advantage of the warm day and go for a long walk after I put my kids on the school bus. I’ll wear my shorts with no panties, and I’ll probably not bother with the usual sports bra. About a mile from my house there’s some conservation land with a nature trail. I’ll duck off that trail and go until I’m far enough into the woods that no one might see. I’ll drop my shorts, get into position, and let it fly. If I’m feeling it, I may even masturbate out there to commemorate the event. Who am I kidding – I’ll definitely masturbate, maybe even starting before I’m done pissing.

Okay, well, sorry if this isn’t something you’re into, but I’ve got to go and hydrate for big nature walk!

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21 thoughts on “Does a Bear Piss in the Woods?

  1. Rachael… you are a nasty hot slutty jewel… wow. Just… wow.

    Please post an update — either here in comments or in another post — on how your special walk went today. There is something just nastily erotic knowing you’re preparing to put your daughters on the school bus, and then go for a long walk to have this hot taboo erotic experience. Mmmmmmm.

  2. Found your story so hot Rachel. Reminded me of a girl I talked to when I was single on the phone. We had phone sex talked about pee sex than decided to meet she was married had 2 kids. I got a room close to her . She showed up. I shaved her ate her than she keeled in the tub & ask me to pee on her it was very hard to pee with a hard on. Than I asked her to fuck I had condom she said no. So I said I was going to jerk off. I started than she said where are your condom?

  3. Take a small tape measure, Because in
    New Olympic sports distance counts……

  4. I love it! The sight of a woman peeing is a nasty kink of mine. Tumblr is loaded with pee blogs, so I recommend checking it out. And, yes, the thought of you peeing is turning me on, so, if you’ll excuse me…;)

  5. Now that you have brought the subject ‘out in the open’, I guess I should cum out of the closet and admit that I also love water sports. I’s hard to define what the attraction is……perhaps for me it’s just a taboo. Ws vids are hot! I think it’s time to submit some ws captions. I’ll be working on it!

  6. Love it darling Rachael. Have a fun outing and many lovely orgasms. I have a couple girl friends that are definitely into sharing a pee. Judging from the comments I suspect many share that idea.

  7. Rachael this truly is a cute idea. I can just picture you out in your private spot laying mostly nude peeing and masturbating. See women can be just as naughty as the guys. I can’t wait to share this with my partner later this evening. We may have to use the shower for more than a good wash

  8. Oh wow!! Weird I could hide and watch!! Women peeing has always been a turn on for me. Just listening to a lady relieving herself gets me going. Enjoy your stroll!!

  9. Wow Rachael, spring fever must be getting to us all! I don’t know what it is, but I love to see a gal pee. I am not into any in the mouth sort of thing, but I’d love to be looking up as a gal cuts loose on my chest or something like that. Sort of a, from the source thing, like you commented about in you blog here. I guess my mild kinky side was piqued with this good.

  10. My goodness! I didn’t expect this post to stir up so many comments and emails. I’m happy to report that my little excursion was a satisfying success. Had a beautifully warm day – the sun felt so good on my bare skin. I got a little sweat going on my brisk walk to the conservation land. I hopped on the trail and when I was sure no one was around I turned of and bushwhacked for a ways. It was a little difficult to find a spot where I was hidden because there’s no foliage yet, but I found a place where the ground dips and that worked. I had to go, but it wasn’t urgent. I dropped my shorts and stepped out of them. With a look around I got into position (like the girl in the photo). It took almost a minute for me to relax enough to get the flow going. I was splattering everywhere. I spread my pussy lips and was able to get a nice stream. Unlike the girl in the photo, I was only able to send it out about three feet (gotta work on the Kegels, I guess). At the end, the warm pee dribbled down and tickled my ass. I remained in that position and began playing with my clit. It felt so dirty masturbating with pee all over my cunt. I thought the distraction of checking around for anyone coming would slow things down, but I came pretty quickly. My two different forms of release left me feeling at one with the universe. I wandered around the woods some more, squatting at one point and rubbing another one out. Then I headed home with the crotch of my shorts soaked in piss and pussy. Even the shower felt better than ever. You can be sure I’ll be doing that again a few times while I have my days to myself – great, now I have another reason to dread my kids’ summer vacation!

  11. I hope you watched where you sat (if you sat) Poison ivy can be a real bummer if you get it on the goodies! I also hope you enjoyed yoursel
    on your nature hike!

  12. What a naughty woman you are.
    The world of yellow play is a very ambiguous, curious phenomenon indeed, no? The heat, the wetness, the intimate revelation. And potentially very exciting, although for my own part the rule is “Nothing above the throat”.

  13. I was going to suggest using the garage…for those days when the weather just isn’t up to it. Who knows? Maybe the UPS man will peek in the window!

  14. I Loved your sexy little story, and there are more of us than will admit to enjoying something like this, And BTW when your alone like that its called a joy piss….. lol.. have fun Rachael

  15. I had never thought much about golden showers until I saw some porn of girls peeing on each other and thought it was pretty hot. Like others here I’m not sure why except that it’s considered taboo and dirty, which I guess is a good enough excuse right there. Let me just say that if I would have seen you just off the trail I would have come down to join you in a distance competition. Then maybe after we had a chance to refill our bladders we could have gotten naked and had a pee war. Ha ha! I feel another fan fiction story coming on :)

  16. So very KINKY Rachael ! How I wish to have been a little fly clinging to a tiny twig just underneath you. I would have been so ravished seeing your most intimate parts in “full action”. What a wonderful feeling it would have been to be drenched in such a warm and exquisite “golden shower”.
    Oh… the taste, the smell, and especially your feminine odor intoxicating my delicate senses. To hear the sweet and soft whistling sound of your pee hole as you are relieving yourself in the midst of nature’s peacefulness. But the shuddering of your entire body to a feverish climax from masturbating your clit and your wide open pussy would have been such a delectable treat as your cum drops trickled to my tiny mouth. Mmmm !

  17. Have you ever thought about writing a full story along these lines? It seems you enjoy the activity and others certainly enjoy reading about it :)

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