Hump Pick

I selected this lovely pic because I was doing this myself just yesterday. I’m sure I didn’t look as sexy humping the corner of the table in my breakfast nook wearing nothing but my plain white undies, but I got a helluva good cum out of the deal. As much as I love fingering my pussy, every now and then I get the urge to grind one out. There’s something about the movement of my hips and the pressure against my clit that adds a different dimension to the orgasms I get using this technique. I also find it often takes a little longer when I’m grinding. Resisting the temptation to just use my fingers to get there as quick as I can adds to the thrill when I finally manage to achieve climax. Other spots around the house I like to grind on are the arm of our sofa (mmm, soft), the corner of my washing machine (cold!), the footboard of my bed (hard wood), and every great once in a while the carpet on the living room floor (outright nasty).

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Storytime

I’d like to draw your attention to two new additions to our lusty library. The first is Mommy’s Toy by the indomitable Jetboy. His latest tale of debauchery invites us into the erotic world of a submissive daughter and her lovingly dominant mother. I love being aroused by the subtle touch Jetboy mindfully applies to his lurid themes, and this erotic exploration is no exception. I’ve promised myself that once I’ve finished all the projects I currently have in the works that I’m going to try my hand at a mother/daughter story. I will unreservedly admit that this is an intimidating prospect for me given the masterful collection of works on this pairing that Jetboy has generously shared with us. I will attempt it nonetheless, and would consider it a success if I can bring something half as enticing as he does to the table.

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The other new story is by a relative newcummer, and I’m very excited to be able to present her debut work of erotica here at my humble little blog. Claire’s Sugar-Dust Melts is a lyrical, stream-of-consciousness style sketch illustrating an achingly beautiful moment of illicit love in a young teen’s sensual experience. Over the past months, I’ve been exchanging messages with Claire, the intriguing young woman behind my Sharing Secrets post, and I’ve been consistently impressed by her willingness to confront and embrace her socially “unacceptable” fantasies. I’ve been lucky enough to get a small glimpse into the exhilarating journey that led her to not only write this arousing piece, but to then take the forbidding next step and expose herself to us as honestly as she has. I assured her that this is a safe place to go out on such a narrow limb, so don’t disappoint me! I hope you find her unique prose as physically stimulating and emotionally affecting as I do.

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Cheat Code

Funny how certain questions seem to come in waves. This week I’ve gotten at least five different people asking me if I’d cheat on my husband. Those of you who’ve followed me closely know that the answer is no. I am still very much in love with my man and don’t see a future where I’m not. If, by some unforeseen circumstance, I did fall for another guy, I would leave my marriage before I cheated.

One of the messages I got alluded to whether or not I considered exchanging x-rated messages with strange men online a form of cheating. If I did, I wouldn’t do it – ipso fatso, I don’t consider my online activities to be cheating. I’m not certain that my dear husband would feel the same. I do think he’d be upset if he discovered that I’m secretly corresponding with a host of horny men who tell me about their cocks, masturbation habits, and sexual activities in detail. (Although, I doubt he’d be upset over all the women who tell me about their pussies, masturbation habits, and kinky sexual activities.) It would lead to some uncomfortable conversations, but I don’t believe it would put our marriage in jeopardy. I supposed I’d be jealous if I found out he was doing what I’m doing with other women, but I feel like I’d be able to understand and accept it as long as it only went so far.

I do believe that it’s possible to have an emotional affair online, and that this could rise to the level of cheating. I always try to keep my interactions with my readers at a level where we can share very private and intimate things with each other, but where the personal connection doesn’t go beyond the casual friend zone. I’ve heard from some of my porn-pals that they are “in love” with me, but I know this is more a matter of them being in love with the idea of me. DirtyMindedMom is all me, but I’m not all DirtyMindedMom (if that makes any sense). In other words, DMM is just a part of who I am – a distillation of the most perverted and depraved aspects of my psyche – and not the true whole.

The odd thing is, as horny as I am these days I don’t look at other men with any sort of real lust. I will occasionally notice a handsome guy, or a gentleman with a nice body, but I never make that mental leap and think, “Boy, I’d like to swallow his cock!” or “Come bend me over and fuck me silly, hot stuff!” I know a dirty mind like mine should go there almost by instinct, but for some reason it never does. To make things somewhat stranger, I do think (and sometimes say) those sorts of things when I’m watching porn. “I want that cock in my cunt,” and “Shoot your cum all over me,” are a couple things I’ve blurted out loud as I’m about to orgasm while watching a hot stud fucking like crazy.

Now, if I wasn’t married, I’m almost certain I’d be a huge slut. I wouldn’t have even considered saying this a year ago, but since I started writing porn my attitudes about sex have undergone some seismic shifts. Yes, I still believe that there is a very real place for sex as a sacred bond between a man and a woman that signifies their deep commitment to one another. But now I see that sex can also be a recreational expression signifying nothing more than a desire to give and receive pleasure. If I were single (and I’m not saying this just to be a cock tease), I would very likely be fuck buddies with any of my unmarried readers who were willing to come meet me in a hotel by where I live. I’d also happily accept all of the several invitations I’ve gotten from couples to join them for some fun. And I’d most definitely have to try sex with another woman to see what that’s all about. It’s probably a good thing that I’m married or I’d be a real mess!

So, bottom line, I’m not a cheater – never have been, never will be. Even if hubby wanted to get into swinging and gave me permission to play with other men, that doesn’t appeal to me at all. For the kind of relationship we have, something like that would spell the beginning of the end for us. I wouldn’t trade my marriage for sex. I know there are many couples out there who are able to share their partners with others and their relationship thrives as a result, but I’m not wired like that. My husband has his faults, but he is a good partner, a caring lover, a dependable provider, and a loving father to our children. Plus, he’s got a beautiful cock. With all that in my bed next to me every night, why would I ever want another man?

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Mom’s Selfie

“Cindy, I need your help.”
   “Sure, Mom, what’s up?”
“This is embarrassing, but I want to send a sext to your father and don’t know how.”
   “Um…are you being serious right now?”
“It’s an early anniversary present. I want to send him a picture at work.”
   “A naked picture?”
“Of course. It wouldn’t be a sext otherwise, would it? Can you show me how?”
   “Eww, I don’t want to see a picture of my mom naked!”
“Oh, don’t act like that. I’ve seen the stuff you and your friends send each other.”
   “Mom! You’ve been spying on my phone?”
“Where do you think I got this idea? I saw all your naked selfies and wanted to try.”
   “That is totally not cool, Mom.”
“You have a hot little body, sweetheart. I don’t blame you for wanting to show it off.”
   “Does that mean you’re not mad about it?”
“Not at all. Okay, this is the picture I want to send to your father.”
   “Holy crap, Mom! You’re showing everything!”
“Not everything. You can’t see my asshole in this one. Should I take one where you can?”
   “No! This one is good. Real good, actually. Dad’s going to love this.”
“You really think so?”
   “Your boobs look fantastic, Mom. And everything else is…super sexy.”
“I don’t usually shave my pussy completely, but I liked how yours looks all clean like that.”
   “I can’t believe we’re talking about this.”
“C’mon, you’re a big girl now. No need to pretend we don’t both love sex as much as we do.”
   “Dad’s going to pop a huge boner when he gets this.”
“I hope so. I wanted to send him a video clip, but I couldn’t figure out how to do it.”
   “A video of what?”
“Oh, just me pinching my nipples or maybe playing with my pussy a little.”
   “God, Mom, I never knew you could be this horny.”
“I have an idea. Maybe you can take the video for me?”
   “You want me, your daughter, to video you playing with yourself?”
“Sure, it’ll be fun! We can send Daddy a nice close up of me fingering my pussy for him.”
   “You’re not even kidding, are you?”
“I’ll spread my lips, rub my clit a little, then slip a couple fingers inside.”
   “Shit, Mom, that does sound hot. Yeah, I guess I can help you out with that.”
“Let’s do it right here in the kitchen!”
   “And there go your pants. But won’t Dad know someone else was holding the camera?”
“I’ll just tell him it was you. That’ll make him cum all the harder when he watches it.”
   “Damn, Mom, your pussy looks even better now than in the picture.”
“Thanks, sweetheart. Now make sure you get in close right up between my legs.”
   “Look how friggin’ wet you are. And your clit is crazy hard right now.”
“Don’t be upset if I end up cumming while you’re down there filming.”
   “I’m cool with that. Now just spread your lips a little wider. That’s it.”
“After we’re done with me, I could take a video of you…if you want.”
   “Sure, Mom, as long as you don’t mind if I end up cumming, too.”
“Mmm, like mother like daughter…”

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Naked Moms, Sisters and Daughters

Jenny McCarthy
click to see one of her Playboy vids

I watched a couple of TV shows over the past week that got me thinking about the implications of celebrities (and pseudo-celebrities) getting naked in front of the camera. It started with the recent episode of “The Bachelor.” One of the contestants, Jade, posed for naked pictures in Playboy and revealed this fact to Bachelor Chris for the first time. And if that wasn’t entertaining enough, she then pulled out a laptop and showed him the pictures and video, much to his discomfort. When he was talking to her father a few minutes earlier, Chris was saying how he liked Jade because she was raised in a small town and he wanted someone with wholesome small town values. So much for that plan! Chris is looking for the woman to have a family with and I’m sure doesn’t want his kids to one day be able to see Mommy’s pussy lips hanging out in Playboy.

I then watched a couple episodes of “Donnie Loves Jenny” – hey, give me a break, I was snowed in! I always liked Jenny McCarthy. She was not only funny, but I loved how downright raunchy she would sometimes get when being interviewed by Howard Stern. I soured on her when she started with the whole anti-vacc thing, but I was still curious enough to check out her show. It’s pretty stoopid overall, but it did get me thinking about her son, who is somewhere around middle school age, I think. How lucky is he that he can Google his mom and see her naked whenever he wants? My mind instantly goes to a scenario where Jenny walks in on her son one day and finds him masturbating to her Playboy video. He’s mortified until he hears his mom say, “Why jerk off to that when you have the real thing right here.” She drops her robe and poses for him naked while he finishes, spraying a big load all over Mommy’s tits, face and twat.

Jenny’s dad is also featured in the show and I’m 1000% certain that he’s seen all her pictures and jerks off to them daily. I was thinking the same thing about the Bachelor girl’s father and brother. There’s no way any dad is passing up the chance to beat off to his sexy daughter when she’s naked for the world to see. It makes me wonder what it’s like to know that all the males in your family have not only seen you naked, but have also made themselves cum while looking at your tits, pussy and ass. I have the sneaking suspicion that it’s a huge turn on.

Maggie Gyllenhaal
click for nude scenes from Secretary

I remember having similar thoughts back when I saw the movie “Secretary” with Maggie Gyllenhaal. All I could picture was her brother Jake sitting naked in front of his big-screen TV with his cock in his hand watching his sister got naked and played kinky games onscreen. God, I’d pay good money to see that! I know that it would make me crazy hot to know for certain that my brother had seen me naked like that. I’d be tempted to tease him about jerking off to me and see what his reaction might be. Probably denial and embarrassment, but underneath it I’d be able to detect that guilty look in his eye and know that he was lusting for me.

Kim Kardashian
click to see her sex tape

Then, of course, you have all the celebrity sex tapes. Not only will Kim Kardashian’s daughter North have to deal with some damn hot pics of Mommy oiled up and naked, but she’ll also have the option to check out her mother’s asshole as she gets drilled doggy style by a big black cock. I know that if I could watch my mom sucking cock whenever I wanted to I’d be rubbing myself raw every night. I suspect most boys have some level of sexual desire for their mother, but if she ever has a boy how will not want to put his cock into Mommy’s sweet cunt after seeing something like that?

And this is just the mostly R-rated celebrity nakedness! I’m not even talking about the million or so porn “stars” out there. I can only imagine what it’s like for all those dads, brothers, sons, uncles and grandfathers to see their little darlings getting fucked, sucking balls, taking it in the asshole, taking on two cocks at once, eating pussy and taking load after load of cum in the face. I can’t help but wonder if that’s ever a factor in a girl’s decision to do porn – they want daddy to see her cunt getting fucked. I know it would be part of the thrill for me. I also wonder how tempted I would be if I had a son to leave naked pictures of myself someplace where he could find them if he did a minimal amount of snooping. Shit, that would be hot knowing my boy was whacking off to my tits and pussy and wanting more. I wish I would have thought of this when I was a teenager and maybe could have tried creating incriminating photos for my brother and father to find. Just one more missed opportunity to add to my pile of sexual regrets from my past.

Have you ever seen naked pictures of your mother, sister or daughter? How did you find those pictures, and did you jerk off to them?

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