Clit and Caboodle

Let me say up front that I love my clit. It’s hard not to! I’ve been rather intimate with my little clitty for over fifteen years now, and before I fully understood what it was I was aware that it was a place where good feelings came from. Even before I became a chronic masturbator about a year ago, it was rare for a day to go by without me touching it at least once. Obviously, my clit would always get at least some passing attention in the shower, but I would often give it a little diddle while changing, after finishing a pee, or would press it through my pants with my hand or against a convenient corner as I went about my day. It was always nice to give myself a pleasant little tingle even when I wasn’t in full-on masturbation mode.

I mention this because I spent a couple of my porn sessions this week looking at clips of huge clits. Some of these bad boys are amazing! As strangely arousing as they are, I definitely wouldn’t want a clit as freakishly big as some of the mini-penises I’ve seen out there, but I wouldn’t mind if my nubby were just a tiny bit bigger. I can pinch mine between thumb and forefinger when it’s “erect” and sort of roll it around some, but I’d love for it to be just long enough that I could “jerk” my clitty off. If I try to jerk mine, I can’t really get a good grip and my fingers slip right off. Oh, the humanity!

I’ve noticed that a lot of the monster clits are the result of taking male hormones, especially when it comes to female bodybuilders. I get the sense from watching these women that they are truly enamored with their big clits and brandish them with pride. The other category appears to be transgender women on hormones. It’s strange seeing their hairy legs and whatnot, but I’m still entranced by their cock-like clits and how they’re able to really grab on and jerk off with them. Then there are the lucky ladies who are just naturally endowed. I find myself intrigued watching them use those clit pumps on themselves and can’t help wondering what it would be like to suck on some engorged lady-wood.

Well, I’m not about to start taking male hormones, and I’m not thinking about ordering a clit pump (yet). At the end of the day, I’m quite content with my cute little clitty. She’s treated me well over the years, and I expect her to be a very close friend for many years to cum. As a matter of fact, she’s poking up nice and stiff in my panties at this very moment. I think she’s going to get more than some passing attention in the shower later this morning. Yes, I may suffer from clitoris envy from time to time, but I’m always going to make the most of what I’ve got!

If you could change something about your sexy parts, what would it be?

A few big clit videos:
Huge Penis-like Clit
Muscle Babe Stretching Labia
Huge Clit of Hairy Slut
Huge Clit Pumped

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More Dirty Daughters

As hesitant as I was to write honestly here about my girls and sex, I’m glad that I did. Based on the wonderful responses I’ve gotten so far, this topic has struck a chord with many of you and I’ve received a lot of heartfelt feedback both through comments on the post and directly to my e-mail. I appreciate all the great advice and I’m fortunate to have a community I can turn to for honest and informed perspectives on a subject that I’d never be able to discuss as explicitly with friends or family.

I truly did take something valuable from each comment, but one I’d like to single out is the note from Abby. She articulated something that I was feeling but hadn’t been able to crystalize into words. What I want above all else with my girls in terms of my relationship with them when it comes to sex is emotional rather than physical intimacy. I want them to be able to talk to me about anything and everything. I’d love for my daughters to feel confident that they can discuss their sex lives with me and not have any fear of being judged or criticized. To put it in the kind of crude manner we all enjoy here, I’d be thrilled if my oldest came home from a date and was all excited to tell me how she had just sucked cock for the first time, or be able to have an informed debate with me on the merits of getting fucked doggy style versus reverse cowgirl. It would be a unique treat to hear from my youngest how she experimented with her friend at the sleep over by fingering each other under the covers.

Yes, I would love for there to be a level of comfort where we can be nude around each other – speaking of which, I think I’m going to have to get my husband to install a pool in the backyard to give me an excuse to sunbathe naked with my daughters – but if I had to choose between that kind of physical intimacy and a deeper emotional intimacy, I’d definitely opt for the latter. Don’t get me wrong, I still think it would be the ultimate to get to a place where we were secure and close enough to be able to openly masturbate in front of each other at some point, but I’m not banking on it.

The other question I got was about something I hadn’t addressed. What would I do if I discovered the two of them naked and fooling around together? I thought about this and played out a few different scenarios in my head, and I came to the conclusion that I believe I would be fine with it. I would probably be somewhat distressed if they were brother and sister and I caught them fucking (mainly because of the pregnancy risk), but the idea of walking in on my girls and finding my little one eating her big sister’s pussy doesn’t provoke any sort of negative reaction for me. Of course, this is all hypothetical, and who knows how I’d react if it really happened, but I certainly wouldn’t make them feel bad for what they were doing or try to stop them from continuing to explore and enjoy each other’s body.

For some reason, whenever I picture the two of them together in this way, my daughters are always in the 69-position and really going at it when I walk in. They’re shocked at first, but when they see it’s only Mom, they smile, their cheeks wet with pussy juice, and go back to what they were doing. In reality, I would probably back out of the room and let them have their fun in private, but in my fantasy I strip down and watch them pleasure each other while I play with my clit and offer the occasional suggestion to enhance their adolescent lovemaking. When I see the look of sublime happiness come across their faces as they orgasm, it would impossible for me not to make myself cum along with them.

Oh, what a bad, bad Mommy you let me be!

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Dirty Daughters

I’m not really comfortable with today’s topic, but since I made the choice a year ago to include “mom” part of my pornographic online identity I feel somewhat obligated to address it. I get a lot of messages from readers who are curious about my kids, which makes me nervous to some degree, however there are some questions that I need to address (more for me than for you).

First off, I have two darling little girls: one in kindergarten and one in 2nd grade. Sexuality isn’t on their radar in any sense that I’m aware of. We’re not a nudist family, we don’t play naughty games at bath time, or anything along those lines. While I’m doing everything I can to make sure they have a “normal” childhood, I know that there are choices I’ll need to make once they’re older and have experienced the joys of puberty. Honestly, I’m a bit squeamish in thinking about my daughters’ sexuality in the future, but I know it’s something I’ll need to deal with one way or another at some point.

One thing many folks wonder about is if I intend to become intimate with my girls when they are older. The short answer is no. Of course, intentions don’t always match up with reality. As I’ve mentioned before, I find women attractive and can be as sexually aroused by a naked woman spreading her pussy as by a hot guy stroking his cock. Despite this, I have never had any kind of sexual contact with another woman, and females usually play only a minor role in my fantasies. With this being the case, having sex with my girls when they’re teenagers (or older) isn’t something I normally think about.

What I do think about is how I’m going to approach the subject of sex with them. I don’t want to do what my mother did and teach them that sex is something to be avoided at all costs because it is fraught with nothing but danger. And I don’t want to instill the kind of hang-ups that were imposed on me when it comes to nudity. Conversely, I also don’t want to create an environment where everyone is running around the house naked (as fun as that might be), but I do want my girls to feel secure and safe enough to be naked around me without feeling any shame or self-consciousness. Of course, the flip side of that is me learning to be comfortable getting naked in front of them. In thinking it over, I obviously can’t just pop out nude on their 16th birthday and expect everyone to be okay with it. “Surprise! Who’s got two thumbs and a pussy? This mom!”

What I need to do is lay some of that groundwork now so that I can teach my girls that being naked (in the right context) is not only acceptable but that it feels good. It scares the hell out of me that I’m going to have to lead by example when it comes to this. Regardless, I’m acutely aware that it’s something I should start sooner rather than later, and so I’m currently trying to figure out the best way for me to be casually topless around them and see how that goes. Once they’re used to seeing Mommy’s tits, maybe then I can whip out my pussy as see how that goes over.

When it comes to my husband, that’s another area of concern for me. I have a difficult time envisioning him going along with being naked in front of our kids. And even if he was cool with it, I’m not sure I want to be the one to explain Daddy’s hard-on to them. Beyond this, I worry more about the girls and their father when they get older. I know that I had graphically sexual feelings for my dad when I was a teen, and yet I don’t know how I’d feel if I found out that they had the same kind of feelings for their father.

As much as I fantasized about my dad fucking me, I can’t say I want my husband to have sex with our daughters. I’d certainly understand it if they ever confessed such a desire, but I don’t think I could encourage them to act on those desires. Hypocritical? Maybe. I can’t say for sure, but even though it’s not something I wouldn’t want to happen, if it did I don’t know that I could be all together upset about it. Again, I think it would be a bad idea, but if one of my daughters came to me and admitted that she willingly sucked her father’s cock when they stayed up late watching a movie together the other night I’d like to think that I would at least understand.

Okay, so after all that hedging, here are a couple of things that I’ve thought about that I feel somewhat guilty about. First, when I try to play out what life might be like if I successfully teach them that it’s okay to be naked around me, and I learn the same lesson, there’s a particular scenario that keeps insinuating itself into my dirty mind. The image is of me and my two teen girls (they’re maybe 14 and 16ish) sitting on the floor naked and facing each other with our legs open and each of us masturbating while watching the other two. They’re all embarrassed giggles and everyone’s having fun. We race to see who can make herself cum first, or we try to time it so we all cum at the same time. Maybe my younger one finds my dildo and wants to know what it’s for. They watch wide-eyed with their fingers on their little clitties while Mommy spreads her legs and shows them how she likes to fuck herself with a big, fake cock. So wrong.

The other scenario that keeps coming unbidden to my mind is inviting one of the girls into my bedroom to watch me and her father have sex. She could be naked if she wanted to (she always is in my imagination), and she’d be allowed to watch me suck her father’s cock and lick his balls. I’d let her up on the bed with us so she could get as close a view as she wanted of her dad’s penis sliding into Mom’s vagina. She’d be masturbating unabashedly while she watched me get fucked and get my tits sucked. She’d be captivated by the sight of Daddy’s cum dribbling out of Mommy’s cunt, and even more amazed as she watched her father lick my pussy clean. She’d tell her sister all about it, and she would beg me to let her watch the next night. I’d be on top for that performance and my darling girl would have a front row seat to see her parents fuck like sweaty animals. Maybe I’d even let her see Daddy fuck my asshole while she fingered herself wildly. Of course, after that, we’d always leave our bedroom door open and they’d both come and watch whenever they wanted.

I don’t think either of those two things will ever really happen, but I have a strong feeling that my fantasies along these lines will only get more detailed and varied when they’re teens – especially when they start bringing hot, young guys home. I hope that answers at least some of your questions about where I’m at when it comes to my kids. And now that I’m all hot and bothered, I have to go meet the school bus…

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Stud Service

When I got home from work the last thing I expected to see when I walked into my bedroom was my wife’s naked sister waiting for me with open legs. She just smiled while I stood there like a deer in the headlights. Even though I was stunned beyond words, it didn’t stop my cock from getting hard in a matter of seconds. She explained that she’d been trying to get pregnant for the past year, but that her husband couldn’t deliver. When she told my wife about her difficulties conceiving, her generous sister apparently offered my services. My sister-in-law caressed her gorgeous tits and ran her fingers through her neatly trimmed pussy hair as she explained all this to me. Since I had gotten my wife pregnant three times, she promised her sister that I could put a baby in her without much trouble. I wasn’t sure if I should believe her without talking to my wife first to make sure she had really given her permission for this, but I’d fantasized about fucking my wife’s sister since we first started dating. When my sister-in-law spread her pussy lips and showed me how wet she was, I knew I couldn’t resist. Ten minutes later I was pumping her cunt full of the most potent load of sperm I could give her. As she held my cum inside her pussy, hoping it would fertilize her, she warned me that it might not take on the first try and that she’d be back to visit every few days until we got results. I was more than willing to try as many times as it would take to make my wife an aunt.

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Naughty Mommies

Time for another round-up of some of my favorite porn videos. I decided to go with a theme this time and collected a few of my “go to” clips that feature deliberately naughty mommies doing some deliciously inappropriate things with their daughters and sons. Enjoy…

I like my porn to have at least a little bit of set-up. This is important for me when it cums to incest porn. I need to see what the relationship is and get some context around what I’m about to see. When it’s done well and I can buy into it, I cum all the harder. This is a video that does a decent job of setting up an almost believable situation and does it quickly. I love how mom invites her daughter to give dad a try, and that he has no idea what’s going on. What really gets me off about this one is near the end when the daughter is masturbating on the floor next to their bed. I fantasized about doing this countless times when I was a teenager, but was never bold enough to sneak into my parents’ bedroom while they were fucking and try it.
http://www.xvideos.com/video7820621/daughter_watches_mom_fucking_dad_and_joins

This is another “daughter spying on mommy and daddy” video. The action between mom and dad is pretty hot, but the daughter doesn’t get involved at all. Overall, this is a relatively tame incest video, but there’s one part toward the end that drives me absolutely wild. I don’t want to give it away, but the sequence starts at about the 13:45 mark. I’d recommend watching the whole thing to get the full effect instead of jumping ahead, but pay close attention when you get to this part and know that if I was watching it next to you I’d have half my hand buried in my pussy and I’d be cumming like a wildcat.
http://pornet.xxx/the-parents-fuck-while-the-daughter-watches/

This exquisitely nasty woman has several mommy-themed videos out there and I love them all. I’ve seen her referred to as Natasha, but I’m not sure if that’s actually her name. In this particular video she’s playing a mother who calls her son and begs him to come home and fuck her. It’s done in POV style with a steady stream of wonderful dirty talk. Good dirty talk turns me on like nothing else, but the younger girls never seem to be able to do it well. The mature ladies, however, can often pull it off with a true raunchy flair. I love how horny this mommy is for her son’s cock and how she loses her mind and throws caution to the wind toward the end.
http://xhamster.com/movies/3476339/dirty_talking_mom.html

Here’s another dirty talkin’ mama that ranks high on my list. CrazyWife does a lot of mother/son role play videos, but this is by far my favorite. I’m generally not into JOI videos (for obvious reasons), but this one has something special. If you like the word “cunt” as much as I do, this is going to instantly become your favorite video as well. This horny mommy throws around the C-bomb like it’s going out of style and it only seems to get hotter every time she says it! The CrazyWife couple does a pretty good job of policing pirated copies of their videos – I don’t know how long this one might be around, so enjoy it while you can. (The other JOI mother who’s at the top of the game, IMHO, is Mommy Elke. You might want to check her out, too, if you haven’t already). The only drawback to this video is that the audio is out of sync (at least it is for me), but it doesn’t dampen my enjoyment of it at all.
http://motherless.com/1453BF8

Happy wanking everybody!

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