Naked Moms, Sisters and Daughters

Jenny McCarthy
click to see one of her Playboy vids

I watched a couple of TV shows over the past week that got me thinking about the implications of celebrities (and pseudo-celebrities) getting naked in front of the camera. It started with the recent episode of “The Bachelor.” One of the contestants, Jade, posed for naked pictures in Playboy and revealed this fact to Bachelor Chris for the first time. And if that wasn’t entertaining enough, she then pulled out a laptop and showed him the pictures and video, much to his discomfort. When he was talking to her father a few minutes earlier, Chris was saying how he liked Jade because she was raised in a small town and he wanted someone with wholesome small town values. So much for that plan! Chris is looking for the woman to have a family with and I’m sure doesn’t want his kids to one day be able to see Mommy’s pussy lips hanging out in Playboy.

I then watched a couple episodes of “Donnie Loves Jenny” – hey, give me a break, I was snowed in! I always liked Jenny McCarthy. She was not only funny, but I loved how downright raunchy she would sometimes get when being interviewed by Howard Stern. I soured on her when she started with the whole anti-vacc thing, but I was still curious enough to check out her show. It’s pretty stoopid overall, but it did get me thinking about her son, who is somewhere around middle school age, I think. How lucky is he that he can Google his mom and see her naked whenever he wants? My mind instantly goes to a scenario where Jenny walks in on her son one day and finds him masturbating to her Playboy video. He’s mortified until he hears his mom say, “Why jerk off to that when you have the real thing right here.” She drops her robe and poses for him naked while he finishes, spraying a big load all over Mommy’s tits, face and twat.

Jenny’s dad is also featured in the show and I’m 1000% certain that he’s seen all her pictures and jerks off to them daily. I was thinking the same thing about the Bachelor girl’s father and brother. There’s no way any dad is passing up the chance to beat off to his sexy daughter when she’s naked for the world to see. It makes me wonder what it’s like to know that all the males in your family have not only seen you naked, but have also made themselves cum while looking at your tits, pussy and ass. I have the sneaking suspicion that it’s a huge turn on.

Maggie Gyllenhaal
click for nude scenes from Secretary

I remember having similar thoughts back when I saw the movie “Secretary” with Maggie Gyllenhaal. All I could picture was her brother Jake sitting naked in front of his big-screen TV with his cock in his hand watching his sister got naked and played kinky games onscreen. God, I’d pay good money to see that! I know that it would make me crazy hot to know for certain that my brother had seen me naked like that. I’d be tempted to tease him about jerking off to me and see what his reaction might be. Probably denial and embarrassment, but underneath it I’d be able to detect that guilty look in his eye and know that he was lusting for me.

Kim Kardashian
click to see her sex tape

Then, of course, you have all the celebrity sex tapes. Not only will Kim Kardashian’s daughter North have to deal with some damn hot pics of Mommy oiled up and naked, but she’ll also have the option to check out her mother’s asshole as she gets drilled doggy style by a big black cock. I know that if I could watch my mom sucking cock whenever I wanted to I’d be rubbing myself raw every night. I suspect most boys have some level of sexual desire for their mother, but if she ever has a boy how will not want to put his cock into Mommy’s sweet cunt after seeing something like that?

And this is just the mostly R-rated celebrity nakedness! I’m not even talking about the million or so porn “stars” out there. I can only imagine what it’s like for all those dads, brothers, sons, uncles and grandfathers to see their little darlings getting fucked, sucking balls, taking it in the asshole, taking on two cocks at once, eating pussy and taking load after load of cum in the face. I can’t help but wonder if that’s ever a factor in a girl’s decision to do porn – they want daddy to see her cunt getting fucked. I know it would be part of the thrill for me. I also wonder how tempted I would be if I had a son to leave naked pictures of myself someplace where he could find them if he did a minimal amount of snooping. Shit, that would be hot knowing my boy was whacking off to my tits and pussy and wanting more. I wish I would have thought of this when I was a teenager and maybe could have tried creating incriminating photos for my brother and father to find. Just one more missed opportunity to add to my pile of sexual regrets from my past.

Have you ever seen naked pictures of your mother, sister or daughter? How did you find those pictures, and did you jerk off to them?

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15 thoughts on “Naked Moms, Sisters and Daughters

  1. It would not be a shocker in the slightest if Kimmy K was SHOWING her daughter the pics and vids as she got older.

    “This is your mommy when she was younger. Wasn’t I gorgeous?”

    bleck.

  2. Well my sister left the eastcoast to live the life as a hippy. I seen her in the buff with her muff and one time watched her riding her BF hard and fast. Then as a kid I still remember the days walking in on my mother in front of the mirror with robe wide open and big rack barely covered and her pussy covered by her panties and her not saying a word as I stand and admire her. Considering she boat me girly magazines for years did she enjoy me looking at her.? Did her pussy get wet? I will never know. But I can see Jennie McCarthy giving into her boy as long as no one would know. I think she has very little inhibitions. Lucky bastard!

  3. Hi Rachael,

    As to the question in your closing sentence. My mum and stepdad went out one evening leaving his pc logged in, naturally i seized the opportunity and settled down for some snooping. I was amazed when i found file after file filled with pix of one or both of them both dressed and naked and doing all sorts of sexy stuff. Needless to say I spent the entire evening gettting off on their pix. in fact by the time I’d cum for the 4th or 5th time i just had to take a break, but not until I’d downloaded all of them to my thumb drive. Now i can check them out at my leisure and often do when wanting something to masturbate to. Don’t you just love horny parents.

  4. When I was much younger around 14-15, I babysat my nieces for my sister while her and her then-husband went out for the evening. After putting the rugrats to bed, I got fairly bored and went snooping in their parents’ room. I didn’t expect to find much, but inside a drawer under some surprising lingerie was pictures of my oldest sister in ways I never really thought I’d see her. Some of the polaroids were simple nude shots or her posing for the camera, but others showed her getting drilled from behind, fucked on her back, and of course, taking a cock down her throat. I checked the time to see if I could indulge before taking the pictures into the bathroom and stroking myself to orgasm. I considered taking a couple, but thought that be chancing my luck.

  5. One of my former students posed fully nude in Playboy…in one of those college editions. I had to put my hand over the picture of her totally nude body in order to focus on her face. When she came back to school to visit, it was tough not to think about her being naked.

    And my roommates gf from college also posed for Playboy. I used to drop her off at her sorority house in the morning…she was doing the walk of shame, but it wasn’t my fault! I was just the morning ride home.

  6. You’ve really got to wonder about the children of notorious swingers.

    Deauxma, Brandi Love, Janet Mason, Rita Daniels, Sally D’Angelo etc. all have children who must be aware of their swinging lifestyle. I can’t imagine one of their male children hasn’t at least inadvertently seen one of their mothers’ in oohing but stilettos and whore makeup.

    Some of them must have at least thought about fucking mommy.

    I met a girl once who claimed to have seen a mother son pairing at a sex club. Really wish I could have seen that.

  7. I come from a normal middle class family. But have three older sisters that totally
    rebelled against my Mothers 3rd and 4th husbands…..
    My sisters fled the house and authority as soon as they hit 18.

    They found out the world and a big city is not a nice place.
    Resulting in horrible to borderline tragic relationships one after the next.

    My oldest sister became a prostitute & my middle sister became a stripper
    just to survive. They always came running back home temporarily for a month or
    two to regroup and for cash loans from mom before trying again.

    While they were around they never noticed or gave a damn about there little
    teen brother seeing them naked. Out sun bathing in the back yard, walking to
    and from the bathroom with just their wet hair wrapped in a towel. Mundane
    things like standing at the kitchen microwave nuking coffee in nothing more
    then a G-string…

    When I was about 14. The younger of my three sisters got married to an older religious
    & jealous man. So she packed up all her old private stuff and keep sakes to be safely
    stored/dumped at are house.

    Being nosey I went through everything. Two dozen boxes, with everything from
    her graduation cap. To trashy lover letters to ex-boyfriends, to a dozen pairs of her
    panty’s both clean and ‘used’ to a shoe box with nearly a hundred Polaroids from
    different periods of her sex life.

    Most naked, some naughty, some nice, about fifteen or so down right nasty.

    I’m about to turn forty. And memories of the Lady’s in my family just exploring their
    sexual power still keeps me harder then every other lover they ever had combined.
    I know I wasn’t their intended target. Just the ignored little twerp brother that wouldn’t
    leave them alone.

    But i sometimes wonder if time could be reversed. If they had known back then that
    the one person they spent smacking in the back of the head so often is also the one
    person that has Loved & lusted after them all their days.

    Would they have done things different?

  8. @Joe: That is too awesome! I’m an instant fan. My favorite so far: http://www.officebaroque.com/artists/11/leigh-ledare/work/18 The title alone, “Mom Spread with Red Heels” was almost enough to make me cum. Thanks for the recommendation! I’ll definitely be doing some more research on this artist.

    Funny thing is that for the past few days I’ve had a storyline bouncing around in my head about a college art student who has a big photography project due the next day and his model cancels on him. His mom offers to step in, but her son doesn’t think that’s a good idea since the topic of the project is nude photography. After some soul searching, mom decides to put aside her embarrassment and prudish ways in order to keep her son from failing the class and losing his scholarship. Mom ends up enjoying the photo shoot more than she would have expected, but is mortified when her son happily announces that not only did he get an A on the project, but that the pictures are going to be featured in the upcoming Gallery Night sponsored by the art department. She attends the Gallery Night incognito and overhears some of the college studs saying lewd things about her photos, including a few rather explicit things they’d like to do to the model. Instead of being humiliated, she feels empowered (and very turned on). She approaches her son and asks if they can do another photo session. This time she is less shy and the shoot quickly goes from artistic to pornographic. In the heat of the moment, mother and son shed all inhibitions and consummate the forbidden desire they have both denied for so long.

    I can definitely use Leigh Ledare for inspiration if I ever decide to write this one. Thanks!

  9. Not only that (the scenario in the article), but i’ve heard in interviews of actresses who were nervous for the premier because of sex scenes knowing that their dads were there in the theater with them. How freaky would it be to sit there knowing that your dad (or your mom if you’re a male actor) is right there with you and a steamy sex scene is coming up.

    But far beyond that: MANY porn stars who do really hardcore scenes actually have kids. Can you imagine one day their son or daughter, knowing what their moms/dads did, will search for their work and see their e.g. mother be naked, give sloppy blowjobs, get pounded hard, squirting, get fucked in the ass, get double penetrated, and even more (imagine the fetish work they may have done). Porn star Tiffany Mynx actually helped her own SON try to get into porn (he did one obscure, impossible to find porn vid with his mother’s friend).

  10. I was reading about jenny McCarthy and when You got to the spot talking about her walking in on her son I lost it. She is my number 1 on my list, you know which list. I love her in dirty love. You are so AWESOME !

  11. You aren’t the only mother who thinks it would be hot for her son to jerk off to her. I corresponded with an author on Literotica who fantasized about her son jerking off in her panties and even watching her have sex with his father right in front of him. She claimed that what made the idea so hot for her was the idea of it all being so casual that it would be no big deal for any of them to see the other being sexual. She said that she wanted her son to know that she knew that he was watching her and jerking off to her, but that it would be completely unspoken between them.

    The thing is, she didn’t actually want to fuck her son, she just wanted him to see her being a total slut. I think she wanted him to see her that way and not be disgusted by it, as though she somehow needed his approval of her sluttiness in order to reconfirm that he would always love her no matter what. She grew up in an extremely religious home and has completely cut off all contact with her mother and older sister because of how they treated her. She was much closer to her father, who by her own admission was physically affectionate to the point of inappropriateness, but she didn’t begrudge him this considering how her mother treated him. She never actually had sex with him, but she fantasized about him seeing her get fucked and treated like a dirty slut. To her, it was the idea of being witnessed and wondering what her father thought of her that got her off. So yeah, these kinds of thoughts are definitely not as uncommon as people might think.

  12. A country singer and his daughter Millie come to mind. She doesn’t have any real singing talent or acting and is more butch, but they did a lay out in a well know magazine that left no doubt that there was some family loving going on at that time. I think a story of a mother walking in finding her son and daughter watching a X rated video of the mother and what might happen would be fun. You know how girls of all ages love self pictures. Many take very naughty ones in the bath room or bed room and a son or father walks in and finds the mother or daughter and offers to help take the pictures. But I don’t have to tell you about naughty ideas.

  13. The urge for sex is instinctive and the result of billions of years of evolution, and societal rules and customs are values that are an artificial construction in which humanity always has to fit itself. Your instincts don’t turn themselves off though, just because social conditioning says, “No, you can’t do that.” So when I was 15 and saw my sister’s bare breasts and ass which, for whatever reason, she intentionally put on display for me, yeah… I wanted to touch her. I was aroused, I was hard as stone, and I very much wanted to touch her. I didn’t because, almost always, we were at odds and that never changed. I haven’t seen her since about ’98 or ’99 and haven’t missed her at all. But seeing her nude at that time aroused me considerably. Not because she was my sister really, but just because she was a nude female.

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