Eternal Opine of the Shameless Mind

Even though I don’t have as much time to write as I would like, my dirty mind is constantly at work cumming up with new ideas for nasty stories. The sad thing is, if I were able to spend all my days sitting at the keyboard naked with a nice toy buzzing away in my snatch while I worked, I’d still never have enough time to create all the stories I have rattling around in my head. In the meantime, I thought I would share a few items from my idea file to give you some insight into how filthy thoughts are polluting my brain as I try to go about my business and attempting to behave like a respectable mom and wife.

My most recent idea came to me just after I drove by the local high school as it was letting out. I was struck by the number of sharply-dressed young studs walking around looking all sexy and jail-baity. (Not to mention all the girls showing off as much cleavage and bare leg as they could legally get away with.) I tried to picture myself as a single teacher and couldn’t imagine I’d go more than a few weeks before getting in trouble for banging one of these underaged fuck boys. That’s when a scene began playing out in my mind of a sexy young female teacher sitting on her desk in front of her all boy class in a tight black skirt, sheer stockings, and a white blouse that was a size too small so that it bowed open between the buttons over her ample breasts. She explains to the class that she has taken another job and this is her last day at the school. She’s going to miss them all, but she has a plan to make this last day memorable for everyone. As she unbuttons her blouse, she explains to the boys that she intends to fuck every one of them before the bell rings. She pulls up her skirt, leans back on her desk, and opens her legs, exposing her pussy to them all. “Andrew, you’re first up.” Andrew looks around wide-eyed. “Right here in front of everyone?” His horny teacher smiles, “We’ve got to hurry up if everyone’s going to get a turn.” Once Andrew breaks the ice by whipping out his hard-on and giving it to her right there on the desk, the rest of the class is fighting over who’s going next. The teacher gets fucked in all her holes while some of the boys are jacking off and shooting their loads on her tits. By the time the bell rings, she’s left on the floor, naked and drenched from head to toe in boy semen, too weak to move but delirious with joy over finally having fulfilled the fantasy she masturbated to every night before going to sleep.

I often wake up with pornographic images running through my head that lead to story ideas, but they just as often sneak up on me when I’m behaving myself and going about my day. One afternoon I was being a responsible mom and reading an article about the dangers of helping your kids too much with their schoolwork. There was absolutely nothing sexy about any of this, then my dirty mind kicked into gear. A college student is distraught because he has a project for his photography class due the next day and his model canceled on him last minute. His mother asks what he’s so upset about and he explains his problem and that if he blows this assignment his GPA will fall and he’ll lose his financial aid. Mom offers to stand in for the model. Her son rejects the idea and when she presses him he explains that the assignment is to photograph nudes. Mom is taken aback, but she can’t afford to let him lose his financial aid so she convinces him that if he’s going to be an artist that he has to put aside the fact that she’s his mom and simply treat her like any other subject. They do the photoshoot and the tasteful nudes come out fantastic. They’re so good, in fact, that they are featured in a gallery showing sponsored by the college’s art department. Mom goes to the show “in disguise” and sees her pictures on public display. She’s embarrassed but also a little turned on. When she overhears a couple college boys commenting on her pictures and talking about how much they’d like to fuck that MILF, she really gets excited. A few days later, she asks her son if they can do another shoot. He’s a bit hesitant, but she talks him into it. Things are going fine, then mom decides to go beyond “tasteful nudes.” Next thing the son knows, he’s photographing his mom with her legs spread and her fingers inside her juicy pussy. He captures the moment she orgasms, and their life together as mother and son is forever changed.

It seems that there’s nothing that doesn’t hold the risk of sparking a depraved idea – not even politics. I was watching something on TV about Trump and how he’d basically said that if Ivanka wasn’t his daughter he’d bang her. It was only a small leap for me to think about a girl coming home from her freshman year in college for winter break all depressed. Her mom is kind of a bitch, but she has a good relationship with her father. She confides in him that she’s intimidated by all the hot girls at her school. She’s ugly, has a small chest, and a flat butt. No guys will even look at her much less ask her out on a date. Dad tries to comfort her, but his words don’t seem to cheer her up. After a few too many beers the next evening, he decides to give it another try. The conversation isn’t going so well, then he blurts out “Those guys at your school are idiots. If you weren’t my daughter, I’d definitely fuck you.” They’re both shocked by this and awkwardly end the conversation there. The next day, while mom is out doing some Christmas shopping, the daughter approaches her father and says she’s been thinking about what he said. He tries to apologize, but she gets him to admit that he’d really meant it. She confesses that if he wasn’t her father that she’d definitely fuck him. The daughter makes the argument that maybe if she wasn’t a virgin when she returned to school that she would have more confidence. Dad isn’t convinced it’s a good idea, but after lots of begging and several beers, he gives in and fucks her every which way for the rest of her school break, transforming his ugly duckling daughter into a sexy swan.

Okay, so, this should give you a tiny hint of the torture I endure on a daily basis with this dirty, filthy, perverted mind of mine. I can’t go anywhere or do anything without something inspiring these kinds of naughty ideas. And once it pops into my head, I end up playing it out over and over again from different perspectives, making it dirtier with each pass. I hear the character’s dialogue and see all the explicitly lewd things they do. These scenes are running through my brain as I’m at work, grocery shopping, waiting for my dentist appointment, or even playing with my daughters. I know an idea is really good when I find myself masturbating to it.

If people could see the depraved things going on in this conservative, suburban mom’s head they’d be horrified. I know none of you would be shocked, but we’re a special breed! Wait a minute, that gives me an idea for a story about a perverted housewife that is somehow cursed in such a way that other people can read her most intimate thoughts…Oh God, here I go again!

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