Feeling Things Out…

I think my new longitude is giving me weird dreams! Two nights ago I dreamed that a strange pygmy goat kept trying to head butt me. And this morning I had a dream that I was in a sorority with Amy Schumer and for some reason she was referring to her vagina as her “chimney.” The good news is that this dream gave me an idea for a porn story when I woke up. How does this sound…?

“House Boy” – a sorority secures the services of a good-looking, well-hung, experienced stud as a live-in ‘handy man.’ Ostensibly he’s there to take care of the maintenance on the sorority house, but his real purpose is to take care of the sorority sisters. The leaders of the sorority rationalize this with the theory that the girls spend so much time and energy chasing relationships that they would be able to concentrate more on their school work if there was a desirable communal ‘boyfriend’ available to take care of their various physical needs with no strings attached. Of course, in a house full of horny co-eds, this is bound to create more drama than it avoids – but how much fun would it be navigating those stormy waters!? Just a thought…

I haven’t risked doing anything too dirty on my ‘home’ (i.e. company) internet connection yet, but I have found a few nearby coffee shops with free wifi that I can at least use for dirty minded e-mails when I get a chance. I made this update using the TOR browser – which I think should encrypt things enough that it shouldn’t set off any alarms (I hope). I figure if I don’t post too often, and use a different coffee shop each time I do, that I can stay a step or two ahead of the porn police (assuming they’re real, or even care about a low-level offender like me).

Everything here is new and confusing – but I love it so far. The girls are out of their minds…in a good way. It will be challenging, but I’m feeling a lot more confident about this move and excited to find out what adventures each new day might bring!

And, sorry, I didn’t manage to join the mile-high club on the journey here, but I was able to ‘sweep my chimney’ under the blanket during the flight while all the lights were low – it took a long time for me to ‘get there,’ but it was such a nasty thrill!

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11 thoughts on “Feeling Things Out…

  1. So glad to see you posting Rachael.

    I wish you were taking other stories from amateurs like me, I have a lot of them

    Dan

  2. If you’re really worried about your browsing habits becoming an issue, I’d suggest investing in a VPN service, like PrivateInternetAccess or ExpressVPN.

  3. Just wanted to remind you that I would ‘fill’ the position at the sorority more than adequately. You’ll find my resume`, with many references, in your ‘in box’

    Glad you’re enjoying your new digs. Just be careful.

  4. I have to agree with Rupert, one Maintenance boy (man) won’t be able to satisfy all the youn sexually charged college girls. Let’s put a little twist to your porn movie idea…

    A young good looking and hung man is hired to perform maintenance duties is an all girls Christian college. The young stud finds himself unble to resist temptation and gains a few conquests. Word spreads between the lower ranks and his “maintenance” services are sought out using the maintenance work order system. Ultimately, the head mistress finds out and confronts the maintenance stud. She discovers that he has a tool to fix her problem and secures him as their head maintenance man.

  5. Why would the porn police care? Nothing on here is illegal. Or did you move to a country where it is? I don’t know about TOR encrypting emails. That requires separate software and keys for opening the code on either end. TOR for the most part keeps your location unknown.

  6. Rachael – so delighted that you can connect and not feel as if they are watching from behind the curtains (as we may have wanted to do so many years ago when we were all learning about sex and fantasies). Even happier it appears you have found a solution for your hobby.

    As for the story, depending on the size of the sorority, you might consider having multiple service attendants at the ready. I don’t think one college aged male, even with Viagra, could handle the physical needs of a full sorority house on campus. Having said that, the story line could fill pages and provide ample exercise for most of your followers (me, included).

    Be good, be careful, and allow the girls the chance to acclimate to the new culture. If nothing else, it should turn out to be a great learning experience for the entire family. Who knows, maybe the hubby will grow into your hobby. Love and kisses from the colonies.

    Rupert

    PS: What, you took care of yourself and let the hubby go without on the flight? tsk tsk tsk – perhaps a good spanking is in order. As for chimney sweeping, I think the others have beaten that rug.

  7. That’s a great story idea. My best ideas come from dreams.

    I’m glad that you’re getting settled in, you and the family.

    And…changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes, as the story goes.
    You’ll get some really good (and/or strange) stories written.

  8. Hey this is great! Loving to know you’re managing some updates in your new longitude. So very happy and excited for you, your man, and your girls.

  9. Maybe my next career should be as a “chimney sweep”!
    Enjoy your stay in the far away and try to post once in a while, we love you Rachael!!

  10. Hi,

    so nice to hear of your adventures abroad :-)
    Please keep us up to date, have fun and stay safe!

    P.S.: „Porn Police“, hmmm, wouldn‘t this make a nice story in itself, lol

  11. Referring to the female bathing suit region as a chimney gives a new meaning to coming down with the flu(e).

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