New Year’s Dissolution

First of all, instead of a stodgy ol’ kiss at the stroke of midnight, I propose that the new tradition should look something like this photo! No one would ever want to stay in on New Year’s Eve again.

Secondly, I want to start a new tradition – the New Year’s Dissolution! Instead of a silly resolution aimed at making us better people, I propose we do the opposite. A Dissolution should be a promise to yourself that you’re going to do something bad this year that you’ve never done before.

Ideally, this Dissolution will be something sexual, like suck my first cock, get up the courage to ask my wife to piss on me, or tell my mom that I had sexual fantasies about her when I was a teen. You can also make a pledge to do something non-sexual as long as it’s bad. It could be to give L.S.D. a try, to finally tell that “friend” of yours that you can’t stand them, or to take a big, steamy dump on your boss’s desk. Sometimes you’ve got to be bad to feel good!

Whatever your Dissolution is, it’s bound to be easier to keep than those guilt-ridden resolutions we always make and break. Not only that, but as scary as they may be, there’s a good chance we’ll benefit much more from fulfilling our fun Dissolutions than our lame resolutions.

My New Year’s Dissolution for 2017 is to flash my boobs to a stranger. Both tits, nipples and all. I don’t know how, when, or where yet, but I’m determined to do it. I feel a bit panicky inside just sitting here making this commitment, but I think I’ll be a happier person in the long run if I can get over my fear and do something I’ve been curious about for years.

So…what’s your New Year’s Dissolution?

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20 thoughts on “New Year’s Dissolution

  1. @Bob: Best reason I’ve ever heard for losing weight! I bet Weight Watchers would get a lot more male clients if they used this as their marketing strategy!

  2. Maybe you’ll have some competition with KwikSylvia’s filthy story to cum Rach.
    And maybe I’ll finally find the time to edit and send you one of my own stories. After all, I’ve got to have something to get me off now I can’t send you sexy captions any longer…..

    And then there’s that idea about pissing. Still can’t work out what turns me on about it in porn, but there’s got to be a first time to try it.

    So many possible dissolution………

  3. @Michael: Go for it, Michael! Yeah, I didn’t think it was that big a deal when I started writing a little porn for fun, but look at me now! I’ve become a degenerate smut peddler! It’s been a fun ride, so I recommend it to everyone. Your biggest challenge will be to keep you hand off your cock while you conjure up scenes of that girl’s sweet ass in your dirty, dirty mind. Good luck!

  4. Not much of a dissolution, but I want to write some porn. There’s a cute girl in my daughter’s class who has the sweetest ass. Her backside is like that of a dancer or volleyball player. In my story, she’ll be age appropriate, of course, but I want to eat that girl’s ass. I’ll take the tips you’ve been dishing out and give it a (cum) shot. Wish me luck!

  5. Well I’ve carried out a few ‘dissolutions over time so guess it”s time to do so again. Here are some ideas…
    1…send my ex-wife “s prick of a husband pics of her naked from when we were married…..
    2….. Jerking off into a pair of panties while at a show house and leaving them in the bathroom
    3….. Send pics of my dick anonomously to random women I’ve met…
    4…..Meet a woman with a teen son and get her to touch/ Kiss/ suck his dick without knowing…..

  6. Yes Rachael you should post a picture of your lovely tits here and we could then all do cum tributes for you and send them back to you. Just thinking about doing that is getting me nice and hard. I bet your cunt is getting nice and juicy too as you think of all the cum tributes you will get!

  7. My wife did this one night after she had said good bye to her friends after dinner. She called me to say she was on her way home and I heard a lot of hooting and hollering in the background. I asked her what that was about and her response was “drunk college guys.” I knew what she was wearing and said “flash them,” to which she did. As soon as she got in her car they were knocking on the door. When she got home we fucked like 16 year olds. I’ll never forget how hard I got when she told me it was a turn on to her to flash random strangers.

  8. To meet with each of my three girlfriends, preferrably all together (slim chance, though two live within 30 miles of each other), and take each of their delightful asses. Two have agreed; the third is only hedging but has enjoyed my fingers and a plug while we’ve fucked.

    Oh, did I forget to say: we are all married. Just not to each other. Love you three.

  9. Of course I volunteer to be the stranger you flash Rachael. I have a similar dissolution along those lines. I would like to stroke my cock from limp to fully hard and throbbing while someone watches and then squirt a load of creamy cum.Possibly finishing with a piss to flush the pipes and licking up some cum if requested. Hopefully it would be an appreciative woman but a guy would do as well. The younger the better in my fantasies but in real life must keep it legal. This is in person not via the Internet. I’ve had offers now I need to follow through in 2017. Will keep you posted.

  10. What an awesome idea. We all have that hidden side we want to let out. Wish I could be the lucky stranger you flash!

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