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My Dirty Little Mailing List

So, here’s something fun that we can try out together and see how it works: a mailing list!

I’m sure you can think of a lot of things you’d rather try out with me, but I need to experiment with this thing as part of my effort to sell out. It looks like all of the erotica authors have these mailing lists to let readers know when they publish something new. I’ve had many requests over the years from people asking me to let them know when I publish a new chapter of something, which just isn’t practical on a one-to-one basis. I thought about doing something like a mailing list last year, but I realized I had enough going on without the added distraction. Now that I’ve streamlined things a bit with my back-to-basics effort, I think I can now fit this in without it being too much of a hassle.

My plan is to use “My Dirty Little Mailing List” to announce when I publish a new story/chapter at the blog (mine or someone else’s), and maybe for the occasional dirty thought that I want to share exclusively with list members. I’m not anticipating sending out more than a few emails a month, so I won’t be bombing your inbox with garbage on a daily basis. If you have any other creative ideas that I can use this mailing list for, let me know. And don’t worry, if you do sign up for my mailing list, I won’t be selling or trading your email to anyone for any reason, and I won’t be using it to try to sell you anything. I just want to learn how this whole mailing list thing works before I try to use it in the “real world.”

If you want to sign up for my boffo new mailing list, try clicking this link: My Dirty Little Mailing List

(Please note that I had to put in a physical mailing address in for some silly legal purposes, but I used a fake one, so don’t waste your time sending any dick pics there or driving to that address in hopes of peeking in my window while I’m playing with myself in the living room!)

Thanks for helping out, and thanks in advance for being patient with me while I figure all this out!

Hugz,
Rachael

Writer’s Wretreat

School will be letting out for the summer in the not too distant future, and this puts somewhat of a crimp in my lascivious writing hobby. It was a lot easier to get away with writing porn when my little princesses couldn’t read and I didn’t have to worry about them sneaking up behind me in their pink ballet ninja slippers and getting a peek at what Mommy is typing on the computer. It’s also a bit unnerving to try to search the gutters of the interwebs for just the right naked cunt or cock to compliment the latest tawdry tale to find its way onto my blog with my darlings hovering nearby.

For these reasons, and to make up for a marked drop in the production of my own stories, I’m going to be taking a small step back from the blog for a couple months. I still intend to post episodes of Open Door (and perhaps begin steering this thing toward a much needed conclusion), and I’m going to try to get all the stories that I currently have in the hopper from guest writers edited and posted over the next month or so. Other than that, I’m mainly going to put my creative energies (and what time I am able to find) toward pumping out some new stories of my own, including a series I’ve been thinking about that I’d like to post at Amazon just to see how I might do in the “real” world of erotica.

I know this will be a bummer for some, but I think we’ll all be better off in the long run! So, when you see updates slow down dramatically sometime in mid-June, don’t be alarmed. Just think of me sitting in the shade on my back deck tapping away at my keyboard in nothing but a snug pair of bikini bottoms that I slip a hand into on occasions when no one is looking.

Fun, fun, fun in the summer sun!

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This ‘n’ That

I have a couple bits of un-fun bizniss to get out of the way, and then a quick insight into my dirty mind.

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I love when you leave comments and I can’t get enough of them! I’ve complained about how clunky and basic the commenting system is on this blogging platform plenty of times, and I’m not going to stop anytime soon. One of the quirks of the system is that if anything is entered in the “website” field when you’re making a comment, then your message gets thrown into the spam bucket (it doesn’t even have to be a web address). I have no idea why, but it means that your comment won’t appear until I comb through the 30 to 50 items that show up in my spam bucket each day in order to rescue the occasional legitimate comment. If you want to your message to appear right away and not risk having it accidentally flushed with the real spam, always leave the “website” field blank!

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There has been a spike in requests for pictures of me. I want to once again make it clear that I don’t share pictures. If this is seems too vague, let me try to be more specific. I won’t share nude photos of myself. I won’t share clothed pics. I won’t share naked images with my face blurred or cut off. I won’t share clothed pictures of me with my face blurred or cut off. I won’t share photos of just my boobs, just my pussy, just my feet, or just any part of my body. I won’t send you pics of my sex toys, my dirty panties, or my used tampons. I won’t share pictures of my daughters, brother, or any family member. I guess what I’m trying to say (without sounding like too big of a bitch), is that I will not share pictures having anything to do with my private life. I totally understand why guys want/need my picture, but it’s just not going to happen. I’m honestly nothing all that special bodywise, and there are millions of willing naked women on the web with much more to offer than me. Part of my problem with the repeated requests is that I’m generally a people pleaser and I hate saying no. It’s uncomfortable for me to have to constantly say no even after I’ve addressed the sharing of pictures in other posts and in my FAQ. I feel like I freely share enough of my self through my stories and posts and don’t deserve the pressure to give more than I already do. Sorry for being such a downer on this topic, but if you want more details about why I’m so protective about sharing pictures, you can take a look at this post from waaaay back in 2014: Photophobia.

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In a recent email, a horny reader commented that he would like to be a fly on the wall when me and my friends get together with some wine. Well, I had to tell him that he would be one bored fly. My “mommy friends” are all very conservative and uptight (at least they are when we get together). It’s all about kids, TV shows, kids, clothes, kids, stupid husbands, and more kid stuff. To be honest, after about twenty minutes I’m ready to blow my brains out. But then my dirty mind takes over. As one of my friend chatters on, I wonder what she looks like naked. Big nipples or tiny points? Are they still firm or saggy fun bags? Hairy or shaved? Gnarly lips of delicate petals? Gaping fuck hole or modest love tunnel? I often wonder about what they look like when they masturbate. What technique do they use? Is she a furniture humper like me? Does she ram herself raw with a big dong while her legs are in the air? Does she quietly vibe herself under the blanket in the dark? Does she squat on a big black dildo in the middle of her living room and fuck it like there’s no tomorrow? After this, I start to bring husbands into the picture. Does she like to take it from behind or ride him reverse cowgirl style? Does she let him cum on her face? Do they tongue each other’s asshole like me and my husband? What would she do if I was sucking her husband’s cock right in front of her? Would she finger fuck herself and watch while I swallowed her man’s load? What if I took on all of their husbands at once? Three at a time filling each of my holes and covering me in hot jizz while those waiting their turn jerked their hard cocks in anticipation. Would my prudish friends gather around to lick my spunk-covered body clean after the men were done with me? Whew, yeah! So, while our get-togethers are extremely dull, I usually end up masturbating like a mad woman as soon as the tea party ends!

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A New Beginning

Hello, 2017! I can’t wait to see what kind of filthy fun we have together this year!

Over the weekend I was doing a little behind-the-scenes maintenance on the blog. This required that I go back and make some adjustments to my very first blog posts. I was immediately struck by the contrast between then and now. The pictures were itty-bitty, and many of my posts weren’t much more than a single paragraph. I’ve come a long way, baby.

I admit that when it comes to writing I have a problem with brevity. But back then it seemed all I wanted to do was say something naughty, then run away and hide as fast as I could. The size of the pics shows how shy I was about posting dirty pictures of woo-woos and pee-pees. I was tempted to just delete most of those old posts out of embarrassment, but decided that they represent a meaningful part of my journey. Without those first faltering steps I wouldn’t be able to dance in the depravity I’m happily wallowing in now with all of you.

I don’t know where this porn writing fetish will take me next, but I look forward to whatever may cum. And in honor of those self-conscious early posts, I’ll leave it at that.

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Back to Basics

I’ve done some soul searching over the past 24 hours and I’ve come to some conclusions. I’ve gotten carried away with the bells and whistles here at the blog and so I’ve decided to dial things back.

One of my (many) personal failings is that I’m one of those pathetic people-pleaser types. I want to make everyone happy. Intellectually I know that’s not possible, but instinctually I’m unable to resist trying. In terms of the blog, I’ve realized that too much of a good thing is spoiling it for a lot of people.

A big part of what prompted me to get to where I am with the blog was when I started hearing from people who said they visited the site every day to see what was new. I worried about how there wasn’t something new there every day for them, and felt guilty that they would be disappointed more days than not. This motivated me to add Captions – something I could have at least one new instance of each day. On top of that I added DMM Fan Fiction, Family Secrets, Dirty Polls, and the Reader Gallery. Each time I added something I was moving away from my core mission to create incest fantasy stories for people to masturbate like crazy to.

Adding the forum was apparently the breaking point for a lot of people. I got a number of angry emails when I changed over to DirtyMindedMinx, but from the comments and emails I’ve gotten since announcing the Forum I’ve alienated a lot more folks. I also know that for every person that makes a comment or sends an email, there are a hundred more who feel the same, but just quietly walk away. My first reaction was to dismiss these concerns. “How can people be upset at me for providing MORE free content!? If they don’t like it, they don’t have to look at it!” The more I thought about it, though, the more I could see their underlying objections.

One commenter described the site as becoming too “commercialized.” Technically, I’d argue that it isn’t, but I think the intention was more about conveying the idea that my blog was transforming from the humble efforts of a horny housewife into something that more resembled a porn-for-pay type of site. I could make some arguments there as well, but I can see the broader point being made and understand what was meant by “commercialized.”

This, however, wasn’t the deciding factor for me. Along the way, I convinced myself that each little addition would only take me an extra ten minutes a day to manage, or perhaps an extra hour each week, which I could easily handle. The problem is that those minutes and hours added up. So much so that my writing really has taken a backseat to administering my growing porn circus. This isn’t good for any of us!

So, here’s my plan. I’m going to roll the blog back to what it was in the beginning. It’ll be posts, my stories, more stories, and (probably) links. My target is to start 2017 fresh in this old skool mode. Over the course of December, I’m going to continue posting any contributions I already have, but I’m not going to accept any new contributions for: Captions, Family Secrets, or the Reader Gallery. I will still take DMM Fan Fic, but in the future these will simply go into the More Stories section. I’m also going to keep posting stories from readers because I still very much want to provide a supportive platform for first time writers, and others, to share their fantasies and erotic visions.

As much fun as they were, I’m going to get rid of the weekly Dirty Polls. Maybe I’ll do one now and again as a post, but we’ll see. I’m going to take the nascent Forum off of the blog, but I’m not going to delete it from existence. I’m going to leave it out there as an independent entity and let it live or die on its own merits. If you want to go there and use it, more power to ya. If you hate the very idea of the forum down to the center of your being, then you can console yourself that it will effectively be gone forever as far as you will be able to tell.

I know a lot of you will be upset with this rejiggering of my blog, which brings us back to the “can’t please all of the people all of the time” problem. The upside is that I will be able to take all the time I’ve been putting into updating the various ancillary features and devote it to writing stories about mothers fucking sons, daughters sucking daddies, and sisters pissing on brothers…or whatever disturbingly kinky thing is turning me on at the moment…

And, nothing is written in stone. If we find that life has been rendered all but meaningless without one of the features that went away, we can always bring it back to the blog down the road if we want. Hopefully, we won’t need to go there because we’ll be so drained of semen and pussy juice with the focus back on good, wholesome incest erotica that we won’t even miss all the extraneous porn candy.

Thanks, again, to everyone who supports what I’m trying to do here at the blog. And a special thanks to the people who stepped up and let me know I was straying too far off the righteous path of perversion.

Hugz,
DirtyMindedMom

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