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I have a couple bits of un-fun bizniss to get out of the way, and then a quick insight into my dirty mind.

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I love when you leave comments and I can’t get enough of them! I’ve complained about how clunky and basic the commenting system is on this blogging platform plenty of times, and I’m not going to stop anytime soon. One of the quirks of the system is that if anything is entered in the “website” field when you’re making a comment, then your message gets thrown into the spam bucket (it doesn’t even have to be a web address). I have no idea why, but it means that your comment won’t appear until I comb through the 30 to 50 items that show up in my spam bucket each day in order to rescue the occasional legitimate comment. If you want to your message to appear right away and not risk having it accidentally flushed with the real spam, always leave the “website” field blank!

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There has been a spike in requests for pictures of me. I want to once again make it clear that I don’t share pictures. If this is seems too vague, let me try to be more specific. I won’t share nude photos of myself. I won’t share clothed pics. I won’t share naked images with my face blurred or cut off. I won’t share clothed pictures of me with my face blurred or cut off. I won’t share photos of just my boobs, just my pussy, just my feet, or just any part of my body. I won’t send you pics of my sex toys, my dirty panties, or my used tampons. I won’t share pictures of my daughters, brother, or any family member. I guess what I’m trying to say (without sounding like too big of a bitch), is that I will not share pictures having anything to do with my private life. I totally understand why guys want/need my picture, but it’s just not going to happen. I’m honestly nothing all that special bodywise, and there are millions of willing naked women on the web with much more to offer than me. Part of my problem with the repeated requests is that I’m generally a people pleaser and I hate saying no. It’s uncomfortable for me to have to constantly say no even after I’ve addressed the sharing of pictures in other posts and in my FAQ. I feel like I freely share enough of my self through my stories and posts and don’t deserve the pressure to give more than I already do. Sorry for being such a downer on this topic, but if you want more details about why I’m so protective about sharing pictures, you can take a look at this post from waaaay back in 2014: Photophobia.

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In a recent email, a horny reader commented that he would like to be a fly on the wall when me and my friends get together with some wine. Well, I had to tell him that he would be one bored fly. My “mommy friends” are all very conservative and uptight (at least they are when we get together). It’s all about kids, TV shows, kids, clothes, kids, stupid husbands, and more kid stuff. To be honest, after about twenty minutes I’m ready to blow my brains out. But then my dirty mind takes over. As one of my friend chatters on, I wonder what she looks like naked. Big nipples or tiny points? Are they still firm or saggy fun bags? Hairy or shaved? Gnarly lips of delicate petals? Gaping fuck hole or modest love tunnel? I often wonder about what they look like when they masturbate. What technique do they use? Is she a furniture humper like me? Does she ram herself raw with a big dong while her legs are in the air? Does she quietly vibe herself under the blanket in the dark? Does she squat on a big black dildo in the middle of her living room and fuck it like there’s no tomorrow? After this, I start to bring husbands into the picture. Does she like to take it from behind or ride him reverse cowgirl style? Does she let him cum on her face? Do they tongue each other’s asshole like me and my husband? What would she do if I was sucking her husband’s cock right in front of her? Would she finger fuck herself and watch while I swallowed her man’s load? What if I took on all of their husbands at once? Three at a time filling each of my holes and covering me in hot jizz while those waiting their turn jerked their hard cocks in anticipation. Would my prudish friends gather around to lick my spunk-covered body clean after the men were done with me? Whew, yeah! So, while our get-togethers are extremely dull, I usually end up masturbating like a mad woman as soon as the tea party ends!

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A New Beginning

Hello, 2017! I can’t wait to see what kind of filthy fun we have together this year!

Over the weekend I was doing a little behind-the-scenes maintenance on the blog. This required that I go back and make some adjustments to my very first blog posts. I was immediately struck by the contrast between then and now. The pictures were itty-bitty, and many of my posts weren’t much more than a single paragraph. I’ve come a long way, baby.

I admit that when it comes to writing I have a problem with brevity. But back then it seemed all I wanted to do was say something naughty, then run away and hide as fast as I could. The size of the pics shows how shy I was about posting dirty pictures of woo-woos and pee-pees. I was tempted to just delete most of those old posts out of embarrassment, but decided that they represent a meaningful part of my journey. Without those first faltering steps I wouldn’t be able to dance in the depravity I’m happily wallowing in now with all of you.

I don’t know where this porn writing fetish will take me next, but I look forward to whatever may cum. And in honor of those self-conscious early posts, I’ll leave it at that.

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Back to Basics

I’ve done some soul searching over the past 24 hours and I’ve come to some conclusions. I’ve gotten carried away with the bells and whistles here at the blog and so I’ve decided to dial things back.

One of my (many) personal failings is that I’m one of those pathetic people-pleaser types. I want to make everyone happy. Intellectually I know that’s not possible, but instinctually I’m unable to resist trying. In terms of the blog, I’ve realized that too much of a good thing is spoiling it for a lot of people.

A big part of what prompted me to get to where I am with the blog was when I started hearing from people who said they visited the site every day to see what was new. I worried about how there wasn’t something new there every day for them, and felt guilty that they would be disappointed more days than not. This motivated me to add Captions – something I could have at least one new instance of each day. On top of that I added DMM Fan Fiction, Family Secrets, Dirty Polls, and the Reader Gallery. Each time I added something I was moving away from my core mission to create incest fantasy stories for people to masturbate like crazy to.

Adding the forum was apparently the breaking point for a lot of people. I got a number of angry emails when I changed over to DirtyMindedMinx, but from the comments and emails I’ve gotten since announcing the Forum I’ve alienated a lot more folks. I also know that for every person that makes a comment or sends an email, there are a hundred more who feel the same, but just quietly walk away. My first reaction was to dismiss these concerns. “How can people be upset at me for providing MORE free content!? If they don’t like it, they don’t have to look at it!” The more I thought about it, though, the more I could see their underlying objections.

One commenter described the site as becoming too “commercialized.” Technically, I’d argue that it isn’t, but I think the intention was more about conveying the idea that my blog was transforming from the humble efforts of a horny housewife into something that more resembled a porn-for-pay type of site. I could make some arguments there as well, but I can see the broader point being made and understand what was meant by “commercialized.”

This, however, wasn’t the deciding factor for me. Along the way, I convinced myself that each little addition would only take me an extra ten minutes a day to manage, or perhaps an extra hour each week, which I could easily handle. The problem is that those minutes and hours added up. So much so that my writing really has taken a backseat to administering my growing porn circus. This isn’t good for any of us!

So, here’s my plan. I’m going to roll the blog back to what it was in the beginning. It’ll be posts, my stories, more stories, and (probably) links. My target is to start 2017 fresh in this old skool mode. Over the course of December, I’m going to continue posting any contributions I already have, but I’m not going to accept any new contributions for: Captions, Family Secrets, or the Reader Gallery. I will still take DMM Fan Fic, but in the future these will simply go into the More Stories section. I’m also going to keep posting stories from readers because I still very much want to provide a supportive platform for first time writers, and others, to share their fantasies and erotic visions.

As much fun as they were, I’m going to get rid of the weekly Dirty Polls. Maybe I’ll do one now and again as a post, but we’ll see. I’m going to take the nascent Forum off of the blog, but I’m not going to delete it from existence. I’m going to leave it out there as an independent entity and let it live or die on its own merits. If you want to go there and use it, more power to ya. If you hate the very idea of the forum down to the center of your being, then you can console yourself that it will effectively be gone forever as far as you will be able to tell.

I know a lot of you will be upset with this rejiggering of my blog, which brings us back to the “can’t please all of the people all of the time” problem. The upside is that I will be able to take all the time I’ve been putting into updating the various ancillary features and devote it to writing stories about mothers fucking sons, daughters sucking daddies, and sisters pissing on brothers…or whatever disturbingly kinky thing is turning me on at the moment…

And, nothing is written in stone. If we find that life has been rendered all but meaningless without one of the features that went away, we can always bring it back to the blog down the road if we want. Hopefully, we won’t need to go there because we’ll be so drained of semen and pussy juice with the focus back on good, wholesome incest erotica that we won’t even miss all the extraneous porn candy.

Thanks, again, to everyone who supports what I’m trying to do here at the blog. And a special thanks to the people who stepped up and let me know I was straying too far off the righteous path of perversion.

Hugz,
DirtyMindedMom

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Scattershot

So, what’s on My Dirty Little Mind Today? Sex, obviously. But, more specifically, I have a few things I’m thinking about adding to the blog that I want to get your opinions on, as well as a couple odd items that aren’t enough for a post of their own.

I watched an episode of That Awkward Game Show on Spike TV the other night. If there’s a show that’s more ready-made to be the opening set-up for an incest story, I can’t name it! This game pairs a parent and one of their twenty-something kids, then has them reveal embarrassing or intimate details that the other doesn’t know about. Many of these secrets have to do with S-E-X. One mom learns about how her daughter watches porn then reenacts her favorite scenes with her boyfriend. In turn, her daughter finds out that her mother has a secret boom-boom room complete with a sex swing. I can’t wait to watch more episodes and see what happens when there’s a mother and son pairing!

One of the perks of this blog is occasionally receiving a naughty picture of a reader’s cock or some lovely lady bits. While not necessary, I adore these very personal tokens of appreciation. I’m also very aware that it’s a turn on for the sender to know that I’ve seen their privates. It was suggested that perhaps I could create a page on my blog where I could post the naked goodies those interested in sharing their junk (or that of a loved one) with fellow readers. Let me know if this is something you’d be interested in seeing and/or contributing to.

Another small addition to the blog that I’ve decided to include is a new sextion of the Links page for erotic music videos. Along with celebrity sex tapes, X-rated music videos are something I often find myself seeking out. I’m not a big fan of the music videos that are just porn compilations put to music, nor do I like most of the ones where it’s an official music video with porn scenes spliced in (although there are a couple good ones that I’ve seen). What especially I like are the “official” music videos that feature nudity – the more explicit the better. Most of these are foreign, but I don’t care – hot is hot in any language. I’ve added the new category along with a few selections to get things started. I’ll try to update it with a couple more of my favorites each week.

As long as we’re on the topic of music, another brand of video that like but have a hard time finding is choreographed dance videos featuring very naked people (preferably more than one). One that I enjoy very much is a loosely coordinated dance from a couple of lithe little hotties, Julietta and Magdalena, that was put out by Hegre Arts. Another one that I find myself being drawn back to again and again is an odd Japanese offering. It’s annoyingly censored with pixelation, and I suppose it’s not really a dance video, but there’s something about it that makes me so happy every time I see it.

Finally, on my custom story venture – I’m currently putting together a page with all the information about hiring me to write a story to your kinky specifications. If all goes according to plan, I’ll have it ready to go sometime next week. At this point, I don’t really know what to expect. With there only being one of me, and with the limited time I’m able to devote to this new endeavor, I worry that I’m going to get flooded with requests at the outset and not be able to deliver quickly enough. Then again, I could just be overestimating the demand for my dirty words and will be able to easily handle the trickle of orders that do come in. To help me get an idea of which scenario is more likely, I’d love to hear from anyone who is considering availing themselves of my mercenary writing services. To give you a general idea, my rates for folks here at my blog will mainly fall in the $5 to $10 per page range, depending on what the content is and who will hold what kind of rights to the finished story. There is a 3 page minimum and at this time I can only accept payment through PayPal (but I’m looking into more anonymous payment options). The $5.00 per page end of the range is for stories that I will be able to publish, which means characters that are 18+ and no extreme elements (rape, death, animals, etc.). The $10.00 per page price point is for stories that I wouldn’t be able publish, either due to content or because the client wants to keep the story private. Anyway, just drop me a line at DirtyMindedMinx@mail.com and let me know if you’re considering giving me a try (no obligations).

Hugz!

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Son of a Glitch!

I pretty much felt like the young lady in the picture most of this past week. There was a problem with the kinky-blogging servers and I wasn’t able to get into the admin area to do updates. And I have A LOT of updates to do!

Okay, so let’s start with Family Practice, my mother and daughter story at Literotica. As most of you have seen by now, Part 2 is available. This part is mostly all sex – I know you good Christian folk much prefer character and plot development, so thanks for tolerating my obsession with naughty acts of carnal lust. A lot of people are asking for more, but this story feels like it has been told to me. Sure, I could go on and describe more lesbian sex acts, which is always fun, but the “crisis” for each of the main characters has been successfully resolved. On to different fucked up characters that I can help deal with whatever sexual problems they’ve got messing up their lives!

I’ll probably be doing a lot over the course of the next week to get as much of the stuff I have in my queue posted here, as well as on My Dirty Little Captions and Family Secrets. I’m sorry for the delay, but I’ll do my best to make it up to you.

On top of all that, I must regretfully let everyone know that I’m going to have to take a brief break beginning at the end of this month. I’ve got some travel coming up, as well as a big event that I’ve been recruited into planning and carrying out. This will take me out of the loop for at least three, but more likely four, weeks. I should still be able to check my email and maybe respond, but I probably won’t be able to make any updates anywhere. If you have captions or stories you want to send, you can pass them along and I’ll get them posted as quickly as I can once I’m back online.

And thanks so much for all your wonderful comments and votes on my new story and everything else. I adore hearing from you, and I know the other contributing authors do as well. Love you all to pieces, and now I’ve got a whole bunch of pants-on work to get to!

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