Not So Silent Night

I’ve gotten a few questions over the past couple weeks about what kinds of sex noises I make in the sack. I’d never really thought much about this before, so I decided to pay attention and get a better idea of what I sound like while fucking. Once again, at the risk of disappointing everyone, I’m pretty boring in this area. I guess I’d label myself a mild moaner. Before the kids came along I was probably more on the enthusiastic moaner end of the spectrum, but now I worry too much about waking them up. I noticed that I make small sounds when hubby is doing something I like and want more of, but I don’t really hit my moaning stride until I’m on the verge of orgasm. I also have a tendency to laugh after I’ve had a good cum with my husband (but I don’t do this when I’m alone and make myself cum). Weird. I’ve never been a screamer, even in situations where I could let loose and make all the noise I wanted.

I don’t say a lot during sex, though I will mutter the occasional few words. Usually innocuous little things like “that feels good,” or “yeah, right there.” I’ll sometimes make requests for him to suck my tits, or put another finger in me. Sexy, maybe, but nothing especially dirty. The odd thing about me is that I will sometimes talk dirty while I’m masturbating. On those occasions where I have the house all to myself, I’ll talk out loud and say all sorts of filthy things. This really takes my orgasms to another level.

Most often, I’m talking to the person I’m fantasizing about. My two most common scenarios are that someone is watching me masturbate, or that I’m watching someone else having sex and telling them what to do. My two favorite words to say out loud when I’m playing like this are cunt and masturbate. I also like saying fuck, cock, and asshole. So, for example, I might be fantasizing that my father has walked in and caught me diddling myself and say something like: “You like this, Daddy? You like watching your daughter masturbate her cunt? Watch me fuck myself, Daddy! Masturbate your big hard cock for me while you watch, Daddy! Masturbate with me! Look at my cunt, Daddy! I’m masturbating my dirty cunt for you!” I can also get very repetitive sometimes, saying things like “Look at my cunt, look at my cunt, look at my cunt” over and over again. I’ll also frequently do this with the line, “I love masturbating my cunt!”

Yeah, embarrassing, I know. For some reason I didn’t start talking dirty to myself until after I was married, and it was only an every once in a while thing. Now that both my girls are in school in the morning, I’ve been doing it a bit more often over the past few months. It’s very liberating, and I have actually let loose with a scream or two while climaxing. I don’t know why saying these things out loud makes my orgasms more intense than when I’m just thinking them, but I’m glad it does. I’d probably curl up and die if anyone ever overheard me doing this, but I don’t think I’ll be stopping any time soon.

Do you have any unique aural or audio kinks? What word do you most like to say or hear when having sex? Ever been with someone that made so much noise that it was annoying? The dolphin sounds girls make in Japanese porn always makes me laugh, is that a turn on for anyone?

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8 thoughts on “Not So Silent Night

  1. The Japanese girl sounds? No…it’s annoying honestly…like a squeak toy. lol. I don’t know about other guys but I do love when women sort of announce their orgasms are coming (no pun intended). It inspires me. I think I announce mine although I don’t realize I’m doing it…in my own way I think I’m talking to myself like you do!

  2. A bite of Japanese sounds could be a bit of turn on, but they exceed that “bite”…, and it turns into “too much”…

    On the other hand, I love to hear my partner’s sounds, low, high, screams, nosenses sentences/words, plain words,… for me it is a major turn on…, then again, when role playing sounds are a must!!! And in alone time, then definitely is when I can express my self freely, no low sounds required because of kids/neighboors or wathever…

    New year kisses and great orgasms!!!

  3. I recall this one hilarious four-girl porno clip where the women seem to be in some kind of contest to see who can make the loudest, most intense cries. Imagine an opera with four sopranos on stage simultaneously, battling it out for vocal supremacy… only all naked and engaged in heated lesbian sex. A truly perverse erotic oddity.

  4. I,ll wach anytime, and as for the sounds. I grunt like a old baer. love ya, come agin as we say.

  5. I have a decided fetish about the word “sperm.” I love to tell my lady, just before I cum, here’s your sperm. And if she happens to say something like give me your sperm, well I go into high gear. I know, weird….In her case, she says very little, sort of like you, do this; right there; that sort of thing. Hey, it is all fun to talk about. Thoroughly enjoy your web site!

  6. Slut mom: I tend to like a girl to get really dirty if she doesn’t seem that way normally. It just adds to the intensity of the sex. As for noises, generally, it destroys my concentration. I’ve lost a few hard-ons to music and house sounds. Oh, well.

  7. I love hearing the words beat off or beating off. For some reason it drives me crazy. When I hear it I have to act on it. Especially if a woman says it to me. Orders, instructions or being caught it turns me on so much.

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