FAQ


Are any of the pics on the site of you?
Will you send me a pic of you?
Can I send you a pic?
Can we chat, kik, IM, yahoo, or whatever?
Does your husband know about your fantasies or that you’re writing incest porn?
Do you fantasize that your husband is your father/brother/son when having sex?
Have you ever had an incest experience?
Would you fuck your brother now if he made a move?
How old are your kids?
Have you ever cheated on your husband?
Are you a moaner or a screamer?
Do you shave your pussy?
Do you take it in the ass?
Can you write a story for me?
Can you look at a story I wrote?
Where do you get your pics for the blog?
I haven’t heard from you in a while, are you mad at me?
What can I do to piss you off?

 

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Are any of the pics on the site of you?
Nope.  None of the images on the site are of me.

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Will you send me a pic of you?
No.  My life is too good to risk it by sending people naked photos of myself.  Even if I get a hundred promises to keep them private, I simply can’t do it.  I’d like to, but for me to be willing to “expose” myself in that way I also have to be prepared for the consequences of what would happen if someone recognized me and made the connection to the real me and DirtyMindedMom.  No matter how remote this possibility is, I’m definitely not prepared for the very negative repercussions that would have on my family.  See Photophobia for more details on where I’m at with the whole picture thing.

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Can I send you a pic?
Yes (as long as it’s legal).  If you want to send me a picture of your cock, pussy, ass, tits, or any other body part (including your face, I suppose), I’m more than happy to be on the receiving end of that transaction as long as you understand that I can’t reciprocate in kind.  I’m also amenable to receiving pics or links to things that you like, think are funny, or turn you on.  Just please don’t send me anything that will earn me a place on an NSA watch list!

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Can we chat, kik, IM, yahoo, or whatever?
Sorry, I’m not a chatter.  It’s partly a time issue, and partly a matter of it not being that interesting to me.  I tried it a few times when I first emerged as DMM, but I honestly didn’t get anything out of it.  I much prefer the convenience of e-mail and messages when it comes to communicating with friends and fans.  See Le Chat avec Ma Chatte for details about my feelings regarding online chatting.

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Does your husband know about your family fantasies or that you’re writing incest porn?

He does not (as far as I know).  I’ve always kept my sexual fantasies involving my family a secret from him for fear of freaking him out.  Yes, I know if you were my husband that you’d be thrilled to hear I have detailed fantasies about sucking my brother’s cock or getting fucked from behind by my father while mom watches, but not everyone is as “enlightened” as we are.  Also, I find that keeping this as my very own dark secret adds to the excitement for me.  If it was all out in the open I feel it would lose part of what makes it such a perversely gratifying outlet for me.  I’m quite sure he’d be very upset about me writing the type of porn stories that I do and communicating with so many nasty strangers about intimate topics related to my fantasies and private sex life.  If we want to keep having fun together, this has to stay just between us!

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Do you fantasize that your husband is your father/brother/son when having sex with him?
I don’t.  My mind isn’t quite built that way.  When my husband is fucking me, he’s always him.  I never pretend he’s someone else.  What I will do as far as fantasies go during our sex romps is imagine that someone is watching us.  It’s usually a member of my family, or occasionally a friend or someone I met that day.  They’re usually watching us fuck and masturbating.  They also do a lot of dirty talking while this is going on.  I’ve never had a problem getting off when having sex with my husband, but these fantasies often take my orgasm to the next level.

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Have you ever had an incest experience?
I have not.  Things were very tame in my house and could probably fairly be described as repressed.  Perhaps that plays a role in why my fantasies took on such a subversive twist.  I would have liked to have caught my brother jerking off, but never did and was too chicken to attempt to spy on him (or come right out and ask if he’d whip it out and spank it for me).

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Would you fuck your brother now if he made a move?
Wow, tempting.  As much as I’d want to, I’d have to decline.  We are both married with families, and I wouldn’t want to put any of that in jeopardy just for the sake of gratifying my carnal desires (no matter how long suffering they’ve been).  If the day ever comes where we are both divorced, I’d seriously consider finding a way to let him know I’m open to the prospect of being fuck buddies.

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How old are your kids?
I have two daughters who are both in grammar school.  I know I’ve derived my online persona based on the fact that I’m a mom (what was I thinking?), but I’m not especially comfortable giving out too many details about my children in the context of this little pornscape we’ve built together.  That being said, they are a very real and significant part of my life, so I will mention them from time to time when it’s relevant to my sexual life and experiences.  I won’t provide specific details about my girls when asked, so I’d rather you didn’t ask (it worries me when someone is too interested in my kids).  If there’s anything I want you to know about them, I’ll share that on my own terms.  See Dirty Daughters and More Dirty Daughters for more about where I’m at with my girls.

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Have you ever cheated on your husband?
I have not.  At least not yet!  LOL.  I’m very happy in my marriage and have no intention to look elsewhere for sexual or emotional satisfaction.  See Cheat Code for more details about my thoughts on infidelity.

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Are you a moaner or a screamer?
I’ve categorized myself as a mild moaner.  I’m too paranoid about my kids hearing me to let loose as much as I otherwise might.  Maybe when they’re older I won’t be so inhibited and maybe I’ll even make more noise in hopes of them hearing Mommy gettin’ some.  See Not So Silent Night for more details about my sex noises.

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Do you shave your pussy?
I shave my lips and trim the rest.  I have gone bald down there a few times just to mix things up or to surprise my husband, but generally I like to have some hair down there to run my fingers through.  Plus, I think pussy hair just looks so damn sexy.  See Portrait of a Pussy for more details about my cunt.

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Do you take it in the ass?
I do now! I was strongly opposed to it, but the characters I was writing about seemed to enjoy it so much that I decided I should give it a chance and I ended up liking it…a lot! For more details, check out these posts: Becoming a 3-Input Girl and I’m All About That Butt.

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Can you write a story for me?
Probably. I do take commissions to write custom erotic stories. Send me an email to find out more.

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Can you look at a story I wrote?
Sure!  Even though my time is limited, I always want to do what I can to encourage people to write and discover the joys of expressing your inner perv.  I’ve gained so much from my writing experiences that I think everyone should give it a try, even if your intimidated by grammar or don’t think you write so good.  If you can talk, you can write!  Just drop you pants and do it.  If you have a finished story I’d be happy to take a look at it and give you my honest feedback (I’ll do my best to be gentle, but it may be more work than you expected).  Just drop me and e-mail to let me know if you have something you want me to look at.  And, just to be clear, I’m not really looking for something you’ve written for the sole purpose of entertaining me, I’m more interested in working with you on something you’d like to share with a broader audience.

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Where do you get your pics for the blog?
Google images.  Simple as that.  Each time I need a pic, I get an idea of what I’d like to illustrate the story or blog post and put various search terms into Google.  I then scan hundreds, sometimes thousands, of pornographic images until I find something that comes close to my vision.  It can often take me longer to find a good pic than it does to write the post!  It wet work, but someone has to do it.

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I haven’t heard from you in a while, are you mad at me?
No, I’m not mad at you!  The truth is that I get a lot of e-mail (which I love).  I do my best to respond to every message that I can, but I can’t always do it in as timely a fashion as I’d like.  The trick is that the more time I spend answering e-mails means the less time I have to work on my blog or write new stories.  I try to balance these two things as best as I can, but this often means that I can fall days (sometimes weeks or months) behind on my correspondences.  Just know that I check my mail and messages every day, so even though it might take me some time to reply, I read whatever you send right away (if that’s any consolation).  Thanks for being patient with me, and please never interpret my silence as displeasure with you (I’ll let you know if you did something to piss me off!).

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What can I do to piss you off?
Be demanding or rude.  I don’t mind crude, but I can’t stand rude.  As for demanding, I feel like I put a lot of time and effort into the things I do and freely share with you, so it can irk me when I feel as if someone is approaching me with the attitude that they deserve to get more from me than I’m already giving.  It doesn’t happen often, and maybe I’m overly sensitive about this, but I’d like for folks to be happy with what I’m doing rather than telling me what more they want me to do for them. I’m always open to suggestions and ideas, and I like hearing from readers about what they want, but I’m put off when someone comes across as though I owe it to them to do something for them.  I hope that didn’t come off sounding too bitchy.  Oh, and the other way you can piss me off is to make a porn video that includes a sexy cock and then not give me a nice juicy cumshot by the end of it!

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7 Comments

7 thoughts on “FAQ

  1. Hello im a sexy older female who loves the idea of letting a older woman when i was real young still seduce or explore, me like when it started in second grade and ever since have myself found younger girls who have the same eager interest like me then to have a experienced older female seduce them ,oh yea its erotic ,and i want to chat or share hot experiences with any other like minded females who feel the same my personal email is eagerbecky4@gmx.com ,let splay ,til then Luv Becky check my profile out on xhamster first you’ll get off promise xoxoxo

  2. Rachael, I agree with Tony, even your FAQ page had me aroused. I particularliy like your comment regarding your brother: “If the day ever comes where we are both divorced, I’d seriously consider finding a way to let him know I’m open to the prospect of being fuck buddies.”
    That is SO hot Rachael!

  3. I love your stories and comments your commentabout you and girls being nude has that occured yet? if you do i would love to know how it has developed. you are fantastic

  4. You trully are a gifted writer of superb porn. Your web site is well organized and has surprises on every page, keep it up or your readers up. all the best and look fwd to your next submission.

  5. Now that I have read some of your stories, and your FAQ, I’ve developed a greater admiration for you and your dirty, lovely mind!

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