A.W.O.L. (Absent Writer Overthinking Leave)

Let me start with an apology for going AWOL on you all for the past few weeks. I’m sorry to have worried many of you, and to have disappointed everyone checking in with genitals in hand hoping to find something new to stimulate the aforementioned naughty bits. My quiet little life was thrown into a bit of a whirlwind recently – nothing bad, really, just very disruptive. This resulted in my favorite naughty hobby falling to the bottom of my “To Do” list. I kept planning on posting something to let everyone know what was going on, but it kept getting pushed off to tomorrow.

So, here’s the deal. My dear hubby has been offered a promotion at work (which we are very excited about). This promotion, however, is contingent on him doing a stint for the company overseas. A relatively long stint, at that. We began with discussions about it, which evolved into debates, and in a few instances turned into disputes. After all that, we’ve decided that he’s going to take the promotion and that me and the kids will be going along with him into the foreign unknown.

I’m very excited about this (in a non-panty-soaking sort of way) not only for his promotion, but for the opportunity to experience a new culture, and for the girls to expand their horizons at such a young age. But (you had to know there’d be a but!), our destination country is one that isn’t what we would call porn friendly. Ugh! Of course, this wasn’t exactly a viable argument for me to work into our discussions, though it probably factored more into my willingness to go that I’d like to admit.

We’re due to go in a couple of months, and I only have about a million and six things to do before that happens. I’m going to try to do a better job with updates and such during that time, but I’m probably going to be spotty at best. Then, once I get where we’re going, I’ll have a lot to figure out. Will I be able to safely circumvent the technical hurdles to accessing porn (including sites like my own blog)? Will the foreign secret police try to hunt down and punish an incest-adoring smut peddler like me? Plus, our internet access will be provided by my husband’s company – will their IT people notice that there is a lot of taboo traffic heating up our internet connection while my husband is supposedly working? Even if I’m just being paranoid, it feels like the risks are just way too high to be worth chancing it.

I don’t know. Maybe it won’t be as bad as I’m imagining, but at this point I’m assuming I’ll be restricted in what I can do online for one reason or another (perhaps trying to figure out life in a country where I don’t speak the language!). I keep imagining my husband being called into the boss’s office one day…”Hey, Dave, we need to talk about the erotic story your wife posted online the other day using our internet account that, according to the local unit of the Perversion Police, contains bisexual incestuous butt sex that takes place in front of a classroom of masturbating high schoolers…” Yeah, none of those imagined meetings ends up good for me.

So, I’m still completely unsure about how things will play out for my writing and blog (and masturbation material) at the moment. I figure the worst case scenario is that I will have to contain myself to offline writing (and wanking) while I’m on porn-hostile foreign soil. If I’m able to find the time, I can finish all the stories I’ve started and have yet to conclude. I can also, maybe, focus on my goal of writing an erotic novel (or two) that I can publish when I get home to the States. I just don’t know how much filthy freedom I’ll actually have, so I can’t say for sure what I’ll be able to do.

Either way, I should have posted all this a lot sooner and I apologize again for leaving you hanging in the meantime. I hope you can forgive me for being in a tizzy over this and not knowing yet how things will turn out. Your support and love over the years (can you believe it’s been YEARS!) has meant a lot to me, and know that I’ll be making every effort to keep our naughty fun rolling as best as I can while I embark on this adventure with my family.

Maybe I’ll just have to get better at multi-tasking…

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40 thoughts on “A.W.O.L. (Absent Writer Overthinking Leave)

  1. We will ALL of us faithful followers MISS you !

    I echo Richard M’s comment : it is you and your approach that are so
    refreshing.

    Family first : this can be an incredible learning opportunity for the kids,
    and for you and your husband. Take advantage of it. Especially try the
    local cuisine.

    Safety second : I echo the IT guy. You would be gobsmacked at what
    kind of access monitoring goes on, and the safest way is NOT to use
    the internet, even TOR, in a suspect country.

    I’d even be careful about mailing stuff for someone in the US to post for you. Write onto a flash drive, and bring it back with you when you return.

    We will all wait patiently [some more than others] to welcome you back.

    Best of good fortune to you and your family !

  2. Hi Rachel,
    Thanks for the update. First and foremost congratulations on this amazing opportunity. I’m sure it will be a fantastic adventure for your family. I have no idea what the future hold for you blog, but I will continue to check every day (it’s so much a part of my daily routine I can’t imagine not doing it) and I’ll look for items on the dirty little mailing list. I enjoy your work and I’m sure there will be more to come. Like all your faithful readers I will be here waiting when you return.

  3. Good luck with your everything. I hope you can find your master piece and when you get back here you can show it to us. We will miss you Rachael. Please do not screw up your husband job.

    Ps I love your picture you put on this one. I can see you tipe always on your story and you hubby come in and ask you to help him give over his day at work. So you just pull out his cock and suck away.

  4. DMM – I am finding it difficult to get off to this post. Can you tell me about the underwear you have on ? Or the sexual antics that went on during the discussions ?
    ;)
    Enjoy your opurtunity to the fullest ! We pervs support you !

  5. Don’t go what is a perverted masturbating taboo reading laying in bed with one hand on my penis incestuous loving dirtyminded man going to do without you.I wish you and your family the best…Art

  6. Good luck with everything, hopefully you’ll be able to give us something to tide us over before you leave.

  7. Have you ever heard about TOR browser? I suggest you google it and see if you could use it. Save if a little bit slow way to serf the internet. It gives you access to the undernet as well (child porn, drugs, slaves etc). But it is probably not worth the risk (you can be traced, but it is very hard so unless you buy and download 50gb archive of hardcore PTHC content fron dozen of different sources no one would bother). As for regular dirty internet it is as save as it could possibly be.

    Just know that it erases all your internet traces after you close it so it leaves nothing on your PC for anyone to find. No shameful internet history.

  8. As much as it pains me to say… it’s not worth the risk, your life, in some places in the world.

    Take it from an IT guy.

  9. Hi Rachael, Thanks for the update on what is going on in your life and happy to hear that it is not a serious family issue. It sounds like a very unique situation for you and the family. Living in a foreign county, the travel, learning a new culture…..all will be exciting. I thought for sure that your husband discovered your secret life and wasn’t too happy about it. Is this going to be a short term assignment, perhaps 2-3 years? Then move back home? While you’re there, like your other friends have said here, be careful with the porn aspect and what’s on your computer……Good Luck to you and your family!!!………DJ

  10. As I always tell my friends in situations like these: focus on your stuff first, everything else can wait.

    Sort things out, make the move and when you feel stable enough that you can focus on writing again (or when the itch to write becomes truly unbearable) you rock our worlds again.

    Best of luck

  11. My wife’s promotion at her job included her taking trips overseas, Japan, the Philippines, and India to name three. Excited as she was/is over the trips she’s taken and yet to take, this was tempered by the preparation she had to do. The worst was getting her passport.

    You and the girls will love the travel. The education they’ll receive cannot be calculated. Let’s hope this goes smoothly or with as little strife as possible.

  12. Good luck and all the best to you. I’ve throughly enjoyed reading all of your writings, everything from your “true” confessions to your excellent tutorials on writing in general. The one thing however that I’ve enjoyed the most above all else is you. Your attitude toward erotica and the sensual embracing of sex and all it has to offer the human experience is nothing short of pure joy. If you are unable to continue I will be saddened but understanding as well. At the end I offer a most heart felt thank you for all that you have given and shared.

  13. So pleased to hear you’re ok, I missed seeing your usual regular updates and guessed something was going on.
    My mum and stepdad lived in Abu Dhabi for a few years, so I understand your fears. But don’t worry, Carl was in a similar situation, he got round it by getting and installing a VPN, google it.
    This meant he had total privacy when he was online. Hopefully this will work for you. I know I’m not alone in thinking you and your dirty mind will really be missed by us dirtymind fans.
    I hope you have a wonderful time.

    Jay xx

  14. Gosh, I have been worried about your absence the past several weeks, and I honestly wish you, your lucky husband and your fortunate children the very, very best.

    I hope your site here doesn’t go “dark” in your absence. It has such a wealth and depth of hot naughty porn that I still haven’t explored it all.

    Do take care… you will be missed…

  15. I only recently found you but I echo Larry P. State sponsored censorship is nothing to toy with. Take a break, rejoin us when you return.

  16. Huh. I didn’t see that coming. I had imagined all sorts of scenarios that would have kept you from posting recently, but not that one. Well, good luck in all of your future endeavors.

  17. As much as I love your perverted mind and fingers,if we’re talking the Middle East or China I’d say a sabattical is due. To be honest in those regions I wouldn’t even want forbidden items on a thumb drive. But I say congratulations on the promotion and a chance to expand your horizons.

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