Mom, What’s A.T.M.?

I ran across a couple of YouTube clips the other day that made me laugh and turned me on a little (always a potent combination). It features moms being quizzed about porn terms to see if they know what they mean. Good fun for the whole family!

At first I was laughing because of how clueless these ladies were. “How could anyone not know what a Glory Hole is!?” Then I began to realize that there wasn’t anything wrong with them – I was the freak! I knew every term and would have easily run the board. (I would have also been the most boring “contestant” and been edited out). I was confronted with what the scope of knowledge of most “normal” moms is, and it generally doesn’t include DP, BBC, and Bukakke! Who’d a thunk? I was suddenly feeling like the frog in the pan of boiling water.

I used to be like them. Then I dipped my toe into the digital cesspool we all have come to love so much. Nothing worse than a racy story here and there. Then the celebrity sex tape hype got to me, and I had to satisfy my prurient curiosity. This led to tube sites and the cavalcade of naked body parts available to me at my whim. I had been perfectly happy masturbating to my fantasies, just me and my fingers – no vibrators, no porn, nothing up my butt. But, once I’d opened Pandora’s Box (the one she keeps hidden under her bed), my curiosity became voracious. Little by little the corrupting heat was turned up without me noticing, and now I’m boiling in the juices of my own depravity.

In spite of this “cum to Jesus” moment, I’ve realized that I’m not all that bothered by it. At least not as much as I should be – or maybe not as much as the me from years ago would be. My descent into the porn pit has had many positive effects on me and my life. I feel that my sex life with my husband is more robust than it would have otherwise been at this point in our marriage. Even with two kids and a house to take care of, I get myself so worked up on a regular basis that I’m never “too” tired to get jiggy with my old man (Are the kids still saying that? Jiggy? God, I’m too damn hip for my own good! LOL).

I’ve also learned a lot about myself. Writing about my own incest fantasies, and hearing from others about theirs, has liberated a part of me that I’d kept locked down in a dark place for most of my life. I’m not running around telling friends and neighbors that I want to suck my brother’s cock while my dad reams my pussy and my mom watches, but I also don’t feel like I’m an unworthy deviant for having these kinds of feelings and fantasies.

On top of that, my explorations in porn (both writing and watching) have opened me up sexually in ways I most likely wouldn’t have. Even a year into my writing “career,” I was firmly opposed to anything bigger than a finger being inserted in my asshole. As you know, that has certainly changed (much to hubby’s and my delight). I used to assiduously avoid fantasizing about sex with other women, but now I’m not at all bothered when a friend, neighbor or my daughter’s teacher shows up in the middle of one of my mental sex scenes and starts going down on me. Who knows where that might lead…?

Geez, I intended for this to be a 2 or 3 paragraph post! See what happens when you guys get me talking about myself! I decided that if I ever get billionaire money, that I’m going to (among other things) start an internet game show based on these mom clips. Normal, unsuspecting moms will somehow compete for prizes by having to answer dirty questions or explain kinky sexual acts and fetishes. I haven’t worked out all the details yet, but I love the idea of putting otherwise naïve moms on the spot.

How do you think your mom would do if given a porn quiz like this?

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P.S. My blog here is getting swamped with spam in the comment section. I’m able to weed it out, but it’s time consuming (and annoying). I’m but in a temporary filter that shunts comment with “HTTP” in it to the spam folder automatically. This means that if you want to include a .com link in a comment, it won’t get through. If you have a hot link that you want to share, drop me an email and we’ll figure something out. Now we return you to your regularly scheduled masturbation session.

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8 thoughts on “Mom, What’s A.T.M.?

  1. I think many of us have taken a similar journey and wonder how we got to the point of loving wallowing in the “filth” we so enjoy. I know for me it has been a series of incrementally small steps. Each one more taboo and more stimulating than the previous. I must say I’ve loved the journey and have come to terms with it finally. It has been in finding people like you Rachael and others of a similar ilk who are intelligent, well spoken, and thoughtful
    that have made it such fun. Thank you.

  2. Rachael, this is a funny post and if there was a game show where the women were asked kinky sexy questions about what this means or what that means it would be so poplar I think!! For me, I didn’t even say the word ‘Fuck’ out loud till I was about 34 years old and since English is not my first language, I had to learn English dirty words so I could talk dirty to my husband!!

  3. As I encounter very straight laced looking women in my daily life (after I imagine what they would look like naked) I wonder if they are as prudish as the women in this video appear to be. But then I look at the hundreds of women featured in the dressed/undressed category on my favorite porn sites. Most of these women have bodies that are no where near what most would consider the ideal female form (And BTW, to me that makes them all the sexier), yet they are putting it all out there for everyone to see, including the possibility of friends and family. After looking at these for a while, I am encouraged that many “ordinary” women I see throughout the day are much kinkier than I might imagine.

  4. @ThePleasurePrinciple: I agree that many women are kinkier than they would be willing to admit publicly (and I suspect some of those moms were playing dumb so no one would know how perverted they really are). I also think the unclothed pics of so many ordinary women shows just how sexual they can be, but I don’t know that they’re “putting it out there for EVERYONE to see.” They are definitely putting it out there for their lover to see – whether voluntarily or after being pressured into it, but I suspect a majority of the pics of wives and girlfriends we see online are posted by husbands and boyfriends (current or ex) without the ladies knowing or giving permission. I would be very surprised if a woman sat down with a graphics program and assembled an image of her in and out of clothes to post on the web – but that definitely sounds like something a guy would put effort into. Don’t get me wrong, I love those kinds of images (especially the bridal ones), and I’m happy to masturbate to them along with everyone else. Knowing that I’m seeing pictures of these women posing with all their goodies hanging out only because they were assured that the pics would be kept private only makes it more of a turn on for me.

  5. @DirtyMindedMom I think you bring up a good point about a lot of the dressed/undressed pictures. I can imagine that many if not most are posted publicly without the woman’s consent. There is, however, a style of this genre that defies that logic. I would refer to them as the mug shot series. The first pic is fully dressed, followed by underwear then naked from front, then side, then back. Some have them sitting on a stool on the last shot so that they can spread their legs a bit. These poses are so identical and so clinically done that I can’t imagine they are the result of “Hey, baby, let me take some naked pictures of you.” I also can’t imagine the women in these pics have any realistic idea that these are for anyone’s private consumption only. I admit I am curious as to how these women come to do these. Just another mystery of porn, I guess :)

  6. @ThePleasurePrinciples: Yes! I forgot about those. I find them fascinating (especially the ones with the stool at the end). I have to hand it to those ladies – I’d never be brave enough to put myself on public display like that. Their willingness to do so makes them all the more sexy in my eyes.

  7. A very well wirtten article, Rachael. And the great-big-enormous question, of course, is what proportion of the rest of the popluation has secret porno-knowledge? Well, we can assume approx. 50% for a start, because that half is male. But I’d guess the female proportion is increasing very fast. Twenty years ago, women “weren’t turned on by visual porn”. Then, ten years ago: “OK, women are excited by the written word – ‘erotica’ – but that’s ART, NOT porn!” Bur now … Well just look at asstr, or the number of women who post on tumblr .. or even Twittter. I increasingly believe there’s no difference between men and women when it comes to the erotic drive, We all have wonderfully dirty minds. It’s time to celebrate them.

  8. Darling Rachael :
    This is so rich and makes me chuckle. My drift into the sexy part of cyber space followed my interest in other women that were as me sexually active and attracted to similar women. It’s not that I am cruising to find sexual partners as much as I love to share and find others such as yourself that truly are free to explore our bodies and all that we can enjoy. I know my Mom would score zero on that sex quiz. Hell she just recently accepted that I don’t need fixing because I am lesbian instead of a church going straight lady. Thanks darling for being so open to this small world of perverts like us.
    Love
    Minnona

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