A.W.O.L. (Absent Writer Overthinking Leave)

Let me start with an apology for going AWOL on you all for the past few weeks. I’m sorry to have worried many of you, and to have disappointed everyone checking in with genitals in hand hoping to find something new to stimulate the aforementioned naughty bits. My quiet little life was thrown into a bit of a whirlwind recently – nothing bad, really, just very disruptive. This resulted in my favorite naughty hobby falling to the bottom of my “To Do” list. I kept planning on posting something to let everyone know what was going on, but it kept getting pushed off to tomorrow.

So, here’s the deal. My dear hubby has been offered a promotion at work (which we are very excited about). This promotion, however, is contingent on him doing a stint for the company overseas. A relatively long stint, at that. We began with discussions about it, which evolved into debates, and in a few instances turned into disputes. After all that, we’ve decided that he’s going to take the promotion and that me and the kids will be going along with him into the foreign unknown.

I’m very excited about this (in a non-panty-soaking sort of way) not only for his promotion, but for the opportunity to experience a new culture, and for the girls to expand their horizons at such a young age. But (you had to know there’d be a but!), our destination country is one that isn’t what we would call porn friendly. Ugh! Of course, this wasn’t exactly a viable argument for me to work into our discussions, though it probably factored more into my willingness to go that I’d like to admit.

We’re due to go in a couple of months, and I only have about a million and six things to do before that happens. I’m going to try to do a better job with updates and such during that time, but I’m probably going to be spotty at best. Then, once I get where we’re going, I’ll have a lot to figure out. Will I be able to safely circumvent the technical hurdles to accessing porn (including sites like my own blog)? Will the foreign secret police try to hunt down and punish an incest-adoring smut peddler like me? Plus, our internet access will be provided by my husband’s company – will their IT people notice that there is a lot of taboo traffic heating up our internet connection while my husband is supposedly working? Even if I’m just being paranoid, it feels like the risks are just way too high to be worth chancing it.

I don’t know. Maybe it won’t be as bad as I’m imagining, but at this point I’m assuming I’ll be restricted in what I can do online for one reason or another (perhaps trying to figure out life in a country where I don’t speak the language!). I keep imagining my husband being called into the boss’s office one day…”Hey, Dave, we need to talk about the erotic story your wife posted online the other day using our internet account that, according to the local unit of the Perversion Police, contains bisexual incestuous butt sex that takes place in front of a classroom of masturbating high schoolers…” Yeah, none of those imagined meetings ends up good for me.

So, I’m still completely unsure about how things will play out for my writing and blog (and masturbation material) at the moment. I figure the worst case scenario is that I will have to contain myself to offline writing (and wanking) while I’m on porn-hostile foreign soil. If I’m able to find the time, I can finish all the stories I’ve started and have yet to conclude. I can also, maybe, focus on my goal of writing an erotic novel (or two) that I can publish when I get home to the States. I just don’t know how much filthy freedom I’ll actually have, so I can’t say for sure what I’ll be able to do.

Either way, I should have posted all this a lot sooner and I apologize again for leaving you hanging in the meantime. I hope you can forgive me for being in a tizzy over this and not knowing yet how things will turn out. Your support and love over the years (can you believe it’s been YEARS!) has meant a lot to me, and know that I’ll be making every effort to keep our naughty fun rolling as best as I can while I embark on this adventure with my family.

Maybe I’ll just have to get better at multi-tasking…

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40 thoughts on “A.W.O.L. (Absent Writer Overthinking Leave)

  1. Just an FYI, you should get set up with an American VPN service before you move. The legitimate explanation is, you can consume American media because the address “seen” by the website is an American IP address.

    All traffic will be encrypted from your home to the VPN host in the U.S. No need to worry about your husband’s employer, or local censorship.

  2. We will surely miss reading your stories and updates while you are away. We might even suffer from the occasional withdrawals but we can endure your absence. It seems we have already missed your timely exit. If you are reading this, as a naughty community, we are very happy for your husband’s good fortune and wish you all a safe trip and many fun adventures. We look forward to your return.

  3. I’m still checking your site twice a day looking for updates. Please post something before you embark on your great adventure!!

  4. BTW, Becca and Marie send you their love, hugs, and kisses. Said to tell you congrats, to have a great experience and come home safely. Their going to do their best to make up for my 3rd dirty minded sister while you’re away.

    Love you much Rachael, going t really miss you sister,

    Chip

  5. We’ll be waiting for your return. Be safe and dont do anything risky as far as keeping this site updated. It’s not worth it!

  6. Dammit Rachael, how am I going to make it without my 3rd sisteh? Maybe mom will take your place until your return. Thankfully the other 2 are as dirty minded as you. Really going y miss our shenanigans.

    I will dedicate my 2nd homerun this year to you, and any I hit Fenway to you also. Laughing around the bases picturing you flipping me off.

    Seriously, have a fantastic time. STAY SAFE!!! And when you get home we’ll pick up our malarkey shenanigans.

    Going to miss u BIG TIME. Love ya much Rachael, my wonderful, sweet, kind, caring 3rd sisteh.

  7. Good luck on your journey I’ve been to there area you are going A LOT. How do we find other writes that you’ve added to your blog?

  8. Have a safe trip enjoy all the sights be as safe as you can our thoughts will be with you. I can’t speak for anyone but me but remember you are loved and will be missed deeply. Your blogs will be missed but it is better to hold off until you return to write any stories . I know how your dirty little mind works but please hold off until your return to the states. With much love and respect … Larry

  9. Wishing you all the best.

    From a mom with a mind as dirty as yours, who has really appreciated your wonderful stories.

    Safe travels.
    Bon Voyage!
    xxx

  10. CONGRATULATIONS! It should be a wonderful adventure. Keeping hubby satisfied is sure to have contributed to his promotion. DO NOT take any chances!!! There are very repressive people in other parts of the world who are smart at finding things and, if not, using deceitful practices to find cause. Your devotees will survive and await your return. Best of luck and safe travels.
    Art

  11. You dont need to apologize for having a personal life babe. I know I can certainly understand that.oh and congrats to your hubby on the promotion. But to be honest, I don’t think it will all be that bad on your Internet fun. I’m not that technally inclined, but there are things you can put on your computer that keep your activity private. Stir no matter what does happen, we have all truly enjoyed your site, but will survive if cannot do it any longer. So please enjoy your new exciting life and try not to fuck to many foreigners. Ah hell, who am I kidding. Fuck’re all baby girl..

  12. February 26, 2018
    Pablo, and others, are right. Do not risk discovery on your trip. We all realize that discovery about your wine industry writing could be challenged as an intrusive industry. Discovery could become an international incident, threaten your husband’s company’s commercial relations, his career, and perhaps result in possible legal action against you. I elaborate to confirm all of that all of us wish for your safety which rests on your anonymity. Wine is not acceptable in all societies.

    We want you back unscathed.

    Flash drives, pen drives, etc. could be risky, so be sure they are unfindable/unsearchable. (In checked baggage???)

    Perhaps you can branch out into regular stories about people and travel; your language and perceptions are beyond excellent.

    If you haven’t left yet, send us all a farewell. We all have huge respect for your culinary abilities.

    Lance

  13. All the very best to you Rachel on your new adventure. We will miss you and look forward to your return.

    Don’t risk using the net wherever it is that your going to. Keep your writing on a pen drive and keep that in a “safe” place when you come back- but don’t set off the metal detector!!! Lol.

    Hey, his company will, no doubt, pay for regular return trips for family visits. Just imagine how you can light up the net with a frenzy when you announce your back..for limited time only.. and you download all those naughty dv8 thoughts you’ve been forced to keep to yourself.

    I wish you a safe trip. A great adventure. You may be out of the country, but you’ll never be out of our thoughts.

    Xx

  14. This sounds like an awesome experiance and just think of all the stories you can post when you get back, we will be waiting and even if you cant update us often we will still be supporting you. Have fun

  15. I am a big fan of family first Rachel, both in the real world and the world we visit here. I wish you and your family nothing but the best that life has offered you. See the world and be safe, all of you. You will be very much missed by me and so many others here but like the others, we will be waiting for your return as well.

    On a side note I sent you a story I was working on, please forget about it. It’s just a story and it can wait, I can wait for your return.

    Be good, be safe and enjoy,
    Rex

  16. Congrats on your change in [but not 'of] life.

    Is there anyone in whom you could confide, that you trust, and who has the technical savvy to receive emails from you and blog posts as you instruct? Perhaps the answer is ‘no,’ and maybe it wouldn’t work anyway. But there’s no harm in asking…

    As an aside, I presume you’d be in position [that's not what I mean] to learn and eventually write about sexuality from the context of a very different culture. Desire cannot be eradicated but only repressed. And when repressed, it always finds ways to emerge in some form or another.

  17. I will really miss your posts and emails!! Take care, enjoy the new life experience and be careful what you post online…

    With lots of love
    Sara

  18. Best of good fortune to you and your family. Hope you all enjoy the
    experience. We will miss you and wait patiently [some more than others]
    for you return.

    Safety first ; don’t go on the internet, even w/ TOR.

    Keep writing; think about an encrypted flash drive to bring a novel
    or two back.

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