Cherry Blossoms

I just posted My Vacation with Cherry, which is a juicy Sapphic tale of endearing love and raunchy lust between a mother and daughter written by our resident Pervert Laureate JetBoy.  As I’ve mentioned before, my mother played a relatively hands-off role in my fantasies as a teen.  She would sometimes be watching as my father guided me into womanhood, or she was directing my brother (with her or with me) in an effort to guide him into manhood.  That being said, if my mom was more like Cherry’s mother and took the initiative with me, I’m sure I would have willingly gone along with whatever she wanted.  It would have been so hot if she taught me how to masturbate by example – letting me watch her do it and then trying it myself.  I could envision myself asking: “What does it feel like when a boy licks you down there?”  And her responding: “Spread your legs, dear, and let me show you.”  Ho boy, I think I’m going to have to use that scene tonight with myself after my husband goes to sleep!

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In an unrelated story, I’ve created a Dropbox account and uploaded all my stories to it in PDF format.  I mainly did it for a reader who has found himself in a country that blocks access to porn sites, including my blog.  I hate to let repressive assholes win, so I wanted to provide a way around their medieval attempts to deny adults the right to choose what they want to view, read, or jack off to.  I also thought it would be useful for folks who want an easy way to download my stories without having to copy and paste them (in case there’s anyone out there doing that sort of thing).  If you’re interested you can go to this easy to remember address:

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/56hb3nek5yk0p77/AACc9GXCWQaTYXq887LHDFPoa?dl=0

I also put a link to my Dropbox on the Links page (tricky, I know). You might get a pop-up box asking you to sign up for your own Dropbox account, but you can just close that window and get to the stories without having to make an account.

By the way, this little exercise almost got me busted in the worst way!  It was Saturday night, my husband had a few buddies over and they were hanging out around the table in our dining room.  After I got the girls in bed, I was upstairs in my room working on converting and uploading my stories.  The way I was making the files was to print the stories from Word in PDF format.  Well, when I was doing this with Cam Slut Mom 1, I forgot to change the printer from the default to PDF.  As soon as I hit print, I realized what I had done and just about had a heart attack.  You see, our wireless printer (which is the default) is located on a desk in the DINING ROOM!

I suddenly pictured the printer kicking on and churning out the first page of the story (complete with an image of a hairy cunt being spread open), and one of my husband’s friends reaching over and plucking the page off the printer just to be helpful, then seeing what it was.  “Gee, Dave, why is your wife printing out pornographic incest stories by someone named Dirty Minded Mom?”  I was down the stairs in a flash, my heart beating a mile a minute, and my head desperately trying to come up with an excuse.  Luckily I arrived just as the first page was coming out and was able to intercept it before anyone was the wiser.  I turned off the printer, made a few casual remarks  to the boys, and managed to escape with the incriminating evidence before my life suffered a humiliating turn in a very scary direction.  It only took a day or so for my pulse to return to normal!

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6 thoughts on “Cherry Blossoms

  1. Hahahaha

    Super critical moment…, now, after the stress, I am sure some excitement is arising when thinking… “what could happened?” ;)

    Kisses and more orgasms,
    Oscar

  2. “I also thought it would be useful for folks who want an easy way to download my stories without having to copy and paste them (in case there’s anyone out there doing that sort of thing).” You ARE kidding I hope, I have a folder just for your stuff, and cut and paste the stories as soon as I see them come out, just in case something happens to them!

  3. Your ‘almost caught’ story is pure gold … I laughed so hard I nearly fell off the chair!

  4. Whew, that sounds like a close one! Just to be extra careful, though, you might want to make sure that your printer doesn’t keep its own job log, especially if it has an LED display right on the machine. If for some reason someone in the house wanted to go through and reprint something directly from the machine, they’d be able to see a list of file names for the past several print jobs, which is not good. The same thing can happen if someone uses your computer to pull up a document and scrolls over your ‘Recent Documents’ under the File tab. Always remember: when secretly writing incest porn, safety first!

  5. @SWIM21: I know about covering my tracks with MS Word, but I didn’t think about a possible trail on the printer itself (since I never print my porn). I’ll take a look and make sure there’s no incriminating evidence there. Thanks!

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