This ‘n’ That

I have a couple bits of un-fun bizniss to get out of the way, and then a quick insight into my dirty mind.

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I love when you leave comments and I can’t get enough of them! I’ve complained about how clunky and basic the commenting system is on this blogging platform plenty of times, and I’m not going to stop anytime soon. One of the quirks of the system is that if anything is entered in the “website” field when you’re making a comment, then your message gets thrown into the spam bucket (it doesn’t even have to be a web address). I have no idea why, but it means that your comment won’t appear until I comb through the 30 to 50 items that show up in my spam bucket each day in order to rescue the occasional legitimate comment. If you want to your message to appear right away and not risk having it accidentally flushed with the real spam, always leave the “website” field blank!

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There has been a spike in requests for pictures of me. I want to once again make it clear that I don’t share pictures. If this is seems too vague, let me try to be more specific. I won’t share nude photos of myself. I won’t share clothed pics. I won’t share naked images with my face blurred or cut off. I won’t share clothed pictures of me with my face blurred or cut off. I won’t share photos of just my boobs, just my pussy, just my feet, or just any part of my body. I won’t send you pics of my sex toys, my dirty panties, or my used tampons. I won’t share pictures of my daughters, brother, or any family member. I guess what I’m trying to say (without sounding like too big of a bitch), is that I will not share pictures having anything to do with my private life. I totally understand why guys want/need my picture, but it’s just not going to happen. I’m honestly nothing all that special bodywise, and there are millions of willing naked women on the web with much more to offer than me. Part of my problem with the repeated requests is that I’m generally a people pleaser and I hate saying no. It’s uncomfortable for me to have to constantly say no even after I’ve addressed the sharing of pictures in other posts and in my FAQ. I feel like I freely share enough of my self through my stories and posts and don’t deserve the pressure to give more than I already do. Sorry for being such a downer on this topic, but if you want more details about why I’m so protective about sharing pictures, you can take a look at this post from waaaay back in 2014: Photophobia.

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In a recent email, a horny reader commented that he would like to be a fly on the wall when me and my friends get together with some wine. Well, I had to tell him that he would be one bored fly. My “mommy friends” are all very conservative and uptight (at least they are when we get together). It’s all about kids, TV shows, kids, clothes, kids, stupid husbands, and more kid stuff. To be honest, after about twenty minutes I’m ready to blow my brains out. But then my dirty mind takes over. As one of my friend chatters on, I wonder what she looks like naked. Big nipples or tiny points? Are they still firm or saggy fun bags? Hairy or shaved? Gnarly lips of delicate petals? Gaping fuck hole or modest love tunnel? I often wonder about what they look like when they masturbate. What technique do they use? Is she a furniture humper like me? Does she ram herself raw with a big dong while her legs are in the air? Does she quietly vibe herself under the blanket in the dark? Does she squat on a big black dildo in the middle of her living room and fuck it like there’s no tomorrow? After this, I start to bring husbands into the picture. Does she like to take it from behind or ride him reverse cowgirl style? Does she let him cum on her face? Do they tongue each other’s asshole like me and my husband? What would she do if I was sucking her husband’s cock right in front of her? Would she finger fuck herself and watch while I swallowed her man’s load? What if I took on all of their husbands at once? Three at a time filling each of my holes and covering me in hot jizz while those waiting their turn jerked their hard cocks in anticipation. Would my prudish friends gather around to lick my spunk-covered body clean after the men were done with me? Whew, yeah! So, while our get-togethers are extremely dull, I usually end up masturbating like a mad woman as soon as the tea party ends!

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16 thoughts on “This ‘n’ That

  1. I loved the last paragraph the most out of this entry. Why? Because I did the same thing at family get together and especially at church with all the MILF’s around me. I was into mom’s before the term MILF came into existence which isn’t hard since I existed before the Internet.

  2. Rachael totally understand why you post no pics of yourself. Leaves some to our own imagination. Your tea party fantasy so hot mmm.

  3. In general, you accomplish what you do with words not pics…they get a hell of a lot more WITH your words…i’d tell em they can have one or the other….not bother with the other and let em wither…but i can be a prick. That is perhaps not so easily done if your a people pleaser. Thanks for the words and stories.

    Should you like…tell em pog ma hoin…which is irish for kiss my arse…lol

    Enjoy,
    Jeff

  4. I completely understand your refusal to post pics or anything revealing of your identity. I used to have a blog on the now defunct Open Salon and even there I used a pseudonym and never posted pics. I’m surprised people still request them.

  5. God Rach, that fantasy about you and your girlfriends was so hot. I had my cock out and wanking hard from the very first words, and I can almost feel your own arousal as you wrote, fingering and rubbing your needy pussy as you got dirtier and dirtier, naughtier and naughtier.
    I only hope you came as hard writing as I did reading…….
    Tim

  6. I love where your mind goes, you express in writing what many can not or will not. We all love the pictures, it sets the theme and totally respect your decision about not feeding the elephant with personal pictures. On the other hand grandpa nailed why there is a demand- the visual image is a powerful multiplier. I love your writing, please continue- we love the wetness and hardness you inspire in us all with your salacious tales.

  7. Rachel,

    I completely understand your feelings about photos. The Internet is like a digital elephant : it never forgets. I can also relate to what was said about wanting that connection with you to be enhanced by a picture. Often times men are painted as the dirty minded sex. To know that a beautiful women fantasizes about the same things we do is almost as arousing as one of your stories. I am just trying to explain and amplify why it’s hard for some people not to ask. I am 100 percent supportive of you only doing what you’re comfortable with. I clicked on your post from 2014 , and if you look enough like that woman to be mistaken as her sister, then you are sexy with a capital s. I also like to think that having a vague idea of what you look like will make reading your posts that much more exciting because it will make it easier to imagine you doing those things. I would say it will make me cum harder, but I don’t think that is possible. I have had some of the best orgasms of my life while reading your stories. Thank you for sharing with us.

  8. So is that a “YES” on showing us nude pics of yourself…. Just kidding. Totally get the no picture rule and am perfectly fine with what you are giving us, I know my penis is happy with it. As always I love the blog and the stories and keep up the amazing work that you so generously share with us. We really do appreciate your voice in this great perverted world.

  9. My wife and I frequently play the “are they swingers” game when out and about. It’s a fun distraction and adds a new level of naughty to people watching.

    I can totally respect your desire for anonymity, and respect that your share so much through your thoughts etched into our minds via your stories.

    But… after rereading your photophobia post, and then watching the video… If you look even remotely as beautiful as the woman in that video I’d love to see you strapped to a table doing all kinds of naughty things to your girly bits. Thank you again.

  10. Holy hell I loved the second half of the last part about what you begin to wonder.. and I have to admit.. I wonder that about people, mostly my female friends.. the mind runs and plays.. oh the questions we will never know the answers too..

  11. Haha, you are hilarious! I also people watch wherever I go and ask myself those same questions. Maybe my favorite place is the airport. Your mind can run wild there.

  12. I’m amazed that you still get picture requests. I think you have made it perfectly clear several different times. Thank you for sharing what you do share. I’m looking forward to seeing where you take this blog. It has been quite an exciting journey so far!

  13. I certainly understand your photophobia and thus have respected your decision not to share self pictures. That being said I must defend those who have asked you to do just that. Your openness and very evident joy of all types of sexual activity have made many of your followers feel connected to you. Someone they can trust to share their dirtiest secrets and not be judged. Sure there are a zillion exquisite naked woman pics online… but that’s not what they want to see. They want that ultimate connection that they can have with you online…. which is to see you naked. Any part of you or your world would do. You’re right you have shared enough of yourself and are not a bitch for refusing but be prepared to be asked again and again. Consider it a compliment. I can read your stories and masturbate to online pics of anything I want…. but to do it while looking at the naughty bits of the lady that wrote it would be the ultimate. Thanks again R.

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