Son of a Glitch!

Just a quickie post here for those who have expressed concern for me due to my silence over the past week or so. All is fine…now. Our computer had a bit of a meltdown and had been out of commission. It crashed on me and I was afraid to tell my husband in case any of my secret naughty stuff was the cause. After exhausting my technical knowledge (turning everything off and back on a few times), I finally had to turn the problem over to him.

I was somewhat panicked when he headed off to the techie fix-it guys. I was sure they would find out the reason the computer fritzed was because of all the illicit incest porn infesting the circuits. After many stressful days of planning my alibis and figuring out which sex rehab I was going to go to fool everyone into thinking I had some sort of mental disorder (rather than just being a horny perv), the computer finally returned home in working order. And, as far as I can tell, if the techie dudes found anything incriminating, they didn’t say a word about it. Whew!

All that aside, I’ll be doing my best to get caught up on my emails and post something naughty before Christmas cums. I think maybe I need to ask Santa for my own “private” computer before I end up with an ulcer. Either way, it looks like I’ve dodged the bullet for now and can breathe a little easier as I forget about all my apocalyptic dread and get my dirty mind back to doing what it does best – thinking kinky thoughts!

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14 thoughts on “Son of a Glitch!

  1. I actually had the worst case scenario happen to me once. My computer wouldn’t restart properly, so the tech had to reinstall Windows. Unfortunately, I didn’t have enough space on my hard drive because of all the porn! So I had a rather awkward phone call where the guy asked for my permission to delete the contents of my “Downloads” folder, which I couldn’t allow because I had some really good stuff in there! So I meekly asked if there was a way to work around it and he goes, “Sure, I can save all your porn to an external hard drive, but it’ll cost ya fifty bucks.”

    So I paid the fifty bucks just so I wouldn’t lose my precious collection. Yeah. I may have a problem.

  2. Wow Rachael,

    I’d be shitting bullets. I “purged” mine of some ‘interesting” stuff a while ago. I am so happy that you dodged a bullet. :)

  3. You are one sick and twisted young woman .God damm there should be more like you out there… Please please keep up the good work.

  4. I love your techie discovery story idea… I’d happily read that with my cock in hand. You’re such a naughty girl… My cock awaits your delicious words.

  5. I’ve known a few tech guys who worked at the Apple Genius Bar.
    Q: Did they see my porn?
    A: Yes–and it didn’t bother them.
    Q: Will they read my stories?
    A: Almost certainly not, unless a title catches their eye.
    Q: Will they comment on it?
    A: No. Discretion is incredibly important to the entire business model of the IT repair guy. They will never let on they saw anything, nor will they tell anyone. If they did, they would lose lots of repeat business.

    UNLESS you have photos or video on your hard drive of things the FBI would want to know about. Actual abuse, kidnapping, fraud, smuggling, etc. There are ‘Mandatory Reporting’ standards for felony crimes. Generally the threshold has to be pretty high.

  6. As the saying goes….”give you an inch, and you’ll take a foot…”. Love the way you pick up on a simple idea and “off you go”. OMG, what a fertile imagination. Keep it working!!

  7. @Art: I consoled myself with the realization that if the techie guys found anything untoward on our computer, they would automatically assume it was my husband’s! After all, how could a sweet, innocent, proper little housewife and mommy like me be the one to collect several folders full of perverted incest erotica, hundreds of filthy sex pictures, and dozens of pornographic videos featuring foul-mouthed mommies begging for her son’s cock in her slutty cunt? No…they’d definitely think it was my hairy-knuckled husband who was beating off to all that disgusting stuff – not his darling angel of a wifey… hehehe…

    Although, maybe there’s a seed of a story in all this. A woman loads up her laptop with kinky porn, takes it to the computer place and discreetly asks the tech to help her find out if her husband is hiding anything naughty from her. Things are awkward when she returns for the results, mainly because (among other things) the tech found a folder full of naked pics of the “innocent” wife. Oh, and what if the tech just happens to be a close friend the woman’s son, or maybe even her own nephew? All kinds of interesting possibilities…

  8. I like JL’s idea: an innocent enough question!! You can tell whoever that you are checking this out for a relative. If no reaction, no problem.

  9. funny but I am sure terrifying at the same time! Glad your secrets are safe and that you can keep sharing your perversions with us!

  10. Whoa, that’s terrible Rachael….but funny! Can you just imagine all the geeks gathered around your computer, eyes wide shut!! You should take a run by the shop and ask the boys what they found to be the problem….perfect opportunity to give somebody a thrill.

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